Wish corruption game.

[ROOKIE1]

You get to drive it but your girlfriend is pushing .

I wish my car was paid off .

 

[Cypress_h]

your car is paid off but now you gotta pay that stripper you hired when you had the party for paying off your car.

i wish my engine would come back from the machine shop already

 

[Kalisko]

It came back from the shop. But they lost all the paper work and sent you an b18 Engine that has a scorched/warped cylinder 3.\\

I wish 90% of parts I need didn't come from california, and I could get them in a couple of days.

 

[adammethner05]

You get all your parts from China instead and they all break on your initial start-up.

I wish I didn't have to wait to get my next tax return

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Your deported under a new IRS ordinance, Your DSM is too cool buddy. You live in Cuba now, bonus is you get some nifty cigars to smoke (get lung cancer and move back to the U.S. to undergo treatment) sorry man !!!

I wish I could Skydive and enjoy it without freakin' out.

 

[Cypress_h]

you got er bubbs your so relaxed it reminds you of being on the "throne" and let one go mid fall......

i wish bubbs would have a good wish

 

[adammethner05]

He has a good wish, one that includes giving us all everything we all have ever wanted, but leaves him paralyzed in the penis region so he's so embarrassed everytime he encounters a female that he urinates himself.

I wish that I had some pizza, because I'm starving!

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You gag on the Pizza and they rush you to the hospital, unfortunately Cypress is the only one on duty. He steels your DSM and leaves you to gag as the rest of the staff watches the Cubs lose the game, dang bad luck...

I wish, let me see. I wish... dang it, I want my penis back,

 

[adammethner05]

You get your penis back, all 1.2 inches of it, but it's green and purple and covered in red dots that ooze everywhere. And you're hands are chopped off for suggesting that somebody steals my DSM

I wish I had something to do, because I'm stupidly bored!

 

[Cypress_h]

you do fighting to get your DSM back

i wish adam wouold just straight up leave me and my 2 dsms alone

 

[adammethner05]

Well that was an easy one, because I never had anything to do with you or your vehicles. And during the fighting to get my DSM back, Bubbs tries to help you so I can't get my keys from you, and accidently hits you in the left temple with a crow bar, causing massive brain damage. Some weird side effect makes you defecate through your sweat pores over your entire body, rendering you useless to human society, and smelly for life no matter how many showers you take.

I wish I had eleventy billion dollars.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You do have..., "what you said" and are miserable for it. you are hounded day and night for the extra cash everybody seems to need. You can't even scratch you rear without some, "Trump wannabe "coming after you for the allmighty extra bucks.... You get desperate and lock youself in a prison of bodyguards, who of course, have their hands out... it's rediculous, you finally spend most of the money to find a cure for the brain damaged Cypress, poor dude.... He comes clean and too his sences and races off in you DSM again.

I wish we could all get along,

 

[adammethner05]

We all get along, but it takes an extra-terrestrial attack on our planet to persuade us to put our anger towards each other aside. The attack takes out almost the entire world, leaving Venezuela as one of the only places for survivors to flee.

I wish the Presidential election would be over

 

[Car_guy_09]

The Presidential election is over, But obama got elected! jk Dont start a debate and get this locked...


I wish pnp mega squirt was already out.

 

[ROOKIE1]

You get your wish but cant afford it because McCain is taxing the shit out of the working people .

I wish we could be lucky enough to have a President that would look out for the working people of America and not the Millionaires .

 

[mnr88talon]

you get your president who looks over the working people of america but unfornately the millionaires offer the president bribes and he ends up looking after the millionaires again..

i wish that i could drive my car which is 2 hours away at home while im away at college (its 100 a month to park my car at this appt) and its a thursday and im gonna get trashed so i can forget about the pain of not being able to drive my talon!!!

 

[ROOKIE1]

Per your wish you are able to drive your car . Unfortunately you have to walk to it and get arrested for Public Intoxication and resisting arrest .


I wish my truck had a supercharger on it .

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Oh, it does, but mnr88talon finds it parked outside the dorm and takes it for a spin, you never see it again...

Would really like those fog lights to appear out of nowhere and install themselves in my 2G.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Or not...

Wish I had a Big Mac.

 

[Car_guy_09]

You get your big mac but the kid making it spit in it

i Wish my car would paint its self

 

[pj91gsx]

Your car paints it self, but it turns out it also painted over your windows and all in the interior

I wish I had help on my dsm..

 

[ROOKIE1]

Help arrives but it is a honda guy who vents your bov and adds a huge wing on back .

I wish I had a better stereo in my truck .

 

[pj91gsx]

Help arrives but it is a honda guy who vents your bov and adds a huge wing on back .

I wish I had a better stereo in my truck .

you get a better stereo but its so loud that it shatters all the windows.

oh. I wish that I could push my car back in the garage.

 

[DSMTriad]

You get it in but wheels fall off.

I wish for a Conquest Tsi w/ only 10k miles.

 

[Car_guy_09]

You get your Conquest Tsi w/ only 10k miles, But it throws a rod on your drive home.

I wish my car was tuned perfect