Wish corruption game.

[Afroclipse]

you do but find I beat you there an was just finishing up.

I wish I could be cured of my dsmtuners addiction.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

No need buddy, have at it....

I wish I could find touch-up spray paint for my DSM.

 

[ROOKIE1]

Finds the paint but the can has no pressure .
I wish my wife were a lesbian for a night .

 

[r1991_4g63t]

she tries and then stays that way

i wish my car would quit breaking

 

[chris9149]

Your car stops breaking down and runs absolutely amazing. And then it gets stolen.
I wish I had unlimited money.

 

[r1991_4g63t]

Your car stops breaking down and runs absolutely amazing. And then it gets stolen.
I wish I had unlimited money.

hey wrecked i can handle, but no one beats this bi*** but me

you have unlimited money but it must all be spent on a kia

i wish my neighbors would move and stop trying to back into my talon

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Yep, they move, but back into your Talon anyway...

I wish I had a Spyder...

 

[Cypress_h]

u get the spyder but the top doesnt go down..

i wish my turbo motor was rebuilt and didnt cost me a dime or a body part

 

[marsh63]

your turbo motor is rebuilt and cost you nothing but upon startup it jumps timing blowing a hole thru your piston and bending almost every valve.

i wish my talon didnt have lifter tick!

 

[Deuce_three]

bought 3g lifters in classified hoping to fix the problem, installed it and it still ticks. Realizes that its not a 3g lifter but rather a used 1g lifter.

Wish i was a ballerina like this guy!

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[Afroclipse]

You are ###

I wish life was fair.

 

[Cypress_h]

life is fair.......for everyone but you

i wish i could rid myself of the dsm plaque

 

[marsh63]

you rid yourself from dsm but then you aquire a honda plaque.

i wish all my dsms work perfectly!

 

[Bubbs Malone]

They do, of course. But now your bored to death because you've already alienated all of your friends and family working on DSM's. You probably wish you had the headache back...

I wish DSM's were instantly worth a lot of money.

 

[marsh63]

dsms are worth alot of money but you sold yours befor they gained value.

i wish for another hreat weekend this comin weekend.

 

[ShawnsGarage]

You have the best weekend of your life this coming weekend, but monday your house burns down all your dsm's get stolen and you loose your job.

I wish I could find a good deal on a 2g

 

[Cypress_h]

you find a good deal on a 2g only to find out that its a lemon

i wish these kids with straight piped half tons would stop waking me up when im trying to sleep

 

[Lofty]

you find a good deal on a 2g only to find out that its a lemon

i wish these kids with straight piped half tons would stop waking me up when im trying to sleep

They stop coming.
Only to bring on straight piped Honda Civics.
I wish my car had a turbo right now....

 

[marsh63]

your car has a turbo but it burns out in the first day of having it.

i wish my car didnt burn soo much gas.

 

[bartels903]

Your car now gets 74mpg. but it costs 99 dollars per gallon.

I wish I could move to vegas.

 

[adammethner05]

You move to Vegas, but during a random casino encounter, your ear is bitten completely off by none other than Mike Tyson himself. He manages to bite off one of your testicles too.

I wish I had another reliable DD so I can install my built motor/turbo kit in my Eclipse.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You guessed it, you end up driving the Oscar Myer Weener, and I laugh at you.

I wish I had a nickle for every time someone says the N/T is slow, I'd buy a Turbo, .

 

[Cypress_h]

you get what you wished for a nickle and dime for everytime which equates to 23 million dollars.....only problem is that you have to share it with the rest of us NT dsm guys....... your left with 30 cents

i wish i didnt have this F'ing cold anymore and that my car would stop being a pig

 

[adammethner05]

Granted, the first by giving you herpes so you forget about having a cold, and the second by turning your car from a pig into a chihuahua.

I wish I had a beer right now

 

[boostngsx]

You get your beer but its older than your grandma and warm as hell.

I wish I could finally drive my car.