Wish corruption game.

[Afroclipse]

You do but you end up on an island filled with naked women and you can't take it off.


I wish I was a King

 

[GofaST4life]

you invent the full body amor suit, but its to heavy to use so your S.O.L.

I wish i had an S2000!

 

[delta448]

You both become Kings and buy S2000's. Then you go to nuclear war with each other.

I wish I had a barrett .50 cal.

 

[red97tib]

Your barret .50 cal is made entirely of a super soft aluminum so if you were to ever fire it it would brake.

I wish I had more time in my life.

 

[Afroclipse]

You do but you develop rheumatoid arthritis

I wish my dsm felt pain (so I could beat her ass for being so stupid, domestic violence all day)

 

[Sotarts]

When your wish is granted and your DSM suddenly feels pain, and announced that it's a "she", you're very delighted, carry out your domestic violence fetish, but eventually go insane (because that's simply not realistic) and commit suicide by dropping her onto your skull while she's on jack stands.

I wish LandoAWD closed this thread.

 

[rossb]

LandoAWD closes this thread and then bans you for how stupid your last post was.

I wish I could beat a Rubik's cube.

 

[Afroclipse]

you do at 87 yrs old

I wish i was immortal

 

[delta448]

You are granted immortality but you continue to age normally.

I wish to have an IQ of 2000 allowing a photographic memory and telekinesis.

 

[Afroclipse]

You do but they only work when your shitting

I wish I was the man in charge of impregnating the Amazonians.

 

[Sotarts]

Your wish is granted and you are in charge. They cut your penis off and shackle you to inside of a 10' x 10' bamboo shack with only one window (to eliminate any form or shape of conflict of interest)--you will be handling the paper list of eligible impregnators based on minimum standards for the rest of your life. You never see the women. You only see the list with names, descriptions, references and socio-economic status. You will be making all the decisions, you will be in charge. Such will be agreement.

I wish the wheel was never invented.

 

[banishedmunk]

the wheel was never invented and you are part of the egyptian slave team draggng the large stone pieces for miles and miles cursing all the lazy weeklings that have had no food for weeks just consistently being whipped and forced to draw pictures of people as if they were breeding wth flounders

i wish i had enough people to start my own religion of scantily clad cricket players

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You find yourself in a jungle of cricket eating lizards that really aren't interested in the game at all.

I wish I had a headliner for my DSM, it's terrible...

 

[banishedmunk]

you have a headliner for your dsm that you waited weeks for and when you go to the garage to install all you fnd is a oil puddle in the garage where it used to be

i wish i had a bald spot so that i could be in a club. hair club for men that is maybe women f they are hot baldies

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You get your wish, but look like Lou Grant from the old MaryTyler Moore show, so no women will give you the time of day.

I wish it was day...

 

[DSMunknown]

But it's night.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Matt4g63]

You got world peace but its because WW3 happened and miraculously its only you and roaches left in the world.

I wish my girlfriend was Elisha cuthbert

 

[Afroclipse]

granted but you find out you are ### and end up with Mickey Rooney

I wish I had super powers.

 

[rossb]

You super power is x-ray vision, and it only works on dudes.

I wish I could shoot LASER beams out of my eyes.

 

[mgsx98]

You shoot laser beams out your eves but only like Scott Summers (X-Men) and unfortunately glasses were never invented..

I wish for world domination

 

[rossb]

You dominate the world and do so by using polar bears, which in turn kill you. Polar bears now rule the world.

I wish the passenger-side window in my talon would roll down.

p.s. having my laser beam eyes always on is a plus in my book.

 

[ROOKIE1]

Your window does roll down , but right after it starts to rain , while stuck in traffic .

I wish I had my Talon back .

 

[Afroclipse]

you do just like an eagle on your index finger

I wish I had wolverine's bone claws

 

[rossb]

Seeing how you asked for his "bone claws" and Wolverine's entire skeleton(and his claws) is covered with Adamantium, you just fail get bones which break the first time you use them which result sin excruciating pain.

I wish I had a 52" Bravia 1080p plasma TV

 

[ROOKIE1]

You get your tv , but are arrested because the inside had drugs in it .

Wish I had Family Guy series on Dvd