Wish corruption game.

[Bubbs Malone]

Poof!!! and it is so, um kinda. The wish police heard you wrong and you ended up with Married with children instead...

I wish I lived in a mansion in Beverly hills with Jed Clampit and the Fresh Prince.

 

[ROOKIE1]

Wish comes true , however in making said wish forgot the following . Jed is dead , quite the smell . The fresh prince is actually the guy from Six Degrees of Seperation , ### .

Wish I could follow rules and not have to edit because I forgot to wish .

 

[banishedmunk]

poof granted by a ### genie that was naked and was chasing you around his lamp when you wished

i wish i had two left feet

 

[boostngsx]

You have two left feet, one is where it is supposed to be and the other is where your family jewels used to be.

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

 

[banishedmunk]

wish granted to bad the global warming has melted all the ice caps while a little kid had you buried to your head in the sand

i wish the worst upon you all

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Wow, instant gratification

I wish banishedmunk had another grey mark....

 

[ROOKIE1]

Has wasted a wish because owning a DSM the worst has happened already . (banished)

I wish for a flock of seagulls to shit on the poster above Bubbs . I also wish Bubbs had a turbo and frontmount .

 

[banishedmunk]

already got my bird turd interior guess im working for the looks of a pair of painters pants they have become my frends.

bubbs has a fmic now and a turbo but it s all on a weed eater

i wish it was opposite day

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Nice thoughts, in my mind buddy, in my heart.... (Rookie)

It's not opposite day, or night for that matter.

I wish Rookie had another DSM so he could sport the new sport avatar...

(trust me, I have no problems with your current ride, hell I'm part Mitsubishi myself,)

 

[Cypress_h]

he does but you bought it for him and now owe another 3600.00 on repairs
i wish my parts car would strip it self of the parts i need

 

[ROOKIE1]

Big problem , genie thought you said mom , now you are a milf and every guy in town is after you .

I wish the "war" for oil - I mean terrorism was over .

 

[leet]

Stop driving your car and get everyone else to do the same.

I wish that I had more time.

 

[ROOKIE1]

Granted you get more time , in jail for illegal firearms .

I wish Death Row meant something .

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You line them all up against the wall and shoot them, then end up on Death Row. Ironic isn't it.

I wish it was Friday

 

[GloriousDSM]

You close your eyes just to wake up and its Monday

I wish for infinite wishes and for an admin to buy me a coke.

 

[Afroclipse]

You do but find out that wishes is Swedish for donkey balls, so an admin buys you a coke to go with your donkey balls.

I wish I could understand where my girl gets her sense from when we are arguing.

 

[Black_Bullet]

You understand the secrets of the universe but wish to take your new found knowledge back as your genitles shrivel up and your outty becomes a inny

I wish I was extremely wealthy.
I wish my DSM had a indestructable drivetrain and motor.

 

[Cypress_h]

your wish is granted, but now you got nothing for interior, no seats no steering wheel no nothing.......

I wish my car would prep itself for winter

 

[91PlymouthLaser]

your car preps itself for winter by sealing itself under 12ft thick concrete walls also heated at a constant 78 degrees which is charged directly to you for the gas used.

I wish DSM's were easy to work on...

 

[ROOKIE1]

Wish is granted , problem is you will be practicing alot with breakdown after breakdown .


I wish my paint would get fixed .

 

[turboking15]

your paint is fixed, but its done in 1975 refrigerator green.

i i could work on MY cars all day.

 

[banishedmunk]

you can work on your cars any time you want unfortunately its because you are paralyzed from the neck downn and you must hold a ratchet in your teeth

i wish i had a pet liger

 

[Black_Bullet]

you can work on your cars any time you want unfortunately its because you are paralyzed from the neck downn and you must hold a ratchet in your teeth

i wish i had a pet liger

your wish is granted but the Liger eats your gas pedal foot off and your shifting hand off.

I wish that the person who posts under me gives me all there best aftermarket parts that I can use on my car.

 

[boostngsx]

Wish granted. You get all my aftermarket parts. But they do you no good because a parrot decided to take a dump in the IC pipes and now your engine is filled with parrot shit.

I wish I didn't have to pay for gas.

 

[bastarddsm]

you don't because you don't have a car!!!

I wish, I could go to UofI tomorrow to see this broad I'm chasin..