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All ricers disappear, but they all haunt you in your dreams.

I wish I had a brand new DSM with 0 miles on it.
 
boostngsx said:
All ricers disappear, but they all haunt you in your dreams.

I wish I had a brand new DSM with 0 miles on it.
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You're granted a brand new DSM with ZERO miles on it, but it was the very first DSM to roll off the assembly line, was never filled with any fluids, all rubber parts shrank and dried to brittle rubber bands and all moving parts have weld-rusted together due to occasional moisture.

I wish this website didn't exist, because that's what persuaded me to buy a DSM.
 
You were never born, a female version of you was born and she loves hondas.

I wish my wife didnt hate my DSM.
 
Your wife starts to love dsms and takes yours for a drive and kills it


i wish to marry an asian women who will cook me general tso everyday
 
your wife loves dsms... but you never owned one but her ex did and she never shuts up about him and his dsm.


wish I had a running dsm.
 
Your DSM runs, but only has one working gear, and that's reverse.

I wish I had veyron.
 
You have a Veyron, but the cost of insurance and gas keeps you from driving it, ever.

I wish my g/f would lose weight. (I know, I'm an a**hole)
 
Your Spyder becomes reliable, but now has a 92 HP Honda motor in it. :cry:


I wish all the hail damage on my car was gone!
 
All your hail damage is gone, but the body shop painted your car hot pink.

I wish I had more money for my car.
 
You have more money for your car, but not nearly enough, because you drive a DSM.

I wish I had GSX-R.
 
You get your GSX-R, but get beaten in a street race the first night you have it by a DSM.

I wish I was back from Iraq.
 
that bumper is off but its intermingled with the rear bumper of a ford excursion and all because you swerved to miss a turtle in the road which turned out to be a rock that looked like a turtle

i wish ii had a titans cheerleader for one night :thumb:
 
You get a titans cheerleader but it turns out her junk is bigger than yours.

I wish my Macbook Pro comes very soon!
 
boostngsx said:
You were never born, a female version of you was born and she loves hondas.

I wish my wife didnt hate my DSM.
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Your wife doesn't hate your DSM, she hates YOU. [/following lead]

I wish people understood the concept of this "wish corruption game".



When someone wishes something, and the wish lacks proper directness, the wish results in a corrupted and twisted one. When you're corrupting a wish, you're supposed to twist it with a clever note towards a horrible ending--not state a pre-existing condition that may suggest that someone is a demented individual and doesn't realize that the condition existed. Two entirely different subjects. I wonder if minds are being wrapped around the point I'm making.
 
jemsoccer said:
You get your Macbook and you love it because it is WAY better then Microsoft's ANYTHING!

I wish I had a Macbook Pro.
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You're granted a MacBook Pro, but drunken genie is from 10,000 b.c. and you end up with a paper book titled "Mac Book Pro".

I wish I had a newly built home with a 10-car garage on a 50-acre piece of land.
 
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