Wish corruption game.

[DSMTriad]

car is perfectly tuned and your fuel pump goes up.

i wish i had more money.

 

[pj91gsx]

you get more money, but 18 swat cars are chasing you in you talon in persuit of the stolen dough.


I wish I had faster car.

 

[DSMTriad]

John Shep gives you his 7.7 AWD and you blow it up on the first pass.

I wish my talon had fresh paint.

 

[pj91gsx]

you get your fresh paint but, its glow in the dark hot pink. It looks like a flame going down the road. I driver swerves once seeing your car and hits you head on, totaling you car.

I wish for a green lawn.

 

[DSMTriad]

You see me running to your car and start dumping a hefty bag of kentucky blue grass in your car.

I wish I had my white talon...

 

[AWD_Launch]

You get your white car but it is riced out and doesn't run.

I want my car to not brake next race season

 

[DSMTriad]

Nice try....

The next race session your car brakes slamming your head into your cheap ebay steering wheel.

I wish they would remake the DSMs in 2009.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Oh, they do. With more bling than you can shake a stick at...

Wish I were king for a day.

 

[Car_guy_09]

Your king, But your wife is queen.... Need i say more?


I wish my car was faster

 

[adammethner05]

It's faster, but by instant weight reduction...No more doors, fenders, bumpers, and windows for you.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week for the lower gasket set to put my built motor together.

 

[Car_guy_09]

You get your lower gasket set over night, But every one of them blows out.


I Wish i had an srt 4

 

[adammethner05]

You get a great deal on a mint srt-4, but because somebody died in it. The dealership didn't tell you...

I wish I knew where Wilmington, Ohio is located, because I'm too lazy to mapquest it. Just curious because I'm a fellow Ohioan

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Wilmington is in Ohio, problem solved....

I Wish my wife wasn't Queen, what was I thinking?!!!

 

[Car_guy_09]

Your wife isnt queen, But your not king


Wilmington is about 45 miles north of cincy


I wish i could talk my parents into a srt 4

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Your Parents buy one..., but it's for your brother, who moves to Egypt with it.

I wish I could pick the right side of a wish bone...

 

[untouchablecc]

You pick the right side of the wishbone but accidentally shatter your shifting hand.

I wish i had dsm link

 

[4g63and420a]

You get dsm link, realizing u dont have the right port to plug it into ## new laptop


i wish had the right port

 

[Car_guy_09]

You have the rite port, But a Non eprom ECU


I wish i had a built 2.2 stroker

 

[DSMTriad]

You get your 2.2 but some steals it and craps on your hood.

I wish for a new turbo

 

[beating4g63s]

you get a brand new turbo from ebay and it's super glued together, and craps out on you on the first pull

I wish I had another pair of work rims, with no curb rash, dents, and a fresh set of tires, and my car and no one would steal it and a road to drive it on and keys and I had all my legs and arms and was fully capable of driving

(had to make it hard for the next person)

 

[DSMTriad]

You get your rims, fresh set of tires and life is good. You never shifted so perfectly, and no one even tried to steal your car. You wake up in an insane asylum, your friends dropped you off for thinking the world was perfect. Plus you never owned a dsm.

I wish for some common sense.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Common by who's standards?

I wish my kids could pay me back for the stuff I bought them today.

 

[Car_guy_09]

Your kids pay you back, But get in trouble and you have to turn around and give the money to the courts.


I wish fiberglass wasent so hard to work with

 

[slipstream808]

The fiberglass work gets easier but that's cause you took Ritalin to concentrate and now are a drug addict.

I wish my experimental student film was done!

 

[Car_guy_09]

Your experimental student film is done but you got an F



I wish my hood would fix itself