Wish corruption game.

[Deuce_three]

You get your cast molds but instead of getting the actual molds you get 1/10 scale replica of it.
I wish the person below me would buy me a pallet of beer.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Oh, I have, oh wait, but won't give any to you,

I wish I could have my Snickers back, just got the wrapper last time.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You hop in the car where your Snickers went and have to sing in order to get it back

I wish that it didn't have to rain this weekend

 

[SBstar]

It doesn't rain this weekend, instead there is a blizzard.

I wish that I still had a dsm that wasn't just a stripped out shell that's ready for the scrapyard.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Check the title of the game, they shred you car up and make it into 20,000,000,000 razor Blades. Good news is you make enough in residuals to buy a fleet of gutted DSM's.

Okay so I sing Mary had a little a lamb (you know, the porno version, ) can I have my snickers now???

 

[DSMTriad]

Homeless guy throws up your snickers bar and tells you to collect whats yours and leave.

I wish I had dsmlink.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You buy one and for some odd reason, it doesn't work.

I wish I could meet some Bay Area DSM'ers.

 

[SBstar]

You buy one and for some odd reason, it doesn't work.

I wish I could meet some Bay Area DSM'ers.

You meet some Bay Area DSM'ers but they're all F&F Ricers.

I wish my wife understood my hobby better.

 

[DSMTriad]

She understands but she hates the fact thats it a dsm.(my wife is the same way sayin "its always broken")

I wish I had a BR350 Evo 8.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You get your Evo, but it's broken and unfixable

I wish the weather would make up it's mind (Rain, then no rain with sun out and so forth all in one day)

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Knows I get the same on this side of the bay, you'll have to wait it out I'm afraid.

I wish my kids would do their chores. I'm tired of being the bad guy when they don't.

 

[DSMTriad]

They start doing their chores but your still the bad guy.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You can fly, but you know all about the sudden stop at the end.

I wish I wasn't the bad guy, and who took my snickers?...

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You then become the good guy, but unfortunately since you became good everyone starts stealing your Snickers whenever you buy them and you never find out who it is, but empty wrappers seem to pile up in your car, no matter how much you clean out your car.

I wish that I could keep up with my diet and stop eating Snickers all the time Maybe I'll give them to Bubbs so that I can stick to my diet (Not really true about the Snickers part, but hard staying on the diet)

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You do keep up with your diet (I guess no one else wanted to touch this one) due to modern medicine, unfortunalely a major side effect is the loss of hearing and all your hair falls out.

I wish I could fly in a biplane for my next birthday.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

I'm already bald so the falling hair thing doesn't really work, but the loss of hearing would suck.

You get to fly the bi-plane, but then I buzz you with a F-14 Tomcat .

I wish I had a beer right now (Just came from the bar)

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You're strill waiting for that Beer, aren't ya?...

(hey, I just got an idea) I wish Honda's were on this site. (please corrupt this for me)

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Hey what's wrong with Honda's . I have one.

Anyways. The Honda guys try to infiltrate this website and are dumbfounded because they don't even know how to sign up. When the do figure it out, the sheer builds of some of the DSM's here has them running scared.

I wish that birds would stop pooing on my car everyday. (I have to detail the car everyday because of it)

 

[Car_guy_09]

The birds stop, But a dog starts pissing on it.


I hope i get over 300hp with my new portfueler

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Foul- okay, you get 450 instead and run it into a tree...

I wish I didn't corrupt that wish so bad. Shame on me...

 

[Car_guy_09]

Harsh much?

You didnt corrupt it that bad since i wont get 450hp until i get a MSD DIS 2, Plus i wont hit a tree... Maybe a ditch but no tree



I wish my hood was done..

 

[DSMTriad]

Your hood is finished but its warp with a picture of hello kitty on it.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[ernie]

You find a dollar on the side of the road but a hobo just used it to wipe his ass.

I wish I could put awd on my spyder already.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You get all the parts for your AWD swap and finish installing it, then you have problems with traction because you need new tires now. Can't really corrupt this one IMO

I wish I had some donut holes hehe

 

[jgehret]

you get your donut hole but they are 3 weeks old and funky.


i wish i got a 5 speed instead on an auto