Wish corruption game.

[bastarddsm]

you got your 5 speed, but it shifts like a typical dsm...meaning it don't. I wish I could turn winter off periodically.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Your in luck, you find the switch. Unfortunately it only works during the week, when you work or go to school.

Wish Car_Guy would give me his hood, when he's done fixing it.

 

[xsboost]

You get your hood but a small bi-plane crashes into your car tearing the whole front end off.

I wish for my engine rebuild to be finished and for a Shep dog box

 

[Car_guy_09]

Its done but you didnt know what you where doing and it blew up as soon as you cranked it over


And thats MY HOOD!!!!



I wish my portfueler was overnighted

 

[EventsCo21XL]

The company calls to say it was overnighted, but then it goes to the wrong house and they can't get info on who got it.

I wish I had donut holes that aren't more than a day old.

 

[Anne]

You have tantalizing donut holes that are fresh out of the oven, delivered to you as a surprise gift, but after first bite you find that they are full of glass shards and razor blades.

I wish I had time to stop by Starbucks this morning on the way to the office (and I would have had time too, but I've been on here all morning!)

 

[mcarruthers]

You do have time to stop by starbucks,lots of time, because you got laid off.
I wish I didnt have to work so I could play COD5.

 

[xsboost]

You don't have to work because it was destroyed in a world war so you get to play COD5 but it isn't a game, It's real and is what destroyed your place of work.

I wish I still had my running 1g GSX.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Oh it's running, but posessed, Jason style. It kills your best friend who comes back as undead and tears you a new one for letting it happen.

I wish I had a treehouse to play in

 

[EventsCo21XL]

you finish building your treehouse, but the moment you put your tools away, it falls out of the tree.

I wish I ate some food today.

 

[xsboost]

You ate your food but a tree house falls on you causing you to puke it up and there's nothing else to eat.

I wish my original Nintendo system still worked. I'd rock the hell out of some Super Mario Bros. 3.

 

[Cypress_h]

your nintendo system still works but its like a dsm only works as long as all your doing is watching it VERY closely

i wish the machine shop didnt screw up my invoice and send me the wrong block

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Okay, you got it. They really screw up this time, they send you a jet engine. You strap the thing on and burn a strip 900 feet down Car_Guys Driveway...

I wish I had a hobby, . One that didn't get me in this Sh$%&T.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You get another hobby, but that means that you start building fast Mopeds, which gets you into more shit because its just too funny.

I wish I didn't have insommnia right now

 

[Cypress_h]

ok you dont got insomenia you just got the urge to wake up the wife/girlfriend/hand for some late night activities......

i wish i dont get banned for saying that ^

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Your banned, but thats okay, I am too for starting this thread. We go to sleep, wake up the next day and it was all a bad dream, cheers.

I wish I could ride in a helecopter.

 

[xsboost]

You get to ride in a helicopter. Unfortunately it's because you crashed your car and now you're being air lifted to the hospital.

I wish I hadn't eaten that sausage dog last night.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Unfortunately you ate that sausage dog, and it wasn't a sausage dog at all. It was an animal's appendage.

I wish that the weather in the Bay Area would just make up its mind

 

[ricktb]

Your wish came true, here comes hurricane Obama

I wish I had free gas for life

 

[DSMTriad]

You get free gas for life, but you can only get the gas with the same octane level as water.

I wish I can get my taxes early.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

You get them early, but instead you owe 10 million to the IRS.

I wish for a penny

 

[xsboost]

You get your penny, but that's all you have and you owe 10 million to the IRS

I wish for world peace.

 

[DSMTriad]

Treaties are signed world peace is a reality. But everyone hates you .

I wish for a 70lb baked, fully cooked, and properly prepared turkey.

 

[SBstar]

Treaties are signed world peace is a reality. But everyone hates you .

I wish for a 70lb baked, fully cooked, and properly prepared turkey.

You get your turkey, but it tastes like mud.

I wish my bills were all paid off so I could buy a dsm.

 

[Lofty]

You get your turkey, but it tastes like mud.

I wish my bills were all paid off so I could buy a dsm.

You pay your bills off, but you took too long, so every single dsm around is either riced out or totaled.

I wish turboing a NT was easy.