Wish corruption game.

[Bubbs Malone]

You money tree was stolen because you left the backyard fence unlocked. And it was uninsured.

I wish my credit card had no limit....

Nono... It's not that easy.

Your Credit Card Has no limit, take a cruz to Alaska, or Fly to Milan with the family. It's all on the card, drink up, if your old enough. Go watch a Pink Floyd Concert and deep sea dive for treasure, all with that card with no limit.

Oh yeah, it has to be paid off by midnight.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

I wish I had no credit limit and had a job

I wish it would snow

Snow you want, hmmmmm

It snows so much it crushed your DSM under it's weight. You dig to the car to find your wallet so you can get a cab ride home, only to find a small little matchbox car in it's place. How odd, you think, how am I going to get home? Just then the snow melts and you wake up from the dream you've been having. Let that be a lesson too ya...

I wish I got a bonus this year.

 

[97Boosted]

you enjoy this too much haha

you get your bonus and get fired

i wish there was no such thing as a traffic violation

 

[DSMTriad]

Congress does away with traffic violations but you only ride the slow bus.

I hope all goes well with my project.

 

[striker827]

All goes Great on your project, you even manage to make 450whp... untill a run-away Semi smashes your whole front end and you watch it over and over on the nightly news WTF



i wish money fell from the sky

 

[94Jettameowpsst]

Money falls from the sky but its in the form of half dollars so it breaks every window in your car. If you think it couldnt get worse than that, you live in a place where tornadoes are frequent. These half dollars rip through your house and kill everyone in the place. (bad i know)

I wish infomercials weren t so pointless

 

[97Boosted]

the infomercials become very informative and your head explodes from the accumulated information (POP!)


i wish work wasnt so boring

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Work isn't boring. Now its so busy that you have to work 16 hr days, and you don't get paid overtime. Quitting would be out of the question because of the economy.

I wish I had some Taco Bell

 

[Dsmj89]

Gets some taco bell and is a happy man... until an hour later ends up in the bathroom with an enormous stomache-ache and endless sessions of back-and-forth bathroom usage.

I'm hungry, i want some mcd.

 

[97Boosted]

you get a free lifetime supply of micky d's and you get so fat when you get in your DSM and blow out all the tires and bend the rims and your coilovers exlpode and you can only sell it for $200


i wish i got paid more

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You find yourselff in this strange looking 40 ft. dumpster. And your right, money does fall from the sky. It turns out you let yourself into the dumpster that gets hauled from the federal reserve, after being filled to overflowing with old One-Dollar Bills. Just to make matters worse, you get very hot when the dumpster gets emptied into the huge incinerator.

I wish Aunt Jamima would bring me some syrup.

 

[DSMTriad]

I wish Aunt Jamima would bring me some syrup.

Why?

She pulls up in a truck load of syrup and dumps your car in it .

I wish I had a .50 cal rifle

 

[OhhDearOh]

you have a .50 cal rifle but it accidentally shoots out your tires.

I wish I had money to buy thing for my DSM :/

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You have a little at a time like most of us.

I wish I could find a slot car that looked just like my DSM.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

There aren't any...

I wish I hadn't put my foot in my mouth.

 

[JayRolla]

You wish is corrupted in its self. Thats just nasty!!!

I wish I was warmer here, -10* and e85 cold starts are not fun!!

 

[ROOKIE1]

You got your wish now but it rains everyday .

I wish I had still had the broken down AWD Talon

 

[ROOKIE1]

You get it back but then remember why you got rid of it .

I wish I had a different job .

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Carefull, you may get what you wish for....

Dang I forget how to play, I wish for a 1080P hugemongus HD TV.

 

[ROOKIE1]

You get your TV , but I have you arrested for stealing mine .

I wish I could have a 3 way ( myself and 2 attractive women) .

 

[dusters16]

u get your 3way, but you had way to much to drink while picking them up and discovered that they were your mom and grandma, who have syphilis (like this woman)

I wish I had a Spyder that didnt leak from the convertible top.

 

[ROOKIE1]

You get the new top on , but the motors on it go out and its raining .

I wish I had a 2g GSX Spyder with a 4g63T instead of a 4G Spyder .

 

[dusters16]

you get a GSX for your birthday but only to realize that its in 1/18 scale.

I wish that the motors for the convertible top are indestructible.

ps: rookie1...i live in Orange County, California.....it only rains 1 week out of the year and that was the week before i bought the car. 2 days ago, it was 100 degrees out.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Oh, heh the motors are indestructable, but unfortunately they open the sunroof and never stop, this causes a real major problem when your on the freeway and you lose the sunroof on the car behind you. The student driver swerves to miss it and causes a huge accident involving a cement truck. They trace it all back to your sunroof and take your license away...

Such a bafoon, ragtop...

I wish Ozzy Ozborne was 15 years younger, he could really belt it out.

 

[1bad95tsi]

Ozzy takes some new miracle drug and ends up going back too far in age and never has a singing carrer he turns out to be a ballerina
I just wish dsms were reliable