Wish corruption game.

[Achelea]

They Are reliable, but you find yourself buying a V6 Mustang instead.

I wish I had the new SS Camaro.

 

[1bad95tsi]

you get your new camaro only to realize its a hot wheels and i have a mustang 5.0
i wish i spent half as much time working on my mustang as my dsms it would be pretty sick

 

[98gsxtuner]

You get the time to work on your mustang and get it dun,but when you take it for a test trive and turn a corner all your wheels fall off thus destroying your whole suspension and now you have to replace all of that.

I wish that i had a elephant.

 

[dusters16]

well your elephant wish has already come true, see that dsm in your driveway?

i wish that california drivers werent complete idiots to cause this...
Three wrecks and a police pursuit have traffic at a stand-still | vehicles, collisions, suspect, hit, northbound - News - OCRegister.com

 

[SpawnedX]

Wish granted. Now the Californians who cause those problems are ridiculously brilliant and all lawyers and find a way to prove it was you who caused it.

I wish this forum would donate me their cars.

 

[dusters16]

at least they still havent caught me! jk

we all donate our cars to you, but the cost of registerign them and insureing them, makes you give them back and have regreats of even having that wish in the first place

i wish......that.....my car would stay clean. (friggen birds!)

 

[EDM95]

You buy a paint ball gun and take out them birds.
I wish my eclipse was put back together so I could drive it.

 

[SpawnedX]

Granted. Your car is put back together bone stock, with crank play, allowing you to drive it, for a few months. You find everything was welded and can no longer be fixed or replaced. Enjoy.

I wish people knew how to play the wish corruption game properly.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You buy a paint ball gun and take out them birds.
I wish my eclipse was put back together so I could drive it.

The wish corruption police just caught up with you "re-read your last response and fix it...

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Granted. Your car is put back together bone stock, with crank play, allowing you to drive it, for a few months. You find everything was welded and can no longer be fixed or replaced. Enjoy.

I wish people knew how to play the wish corruption game properly.

They don't.

I wish I had a double wopper

 

[1bad95tsi]

You get your whopper with this coupon i give you only to realize the bun hard and stale from sitting under the warmer for too long and the burger is as hard as a rock

i wish dsm parts were all free

 

[EDM95]

You pay more for the part then it is worth because only on person has it.
I wish the person below this post would not send me a 2gb front bumper.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

I send you a 2G bumper, but you change your mind anyway. You want a Mazda RX-7 bumber instead. Now that's wish corruption at its best.

I wish Snickers sponsered my DSM hobby/ Daily driver project.

 

[98gsxtuner]

Snickers does sponser you but you have to drive a ford pinto.

I wish i could get my dash lights working and have a 2.3l stroker installed.

 

[1bad95tsi]

You replaced a fuse now your dashlights work and the 2.3 you have installed isnt a stroker its out of the guy above you's pinto a ford 2.3
I wish kids with hondas that only have huge fart pipes and an intakes realized there cars are slow

 

[98gsxtuner]

They do realize there cars are slow.
Then you realize your car is even slower than theres.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Make a wish .... keep this thing going,

Wish I hadden't asked for the endorcement from snickers to end up with that Pinto. I threw a 3.8 L in it and it hauls buns now though...

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Who am I kidding, the pinto lags style.

Wish I had my thread back...

 

[xioca]

You get your thread back but then you realize you don't have your needle and then become sad over the fact you can't sew.

I wish I could teach my cat to sit Buddha style.

 

[95gststock]

You get your cat to sit Buddah style in your drive way, but the next morning you reverse killing it on your way to work.
I wish my car not to be stock at the end of summer.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Some guy down the block takes a liking to your DSM and rigs up a back hoe to her, thus making it non-stock. Being the county frowns on such things, you pay extra road taxes as they reclassify your vehicle as a Florida Truck...

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't work this way,

 

[xioca]

Well you get your wish and your brain doesn't work that way.. Yet you become trapped in a cometary full of zombies. You glance around and see zombies everywhere, a tree cutting service truck, and a now abandoned military funeral. You in your sane thinking you make your way over to the now deserted military funeral and rummage through an officers car and find an ceremonial m16a2, but more importantly some real clips in the trunk. Halfway through your zombie killing spree towards the front gate your m16a2 jams, you clear the round and go to fire and it jams again. You are now being eaten alive helplessly. If only you would have grabbed a chainsaw. (It seemed to movie crazy at the time for you)

I wish I could get rid of my herpes. I don't have herpes

 

[95gststock]

you find out you dont have herpes but your car has herpes plus aids so you get rid of your ugly talon 1g and actully get a 2g eclipse that is clean and non turbo.
i wish...your mom can take it easy on my stick

 

[xioca]

Well my mom does in fact take it easy on your stick, because you wake up and realize it was all a dream. Then you remember that you in fact have the worlds smallest penis, crushing your hope of ever looking her up in the first place.


I wish our ancestors would have breed miniature humans that were 2.5' tall (not midgets) like toy poodles, so I could have some awesome pets.

 

[csamn2007]

One day the those miniature humans will revolt and take over the world.

I wish my xbox didnt have Red ring of death!