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U turbo the NT but the turbo is blown and every attempt to replace the snail results in a blown turbo.

I wish for a cracker thats edible and won't make me sick.
 
You have more money for your car, unfortunately it's a dsm and all the money goes to repairs and you have no money for anything else.

I wish racing was like a video game where there's no such thing as mechanical failure, all you have to do is a few power slides for a nitrous fill, and you could smash into a wall at 180 and keep going.
 
Racing is like NFS Underground 2/Street Racing Syndicate you get the GSX do a drag where your car is vulnerable and blow your engine, total your car, and have to pay for the repairs.

I wish I had tags for my talon.
 
Your backyard lawn stops looking ratty, but all the grass dies and all you see is just dirt in the backyard that won't let anything grow anymore.

I wish for a Deep Fried Oreo
 
Bubbs Malone said:
The tags for the Talon are in the glovebox, right where you left them (I wish it was that easy)
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You didn't even corrupt that wish so I'll corrupt it.
Yes the tags are in your glove box, so you use them, drive your car with them, then get arrested for having tags from a stolen car that is involved in a murder case. Now you're the only suspect. Nobody gets off easy in this game:nono:


EventsCo21XL said:
Your backyard lawn stops looking ratty, but all the grass dies and all you see is just dirt in the backyard that won't let anything grow anymore.

I wish for a Deep Fried Oreo
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You got your deep fried oreo and ate it. Now you have deep fried diarrhea.

I wish I didn't get laid off from my job.
 
You never got laid off they just offered you a lesser position for half the salary you make. You refused them saying that scrapping pigeon $H!T off the building is demeaning. So they said you walked out on the job so you can't get unmployment.

I wish I wasn't an @$$.
 
Wish granted. You're not an @$$ anymore, you've been demoted to a piece of $H!T.:D

I wish that tuner people and American muscle people can live in harmony.
 
It only lasts for 3 minutes before a fight broke out. Some muscle car guy made a joke about tuners having engines smaller than a 2 liter bottle of coke. Tuner responded "At least we don't need a bottle to run 12s...".

I wish I could have a nice microwave.
 
You didn't corrupt my wish.. My DSM is running LOL.

Your at a DSM meet in your area, and the neighborhood UPS man recognizes you. He tells you that your Spooner B16C short block just arrived at your house. Best part is you were in the middle of a "I hate honda" speech.

I wish truck drivers would stay in the right lanes.
 
You hop on the freeway to see that the semi trucks are all in the right line, but the rest of the freeway is blocked off by a massive fleet of Prius's

I wish the servers on Gears of War 2 didn't take so damm long to load
 
it takes 12 seconds to load a server, but the lag is so horendous that you cant even move with out getting killed....

i wish my dad would stop being a douche and just take the shop and paint booths that my uncle is giving him
 
Your dad takes the shop and paint booths your uncle is giving him, but then he sells them off and keeps the money LOL

I wish for a Twix bar
 
I give you a twix bar then knock it out your hand.ROFL

I wish I could go to school for free.
 
Your car weighs 2000lbs . . . because the motor and transmission are gone.

I wish I could afford luxuries like DSMlink.
 
You see this great deal for this quad core "5-Gigaherz" Computer ;) (do they make those?)

You get all excited for it to show up at your door, UPS Super Speedy Delivery.... :thumb:

It arrives and the super small DNA print on the package says:
SUPER---1/4 Core .5 GHz Sprinkler Timer and you hurlll.... :barf:


I'd like a money tree :)
 
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