The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[rolltidero]

Scrolling down, this caught my eye:



So the American dream is to own (read: finance for a hugely disproportionate interest rate) a used Swedish imported sedan?

I hadn't even seen that that's even better than when the ad talks about the "cinnamon Benz"

 

[tylersevo]

haha price is now $6500

Lmao this guy swears the car is in mint condition and super fast! If it makes over 250hp I'll sell my left nut. You can hold me to that.

 

[SmgHunter]

Lmao this guy swears the car is in mint condition and super fast! If it makes over 250hp I'll sell my left nut. You can hold me to that.

No way over 250hp, hell id go buy my old Corolla back before I bought that 420a Ricebox

 

[Dxc545]

This guy wants 16k to pay off his loan on his messed up evo. What a shame http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/4580616568.html

 

[Breezio69]

This guy wants 16k to pay off his loan on his messed up evo. What a shame http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/4580616568.html

That is a terrible looking car. Not even worth 8-9 grand.

 

[boost97gst]

"Godbeforemoneymotors" LMFAO!!!! Yea, cause we all know how that Jesus fella was a HUGE fan of capitalism. Hahahaha, f 'ing crooks

 

[ThunderChild]

dude, this one just blows my mind... idc if this thing has platinum seat warmers, gold pickle ticklers and diamond asshole scrubbers...

link

i mean, 4500 for this??

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[2g spyder eclipse]

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/4611649251.html

425hp? ORLY?!?! .... It looks pretty damn stock to me.. Oh yea, and +35hp when the "intercooler sprayer bar" is installed. Not to mention it's running rich due to the VTA bov.. .. My lord...

 

[2slow4now]

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/4611649251.html

425hp? ORLY?!?! .... It looks pretty damn stock to me.. Oh yea, and +35hp when the "intercooler sprayer bar" is installed. Not to mention it's running rich due to the VTA bov.. .. My lord...

Yeah that turbo looks stock. Maybe it's a big T28? oh yeah that still won't get you to 425. Oh maybe a 16g..... nope still not 425. he he Maybe the ad needs a disclaimer on it showing the ass dyno results. A crude drawn picture on a dyno sheet with a guy pressed against the seat to the 425hp mark would work.
I have a partial set of those wheels to go to the scrap yard.

 

[2g spyder eclipse]

Yeah that turbo looks stock. Maybe it's a big T28? oh yeah that still won't get you to 425. Oh maybe a 16g..... nope still not 425. he he Maybe the ad needs a disclaimer on it showing the ass dyno results. A crude drawn picture on a dyno sheet with a guy pressed against the seat to the 425hp mark would work.
I have a partial set of those wheels to go to the scrap yard.

Hhahahaa

 

[19GSX95]

Doesn't anyone find the camo valve cover and Spider-Man (venom syle) shift knob disturbing?

 

[oren hughbanks]

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/4611649251.html

425hp? ORLY?!?! .... It looks pretty damn stock to me.. Oh yea, and +35hp when the "intercooler sprayer bar" is installed. Not to mention it's running rich due to the VTA bov.. .. My lord...

Thank god that guy bought a WRX, their community is always in need of idiots.[DOUBLEPOST=1409436718][/DOUBLEPOST]http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/4595972384.html

I'm glad he has that removable steering wheel in case a decepticon shows up he will have a weapon

 

[2slow4now]

He he Phoenix also rotated the tires. Never knew ordinary maintenance was a modification. Maybe say you put gas in it too.

 

[Burst]

http://gyazo.com/1bb8b5323d0a62a7392c36a048267d5f
all this for $700 seems to good to be true[DOUBLEPOST=1409464940][/DOUBLEPOST]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/4528304742.html

Beast but too pricey

I would buy it for the money honestly its worth 15k by the time you would get something close to it. I would pay 15k for that setup in a 2gb gsx

 

[Burst]

http://gyazo.com/8aef711eac030b11d835c4f59c23a8dd z

 

[ErikTande]

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/4611649251.html

425hp? ORLY?!?! .... It looks pretty damn stock to me.. Oh yea, and +35hp when the "intercooler sprayer bar" is installed. Not to mention it's running rich due to the VTA bov.. .. My lord...

Did anyone notice the BOV return on the intake is wide open? Wouldn't that make it run way lean since it's pulling in air AFTER the MAF?

 

[4g63t]

looks like there is a plug in there to me

 

[thomcasey]

It isn't open, he has a compression plug in it

 

[boost97gst]

http://gyazo.com/1bb8b5323d0a62a7392c36a048267d5f
all this for $700 seems to good to be true[DOUBLEPOST=1409464940][/DOUBLEPOST]
I would buy it for the money honestly its worth 15k by the time you would get something close to it. I would pay 15k for that setup in a 2gb gsx

Holy shit what a deal! Its gotta be gone. I have 2 dsms but if i lived within 200 miles id hook the trailer up to the old expedition and be on my way! Wife would kill me haha

 

[Type1DSMr]

http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/4676373524.html

Seems to good to be true .

 

[GSLENK]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cto/4674809722.html I must be missing something here...

 

[pksystems]

Prices on all Air cooled 911's have gone through the roof, but that is a bit insane.

 

[CrackedDSM]

Can't you get a modern used 911 for less than that? Lol.

 

[rough]

The value of seeing that 180k 911's drivers face when your dsm smokes them all day long, priceless!

 

[silversgst]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/4634892135.html ...holy miles!! tat evo doe