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[dakang]

Limited edition 2001 model

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4483354883.html

 

[TurboLaserRS]

Guys I texted the dude with the Ford Focus. He says it runs 11's. Rofl.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

http://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/4422163119.html

So that's how you make big power. You spool that T25 at 27000RPMS.

Eat your heart out

 

[4g63t]

Where is all that camber to go with that tire stretch.

 

[4g63t]

Limited edition 2001 model

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4483354883.html

with a 6cyl.

 

[curt-s]

Limited edition 2001 model

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4483354883.html

So the ad goes from "runs perfect" to "runs great" to "engine and transmission solid".
If that ad went any further, it would continue as "engine in car" to "most of engine in hatch" to "pedal by foot only."

 

[dsmspick]

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/4489039261.html

Check out that gem!

 

[91-GS]

Check out that gem!

(in case it gets deleted)

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[Black420RS]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/4492755568.html

 

[crash89]

Oh dear God...

 

[dfootedsm]

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Enjoy my friends

 

[dfootedsm]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/4492755568.html

someone say "dafuq" take this car no title ..... FOH

 

[buhay6]

Check these tards out!
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...obo/597142717?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...upe/598073707?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[2slow4now]

Check these tards out!
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...obo/597142717?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...upe/598073707?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

I wonder why it needed both front windows replaced? Thats always a plus to the price when you tell someone "it has new glass in it"...... Well only when its a 1950's hot rod.
I thought it was funny that they say the body damage was from the previous owner. Like that negates the fact it has body damage. If thats true then I'm gonna go buy a flipped totaled car and sell it for full KBB price like this guy with the disclaimer in the ad "Damage caused by previous owner".

 

[dropped99gs]

DaFuq? $3k and has a blown head gasket? wow http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/4506198159.html

Bike Rack = +20 hp http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4505729463.html

Nooooo!!!!! Someone save this car please - http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4504686905.html

Swag from the 90's - YOLO DOGG!! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4454566307.html

 

[dakang]

DaFuq? $3k and has a blown head gasket? wow http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/4506198159.html

Bike Rack = +20 hp http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4505729463.html

Nooooo!!!!! Someone save this car please - http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4504686905.html

Swag from the 90's - YOLO DOGG!! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4454566307.html

Every one of these cars are priced for the insane

 

[Gerg]

Hose clamps for the intercooler piping
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/4504600880.html

16g capable of 30psi, stage 3 headers and a stage 3 manifold!
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4507969275.html

This car is overpriced by about $7000.
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4489956022.html

Typical Colorado craigslist, if you ever need a laugh check it out!

 

[Babnaw]

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4512871008.html

 

[dfootedsm]

I sent a carrier pigeon he has not returned

 

[Babnaw]

Did I mention this was at Chinese food place

 

[awdonlyalways]

Not on craiglist, but equally funny.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mitsubishi-...c852b17f4&item=191212754932&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

Anyone looking for a fast and furious project? Lol, I guess he forgot about the fast part, and skipped right to the rice, i mean furious part.

 

[miliman13]

because who wouldn't pay 4k for speed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4517897071.html

 

[miliman13]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/cto/4522812423.html

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

I love people on craigslist. "Selling my riced out 92 honda civic, 9k firm, wanting to trade for a evo, WRX, 370z, GTR,"

 

[miliman13]

yeah people use words like but not limited to: special edition, collectors model, rare, anniversary edition, special dealer order......ect to describe the same cars you find at local junk yards.... you gotta love people and their reluctance to be honest with themselves.