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[DSMBanditFZ6]

^ vote that one to be the best of yet!

 

[horizontalkev]

I liked the Tercel.


Here is one for ya:

1992 Toyota Camry XLE*FAST CAR IS FAST*CUSTOM*

"tenk u for looking at mi coche"

Lmao

 

[LandoAWD]

94 Misuviche Lancer

 

[ryztriumph]

94 Misuviche Lancer

I actually 'd a bit.

 

[horizontalkev]

94 Misuviche Lancer

"The problem is the radiator licking"

Depends, id say that could be an awesome thing. Although its somewhat a driving hazard.

 

[99GS_Turbo]

94 Misuviche Lancer

Thanks for the laugh

 

[4g63t]

Titanium dsm wheels?

1992 Eagle Talon TSI TITANIUM 16" WHEELS WITH MATCHING TIRES

 

[BurrowZ]

Titanium dsm wheels?

1992 Eagle Talon TSI TITANIUM 16" WHEELS WITH MATCHING TIRES

Kenosha is seriously full of the looniest motherfvckers.

 

[greydelta38]

I've seen some ugly DSMs in my life, but this one is by far the king. The only thing I can think of to make it worse would be an aluminum ricer wing.

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse 5 Speed Sale or Trade

 

[GofaST4life]

LOOK AT THIS!!!

Custom 98 dodge neon convertible

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Hellllloo everyone! I recently purchased a 98 dodge neon fully customized convertible!! I got it not running and completely taken apart a couple months ago, since then I've got it running tip top and driveable! My intentions were to pull the what I thought was gonna be a bad motor and put a full SRT4 swap into it and drive it as a daily.... well long story short I dont have the funds to do the swap and since the motor and trans are good I found it pointless to pull them to swap it out and with me having 2 kids it being a 2 seater is very impractical for my family, so time to sell it!
Here are just some of the things it has,
It is a 2.0l sohc 5speed convertible, full molded body kit, molded spoiler with flip flop trunk,SS hood, roll cage, racing seats and harnesses, full custom air brush skull paint job inside and out, cold air intake, full header back exhaust.
The car by no means is perfect and will need some tlc, some of the duraglass/fiberglass is cracked in places and some paint fade here and there and some of the body work done wasn't up to my standards, but the car runs and drives very well! Truly the car is a head turner, people ask me all the time what is it? Haha. The car was made to be a full time convertible with no roof, but having to drive it in winter the last owner made a quick make shift top for it, its there and works but doesn't look the greatest.. the car is also full of custom speaker boxes in car and trunk ready for you to add a sick system...if you have any questions or wanna check the car out let me know, we can set something up, price is negotiable, trades are welcome,contact me at jnco5690 @ yahoo. com or by text 440 313 9060, thanks!

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[Archer Fabrications]

Interesting......... Convertible.....

Convertible to what? Lmao

 

[Breezio69]

Shoulda just bought a del sol....

 

[91-GS]

It's a Neon Ranchmaster! Extremely rare Dodge's version of a Ford Ranchero.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

It's a Neon Ranchmaster! Extremely rare Dodge's version of a Ford Ranchero.

That's like comparing it to an el camino. It's just insulting

 

[koponb]

TOYOTA CELICA CONVERTIBLE CUSTOM!!!


I guess making convertibles this is the new trend that black eclipse is so sad

 

[LandoAWD]

"DROP SUSPENSION!!!"

Word?

BRB; hacking off my roof and destroying structural integrity.

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

TOYOTA CELICA CONVERTIBLE CUSTOM!!!


I guess making convertibles this is the new trend that black eclipse is so sad

Uhh, that model Celica came stock with a convertible. That isn't the "custom" part he is talking about. Just the ricer stuff.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Uhh, that model Celica came stock with a convertible. That isn't the "custom" part he is talking about. Just the ricer stuff.

Yep, but the hard top ALLTRACs look sweet!

The yellow one isn't bad, take the doors and the painted interior out.


I just want a picture with the doors shut!!!!!

"DROP SUSPENSION!!!"

Word?

BRB; hacking off my roof and destroying structural integrity.

Even if you did. The celica would still look better.

That, right there, is ugly as sin!!

 

[LandoAWD]

I like it. Then again, I have good taste.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

I like it. Then again, I have good taste.

Yep, that's what it is . If it makes you feel better. It sure is a pretty thing.

 

[4g63t]

I don't get the 3 different paint colors on that clean Celica.

 

[zedicus]

rare v6 99... low asking price to boot.

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse - Nex-Tech Classifieds

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

rare v6 99... low asking price to boot.

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse - Nex-Tech Classifieds

Ooh, and has the timing belt upgraded to a timing chain!!!

 

[Chad1993]

Uh, I think he has no coolant overflow either.

 

[Breezio69]

Uhhhh.... I think he wouldn't know a 420a if it slapped him in the face...

Here is a legit question. Based on many, many, maaaaaaany n/a 420a cars being modified to be "fast and furious" in the looks department, do you think the engine name has a correlation to their favorite time of day? I do.