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[Ghost_92TSi]

What the EFFF!!!!

95 ECLIPSE GST

 

[Archer Fabrications]

I'll cut him a deal, he can have my s16g for the small sum of $1500.

95 Eagle Talon TSI , DSM

Don't get me wrong, it's pretty. But nowhere near $18000 pretty. He seriously spent 40 grand and only makes 430??? WTF

Has a 7k paint job

What the EFFF!!!!

95 ECLIPSE GST

What its 1,100 and has an interesting rear plate mount?

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

Has a 7k paint job



What its 1,100 and has an interesting rear plate mount?

For the dealership to paint the whole car and remove all the panels like that, no tape lines or anything, it will cost about 7k. I got a quote here because they do bad ass work, it is never less than perfect. For 7k is shouldn't be either.

 

[BurrowZ]

I had a huge laugh at "6 coats of clear coat".

 

[99GS_Turbo]

What the EFFF!!!!

95 ECLIPSE GST

And yet there is someone out there who thinks this looks good

 

[Teezy]

But that last part in the description cracked me up a bit, haha!

 

[dans95dsm]

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
nothing says fast like chrome

 

[horizontalkev]

Guy wanting to trade a v6 Mustang for DSM, not a chance

 

[bq509]

That's cute. Maybe just a shell will suffice and then we can fill the mustang with tannerite n have some fun

 

[horizontalkev]

I was thinking a blown 420A MIGHT have been a good deal. This is how I see it:
DSM

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MUSTANG

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[bq509]

I was thinking a blown 420A MIGHT have been a good deal. This is how I see it:
DSM

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MUSTANG

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Ahahaha ...love it!

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

93 Toyota Tercel Turbo

So a turbo tercel

 

[crash89]

Whoa check this bad boy out!! Fully custom z24 cavalier

 

[iiNFAMOUSCHRiS]

Whoa check this bad boy out!! Fully custom z24 cavalier

compared to what 99.9% of other "custom" cavaliers, it looks decent. DEFINITELY not worth 10K, however.

 

[Breezio69]

If they could have disguised that fmic on the tercel a little better (not that they tried at all), that would be a hell of a sleeper! Haha

 

[horizontalkev]

For some strange reason I want that cavalier

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Celica with bodykit


Sure makes that 105hp car look super spoiling fast!!

Celica with bodykit


Sure makes that 105hp car look super spoiling fast!!

 

[jed344]

HAHA he had to post no test drives unless you have money? Must be scared it will break down before you can buy it

 

[iiNFAMOUSCHRiS]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/4265239284.html

70mm untuned 420a.

 

[AKfrankenstein]

^^must of cost a Fortune to have everything "custom" made.. Custom is used to much in the wrong ways. Along with having stage 4 everything

 

[iiNFAMOUSCHRiS]

check out his muffler, that's the part that REALLY got me (visually)

 

[Breezio69]

He's over compensating on the turbo, because he's got a case of the "short shafter".

And everything is "costume", you should be able to tell by his own wording, and the fact it looks like a clown car. It also has "drilled&sliced rotors"... (what's he stoppin on? Pizzas??) "Special battery" (everstart) "pioneer radio" (shows picture of radio ripped out of dash with crudely cut wires dangling)

Win all day!

Ok ok, just so if the link dies... this can live on.

Hello, I am selling a 1997 Eagle Talon. It is 5 speed stick shift with a 70 mm turbo charged.The engine and trans run smooth but could use a (new clutch) It is fully costumed (basically a track car).it Has role bar cages installed, special battery, carbon fiber hood, custom paint job,custom interior,custom speakers all around and has a pioneer radio, halo head lights, 5% tints, runs on full synthetic oil,red calibers,short shafter, stage 2 clutch a zz racing throttle cold air intake,drilled&sliced rotors,msd spark plugs and spark plug wires, lowering springs,custom roof detached, custom steering wheel with nitrous buttons , (and my car used to have nitrous and it but I removed it and sold it) . Also has a clean title and low miles. The car is $6500 and/or best offer(I'm welling to go lower then what I'm asking for I need the money soon), I am also open to trades.#

 

[greydelta38]

He's over compensating on the turbo, because he's got a case of the "short shafter".

And everything is "costume", you should be able to tell by his own wording, and the fact it looks like a clown car. It also has "drilled&sliced rotors"... (what's he stoppin on? Pizzas??) "Special battery" (everstart) "pioneer radio" (shows picture of radio ripped out of dash with crudely cut wires dangling)

Win all day!

Ok ok, just so if the link dies... this can live on.

Hello, I am selling a 1997 Eagle Talon. It is 5 speed stick shift with a 70 mm turbo charged.The engine and trans run smooth but could use a (new clutch) It is fully costumed (basically a track car).it Has role bar cages installed, special battery, carbon fiber hood, custom paint job,custom interior,custom speakers all around and has a pioneer radio, halo head lights, 5% tints, runs on full synthetic oil,red calibers,short shafter, stage 2 clutch a zz racing throttle cold air intake,drilled&sliced rotors,msd spark plugs and spark plug wires, lowering springs,custom roof detached, custom steering wheel with nitrous buttons , (and my car used to have nitrous and it but I removed it and sold it) . Also has a clean title and low miles. The car is $6500 and/or best offer(I'm welling to go lower then what I'm asking for I need the money soon), I am also open to trades.#

I'd be more than happy to shell out 6500 for a car that is costumed with a special battery! Must be a true track car to run on full synthetic oil and red calipers!

 

[eDeclpse92]

93 Toyota Tercel Turbo

So a turbo tercel

That's actually a really nice car in my opinion. I agree though, if you could conceal that front mount, no one would expect that car to do anything.

 

[2gmitsueclipse]

I liked the Tercel.


Here is one for ya:

1992 Toyota Camry XLE*FAST CAR IS FAST*CUSTOM*