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Craigslist Moron said:
I've bought and destroyed three engines.
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Craigslist Moron said:
I have drifted it in the parking lot at my shop. 1St gear up to 50MPH! Like 2secs!
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How long do you have to bounce off the stock rev limiter to hit 50mph? Can you drift in 1st too, or is it just for mad acceleration, yo?

No surprise this dude has killed 3 engines. Guys are running 10's with a stock block and he's blowing them with a non-existent Greddy turbo. :ohdamn:
 
Black-Out said:
My GAWD, it's no wonder Eclipse owners get such a bad rep when so much garbage is out there that even BMI wouldn't be able to clean it up- for some inexplicable reason, the Eclipse is the most bastardized car in the history of the automobile.......it seems to attract the most people with the least taste in modifying and yet, right when I think there's no way an idiot could be out done, ya'll manage to find another car that completely one ups the previous pile of shit that was posted up- I'm not sure weather to laugh or cry about the future image of my beloved GS-T, when you know the first thing that people think of when you say Eclipse is some of the crap you see in this thread......

As if dealing with the crank walk B.S. wasn't enough LOL........
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^This.

It also sounds accurate if you replace the word Eclipse with the word Civic every time you use it. Or Del Sol.

Screw it, just replace "Eclipse" with "(-Insert Honda model here-)". ROFL
 
Cdc1221 said:
Why is it that every dsm on cl that has a modlist a mile long "needs a tune".
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To me, the phrase "needs a tune" means it runs like crap because it's been neglected and poorly modified.

What's even more ridiculous is the DSM's on CL that have been "tuned" yet have zero tuning equipment. Or cars that were "dyno tuned" at a shop that doesn't even have a dyno. I know multiple DSM owners who swear up and down they had their car tuned at Jacks Transmission. ROFL
 
Catalytic converter got nothin' on a Cadillac converter LOL



"I have a mitsubishi galant it has 154,000 miles on it, a clean title, the dash board lights are out, it needs an oil change and the check engine light is on it needs a new cadillac converter I found it priced at 98.00 bucks For that part! It's really a great car, but I just don't want to fool with it call me or tex me"

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WES_393 said:
To me, the phrase "needs a tune" means it runs like crap because it's been neglected and poorly modified.

What's even more ridiculous is the DSM's on CL that have been "tuned" yet have zero tuning equipment. Or cars that were "dyno tuned" at a shop that doesn't even have a dyno. I know multiple DSM owners who swear up and down they had their car tuned at Jacks Transmission. ROFL
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Lmao i suppose thats better than saying they got their car tuned at BPT(Backyard Performance Tekniquez) ROFL

At least then they have a good excuse for why their car runs like garbage
 
Kreez said:
Catalytic converter got nothin' on a Cadillac converter LOL
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He must be from down here in the Springs. We don't know a thing about emissions. I just rip out all the "Hippy Devices" right away. ROFL

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Lmao i suppose thats better than saying they got their car tuned at BPT(Backyard Performance Tekniquez) ROFL

At least then they have a good excuse for why their car runs like garbage
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Exactly. Back when I was looking for a 1gb, I kept seeing these cars that were "tuned at XYZ". But when I asked the owner what device was used to tune the car I would get answers like "Uh, a dyno." Needless to say I still own my 2g. LOL
 
I got lucky with my tsi. It was completely stock except some ugly euro tails. Still had ac and cruise, hell even the stock aircan. With 111k on it. I traded my old wore out cbr for it.
 
I found my 1g awd on cl.. Seemed like a too good to be true thing.. Well, I was right.. When this kid got to our meet spot he left it running and I popped the hood and did a walk around.. Looked under the car and noticed a softball size oil spot on the ground under the oil filter, immediately shut the car off and continued with my inspection. With the amount of oil this thing was leaking I couldnt believe it still ran decent and hadnt blown up. Noticed some minor things that needed to be addressed, couple rust spots. But had an FP manifold and a genuine 16g, fmic, and FD wheels! haha 1500 and I loaded it on our trailer! Not too bad for a winter beater. Turned out that oil leak was the filter seal.. 11000 miles and this thing has leaked a drop of oil! Coolant, now thats a different story. ahha
 
Not too bad! It really is hard to find a decent running 1g turbo that the owner doesnt think is made of gold. Even mine i had to put the tank, fuel pump, and brakeline back on before i could move it. But now im into it almost $2k and havent touched the bottom end, turbo, or fuel system
 
It's only the latest, and most badass series of racing seats...made for the Honda boys. Even comes with cup holders.

http://m.samsclub.com/ip/graco-turbobooster-highback-booster-seat-marx/prod6490243

Graco Highback TurboBooster helps safely transport your "big kid." This can be used as a regular booster seat or a backless booster seat. Kids love cool perks like the hide-away cup holders and the "big kid" design features, especially the height-adjustable head support and padded, height-adjustable armrests. Parents love that it helps keep their children safe. It has EPS, energy absorbing foam, and open loop belt guides to help ensure proper seat belt positioning. And when needed, it easily converts to backless booster, giving you years of use.
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:hellyeah:
 

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