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[gst96spyderman]

50K?!?!? Damn

 

[WES_393]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GTS in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

OWN THE ACTUAL ECLIPSE FROM 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS FOR ONLY 50K!!!!

I remember seeing the brown/gold Supra from 2F2F on eBay. Remember the beginning scene where he flips on the neon lights, and you can see the engine through a plexi-glass window in the hood? Yeah, that's just a picture of a built 2JZ-GTE with a couple LED bulbs inside. It actually has a bone stock, super dirty, 2JZ-GE (NA) with Auto trans.

 

[avenged5]

then what's the turbo v6 that was in the JDM galants? i thought there was a 2.0 v6 turbo engine that mitsubishi made...

Ahhh you are correct sir, both galants and fto's had a 2.0l v6. It is the 6A1- series. Foot will now go into mouth.

 

[Trav83]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GTS in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

OWN THE ACTUAL ECLIPSE FROM 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS FOR ONLY 50K!!!!

Naturally there's not a damn thing done to the engine, but hey that's what sound effects are for right?

 

[99GS_Turbo]

96 Eagle Talon Turbo Trade


Wow!

LMFAO!!!!

KBB says $3800 i will sell it $4500 Due to the upgrade. it's already LOWERED.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Sounds like hes hispanic and cant even speak or type proper english . Comes with turbo booster! Thats the second ad this week that said that

 

[gophishy10]

She's a beauty!
1992 mitsubishi eclipse

 

[Spanky_DSM]

selling a 2002 Eclipse

 

[NHerron]

I was gonna say why do we care about those 3gs? That's when I noticed he called it a DSM..

 

[Colt4G63 also]

I was gonna say why do we care about those 3gs? That's when I noticed he called it a DSM..

Actually he said it's "Nothing like a DSM".

 

[Extremities]

ECLIPSE 96

He's asking 4,000!!
The only info he has is his number and "text me"

 

[avenged5]

LMFAO!!!!

KBB says $3800 i will sell it $4500 Due to the upgrade. it's already LOWERED.

Well you left out the important part, it's got a turbo booster.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

ECLIPSE 96

He's asking 4,000!!
The only info he has is his number and "text me"

Sweet baby jesus.. that poor eclipse

 

[Spanky_DSM]

Actually he said it's "Nothing like a DSM".

I actually thought he meant he's interested in trades.

But no offers like a dsm. "nothing like a DSM"?

 

[ZombieSix]

93 eagle talon 6 cyl turbo
6cyl turbo

 

[gst96spyderman]

93 eagle talon 6 cyl turbo
6cyl turbo

Digital adjust=cylinder deactivation

 

[DSM_prospecT]

There's not many words that come to mind when looking at this poor poor DSM but smilies work! 1996 mitsubishi with body kit 5spd

 

[n0de]

There's not many words that come to mind when looking at this poor poor DSM but smilies work! 1996 mitsubishi with body kit 5spd

Thank the DSM gods that its an NA

 

[11Banger]

This thread is full of nothing but win

 

[gophishy10]

There's not many words that come to mind when looking at this poor poor DSM but smilies work! 1996 mitsubishi with body kit 5spd

Glad to know he knows the difference between a "front spoiler" and a front bumper.

 

[NHerron]

I'd pay to watch it burn in front of its creator heheheh

 

[TSI_93]

Well in this case I think front spoiler is all that shit bolted to the front end of the car that has spoiled it.

Look at the interior, damn car should just be taken away from the idiot that owns it. Clear case of "Lol I have no idea what I am doing but my car has MODS man, lots and lots of MODS."

 

[kbiker76]

up for sale my 99 mitsubishi eclipse

I dont know what to say about this one except why...

 

[Cdc1221]

Least its original...

 

[99GS_Turbo]

I'd pay to watch it burn in front of its creator heheheh

I'd buy the car just to burn it in front of the creator