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Street Racing quotes/sayings/phrases

TDX

Proven Member
163
1
Sep 14, 2003
Naples, Florida
Hey everyone post up your favorite quotes/sayings/phrases/expressions.... But please nothing off the F&F movies. ENjy! :D :thumb: :D
 

youngone

Proven Member
11
0
Nov 16, 2002
wilkes barre, Pennsylvania
My all time favorite is


" Stop beggin for spots and grab a lane mother####er"
 

VtecRex

Proven Member
99
0
Oct 2, 2004
Davidsonville, Maryland
You can always spot the true import tuner. For one, he's not in the crowd around the latest widebody RSX and he's not even interested whatsoever. You will notice his car has some scratches and never really is 100% clean because he just doesn't care what others think. He is in the hobby for himself and his own personal enjoyment. There is no glory for him, other than getting that MSD Ignition installed without messing up his timing or rotating his tires in record time. The true tuner will never get the respect he deserves, but he'll never ask for it either. It's all in a day of the life of the true import tuner, lost in the latest trend, forgotten by many, and barely respected at all. But when the day is done and the fads are over, he'll still have his rice rocket, drive it to work everyday, and crack a smile when he takes that perfect turn on the way home. The true tuners have been lost in the shuffle, but as long as they are still around, the import scene still has a bright future ahead.
 

2gtalonman

Proven Member
227
2
Feb 4, 2005
Green bay, Wisconsin
dsm's, taking on cars with 4 more cylinders and making them look stupid since 1989.
 

xcelr8n

Probationary Member
1,854
5
Jan 31, 2003
toronto, Ontario_Canada
the funniest thing anyone ever said to me after racing me 3 straigt time and getting his ass whooped was, " god damn, youre car bogarts outta the hole"... guess it means ####in pwns off the line, which it does LOL.
 

jagrjones

Proven Member
47
0
Aug 23, 2002
Fallbrook, California
"For those 17 seconds or more, I'm free..."
-espydur

If you don't need both hands on the wheel, then you're not really driving.
-venom42

"Damn, does he have TWO fire extinguishers in there?"
-SetH


when life speeds by...
downshift
-KooK

to boost or not to boost... is that a question?
-unknown

the way i see it.....if you keep fixing things, eventually you will have a new car.
-unknown

My car looks like hell, sounds like hell, and generally runs like hell, but it's still fast as hell.
-unknown

I love the violent way the boost comes on while being set on "f*ck'em up" psi level.
-taboo

theres a mustang guy here that tells everybody not to race me cuz my car goes pssssshhhhh when i shift...
-devilsperm

Some kids got caught last night trying to break into a car 3 houses down from mine... I think they were lucky.. If they hadn't gotten caught, and had gotten to my car, they might have just "disappeared."
-ArticNemesis

And for some that are a little more DSM specific:

I'd rather push a DSM than drive a Honda. And I get plenty of chances to prove it.
-markmakeitso

DSM's-Turning normal people into angry, flat broke ,heavy drinkers that throw tools since 1989.
-AW4G63

"if you have a 1g, do you have to de-ghettotize it before it runs right or something?"
-BoostinDSM

Little TDO5h turbos make baby jesus clap his hands in delight.
-GunnerTSi

DSM is my shepherd I shall not want. It maketh me burnout on black pavement: it leadeth me beside busy freeways. It restoreth my soul: it leads me in the path of quickness for its namesake. Yea, though i walk through the valley of rice i shall fear no honda for torque art with me; thy rod and thy piston they comfort me. Thou preparest a track before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou has anointed my bearings with oil; my car overpowers.
-unknown

That's exactly WHY I own a DSM. I don't like it smooth, quiet, comfortable and effortless. I like to listen to the whine of the Walbro, rumble of the full 3" exhaust and feel the vibrations of the balance shafts-free engine with solid motor mounts on the steering wheel while idling on the stoplights. I love the stiffness of the ACT2600, the notchiness of the tranny one has to literally rape when shifting and the harsh ride with the polyurethane suspension bushings and ProKit/AGX combo. I'd never trade AWD launches for anything, I love the feeling of invincibility off the line and the way one gets thrown against the seat and feels like being a part of the car at that moment. I enjoy hearing the notorious "WTF do you have in that thing?!?" from over-confident C5 and Supra owners after blowing the doors off their shiny machines they spent a fortune for. I love the violent way the boost comes on while being set on "f*ck'em up" psi level and one feels like being rear-ended by a semi, the intimidating jet engine-like whine of the turbo and the BOV bark between shifts. I like it brutal. That's why I own a DSM.
-taboo

This is just a late night thought, but I think it's possible that there is a finite number of DSM souls floating around our little planet. As one DSM breaks, its soul gets passed on to another car that happens to be fixed at the moment awaiting its first crank. So somewhere, at the exact moment your car ran for its first time in months, someone else's DSM shit a timing belt for you.
-james92tsi

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-Unknown
 

Quasimondo

Proven Member
2,662
66
Jan 17, 2004
Washington, D.C.
Forgot where I found this one:

"Pop quiz hotshot, what do you do when you've got 10 grand under the hood of your Honda, and you're still running 15's - What do you do?!?!?!?!"
 

DrZoom

Proven Member
107
0
Mar 6, 2005
Glen Burnie, Maryland
Honda's are like tampon's... every ####ies got one - Unknown

THe BSing stops when the xmas tree drops - Unknown

Zoom
 

TsiNoob

Proven Member
50
1
Oct 20, 2004
Fayetteville, Pennsylvania
You never had me, you never had your toaster!
Granny Slicin' , not double butterin' like you should
Your lucky that 100th slice of rye didn't blow the welds on the bread lift.
Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the crumb tray
And replace the ejector springs you fried!

I tend to use that one when I'm at a party and someone starts talking about racing. I forget where I heard it but I'll never forget it.
 

91boost

Proven Member
221
0
Sep 17, 2004
Palm City, Florida
VtecRex said:
You can always spot the true import tuner. For one, he's not in the crowd around the latest widebody RSX and he's not even interested whatsoever. You will notice his car has some scratches and never really is 100% clean because he just doesn't care what others think. He is in the hobby for himself and his own personal enjoyment. There is no glory for him, other than getting that MSD Ignition installed without messing up his timing or rotating his tires in record time. The true tuner will never get the respect he deserves, but he'll never ask for it either. It's all in a day of the life of the true import tuner, lost in the latest trend, forgotten by many, and barely respected at all. But when the day is done and the fads are over, he'll still have his rice rocket, drive it to work everyday, and crack a smile when he takes that perfect turn on the way home. The true tuners have been lost in the shuffle, but as long as they are still around, the import scene still has a bright future ahead.

Best post I have read in a long time. :thumb:
 

JessesTalon

Proven Member
2,409
4
Dec 13, 2003
Beaverton, Oregon
Aye, I missed a shift, lets race again...

No...


Common, seriously 1st to 4th accidentally!

No...


Why cuz I would own you if we raced again?


No dip cuz your oilpan is sitting 10 feet behind your car bi***.


*looks back* Oh Shit!




ok ok it wasn't funny but it was while I Was writing it... hmmmm
 

turboTSi1320

Proven Member
505
1
Aug 31, 2003
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Your just faster becaues you have a turbo.
No im faster because im awd and have .4 more liters of displacement

I would beat you If I was lS/VTEC..
 

DrZoom

Proven Member
107
0
Mar 6, 2005
Glen Burnie, Maryland
One guy once told a cavvy driving friend of mine... "Nitrous is nice Mike but remember his power is there ALL THE TIME and he doesnt get empty bottles"

Matt
 

AW4G63

Proven Member
2,002
4
Apr 11, 2002
TommyPantsdownville, Ohio
jagrjones said:
DSM's-Turning normal people into angry, flat broke ,heavy drinkers that throw tools since 1989.
-AW4G63


:cool:

How'd you remember that?
 

siceclipse

Proven Member
1,682
12
Jun 26, 2003
FFLD County, Connecticut
them: Lets race!
me: Ok...
them: What do you have?
Me: Turbo AWD
them: Wait...
me: Line up or shut up.
 

Endz0r

Proven Member
324
0
Oct 3, 2002
Cannon AFB, New_Mexico
sandbagging...


such a good past time and easy way to make money.
 
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