Say something about the person above you. Pt II

Keeps your mom upright.
I apologize if whoever reads this and doesn't have one anymore.
If does not apply, re read first sentence

 

Should know nothing can keep this guys mom upright

 

Knows she's old and probably needs a young bull

 

Is drinking, getting ready for Thursday night football

 

Should save a drink for this guy because he's going to be at work all night

 

Knows he should get a job where he starts early in the morning so he can chill all evening

 

Should know he has a rotating schedule so every 8 weeks it switches between morning and night

 

Flip flops schedules to keep it fresh