Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[GofaST4life]

back to the topic AJAAYYEE if you have wideband and Link you can run the 20g with the stock pump and injectors.

This...from this thread.
http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/470641-20g-3.html#post153337759

 

[NHerron]

For this thread...
^That sig.

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

For this thread...
^That sig.

Lol it was that one guy that wrote it on the Max hp for a DD. His name on here is BastardDSM. Says he has his race car in college, its loud and annoying, he has to have a spare trans, clutch, and transfercase with him. But its worth it because of said quote.

 

[GofaST4life]

Lol it was that one guy that wrote it on the Max hp for a DD. His name on here is BastardDSM. Says he has his race car in college, its loud and annoying, he has to have a spare trans, clutch, and transfercase with him. But its worth it because of said quote.

^Truth.

Not my quote, but it made my day!

 

[Breezio69]

This entire thread:

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/469901-raced-mcclaren-audi-a8-today.html

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

Yea that one was pretty bad, freaking troll. Got escalated pretty crazy. What about the http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/470113-comments-my-new-talon.html the 1k for a 16g.

 

[greydelta38]

One of my friend's friends claims he has a bone stock Merkur Scorpio that has a 3 second 0-60 and a top speed of 250 mph. He claims he can destroy my "rice rocket" (on the track of course), and when we told him to prove it for cash, he stuttered and claimed that it wasn't running right. Some people

 

[NHerron]

...I might be the one to halfway believe him because, well, I've no idea what that fancy sounding car is without Googling it.

 

[LandoAWD]

"250mph" is your clue it's bullshit.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

One of my friend's friends claims he has a bone stock Merkur Scorpio that has a 3 second 0-60 and a top speed of 250 mph. He claims he can destroy my "rice rocket" (on the track of course), and when we told him to prove it for cash, he stuttered and claimed that it wasn't running right. Some people

Merkur Scorpio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

WTF! really? Hahaha

 

[NHerron]

I shouldn't have assumed car. It doesn't even sound like a car name. I would probably be thinking he's a sarcastic ass with a jet...

 

[Breezio69]

Lol, 2.9L v6 making a whopping 144 hp. Sounds like a legit path to a 3 minute 0-60 and can hit 250mph on its descent off a cliff

 

[isantop]

Lol, 2.9L v6 making a whopping 144 hp. Sounds like a legit path to a 3 minute 0-60 and can hit 250mph on its descent off a cliff

Sounds like a recipe for getting smoked by a 420A.

 

[LandoAWD]

Where's Jax when I have a snide comment to share? Paging Jax...

 

[greydelta38]

Merkur Scorpio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

WTF! really? Hahaha

Yes, really. He's uh... not the smartest kid I've ever met.

Sounds like a recipe for getting smoked by a 420A.

Sounds like a recipe to get smoked by just about anything.

 

[isantop]

Yes, really. He's uh... not the smartest kid I've ever met.



Sounds like a recipe to get smoked by just about anything.

If you factor in power vs. weight, I'm pretty sure I could smoke it in my old 97 Sentra.

 

[cagleje]

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My friend said this a few minutes ago. He has a RX8.

Never mind he just got dumber.

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[WES_393]

Really? So this is a DSM?

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And the coolest thing about a Laser is that you'll never have to worry about trying to use the back seat....

 

[cagleje]

I've seriously had to contemplate our friendship after reading that. I try to be kind to anyone that is a car person. No matter what the car is.

 

[MrCii]

Lasers are totally the best DSM Especially the 1ga

 

[greydelta38]

If you factor in power vs. weight, I'm pretty sure I could smoke it in my old 97 Sentra.

If we're talking in terms of power vs weight, I think I could smoke it on a 5 gear mountain bike.

 

[NosLaser]

The dumbest trend going on among DSM'ers now (which subsequently led me to un-join the dsmtuners facebook group) is a bunch of obvious virgins posting pictures of a DSM, and photoshopping some chick taking her panties off, with a caption like "Oh, you drive a DSM?"

It's funny, because almost 4 years ago when I moved to a new area, and was single and dating, I would ask women what their biggest turn ons were. I was expecting answers like "what really turns me on is a secure man who knows what he wants in life, and who sets goals for himself and attains them" but surprisingly, the overwhelming response was $2000 no a/c, idle surging, bucking, solid motor mount, exhaust fume filled 90's era Mitsubishis.

Trust me fellas, your wannabe race car dries a vagina faster than winds in the desert.

 

[isantop]

If we're talking in terms of power vs weight, I think I could smoke it on a 5 gear mountain bike.

Those may be the only cars I've ever seen with a negative power-weight ratio.

 

[jed344]

Hahahahaha noslaser ## comment just made my day!

 

[91-GS]

It's funny, because almost 4 years ago when I moved to a new area, and was single and dating, I would ask women what their biggest turn ons were. I was expecting answers like "what really turns me on is a secure man who knows what he wants in life, and who sets goals for himself and attains them" but surprisingly, the overwhelming response was $2000 no a/c, idle surging, bucking, solid motor mount, exhaust fume filled 90's era Mitsubishis.

Women love those vibrations