Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[HowWeirdDSM]

oh my sweet jesus, you have got to be kidding

 

[WES_393]

There is some dum dum on the DSMTuners facebook page that posted about how his t25 equipped 2g GST running 10 pounds of boost beat a new Charger SRT8 and how V8's suck and all that jazz.

A new SRT8 Charger traps 112mph+ and he's lucky if he drives a 92mph car. He would get his shit pushed in by an SRT8 Charger so bad his eyes would turn brown.

I'm waiting for my approval so I can reply to his shenanigans.

Don't even bother. The vast majority of the DSM fanboys on Facebook are worse than Honduh owners. I'm not even joking. I've never seen a group of "auto enthusiasts" who were so clueless about the "auto" part.

 

[NosLaser]

I joined the group today, and you are 100% correct.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

I joined the group today, and you are 100% correct.

How did you get Let in? Must have been Kris.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

Don't even bother. The vast majority of the DSM fanboys on Facebook are worse than Honduh owners. I'm not even joking. I've never seen a group of "auto enthusiasts" who were so clueless about the "auto" part.

Easy guy, I'm doing my best to clean it up. I didn't see that post though I'm sure he was just trolling.

 

[NosLaser]

Easy guy, I'm doing my best to clean it up. I didn't see that post though I'm sure he was just trolling.

It's not your fault, you can't control everyone. And no, he was actually serious . I think he deleted the post now cause he got called out on it.

I see a lot of things haven't changed though. It still looks like a large number of DSM'ers think a Domestic with exhaust and gears is a fully built drag car, but Brent Rau's car is a daily driver.

 

[LandoAWD]

How did you get Let in? Must have been Kris.

I'm not in ANY DSM group these days. Remember, it was the people that pissed me off?

 

[Bud92gsx]

Or just me.But i digress.

So theres a 420a car at my buddies shop right now..It came in it was knocking/ticking something feirce.turns out the kid who owns it bracket races with it.Which i didnt even know we did here,I bet is backroad 1/4 mile racing tho. But if hes paying the cars getting fixed just like he asked.

 

[LandoAWD]

You take too much credit. The vast majority of DSM drivers have the IQ of a spoon.

"DSMers" are still OK with me, but they are a dying breed.

 

[NosLaser]

I'm not in ANY DSM group these days. Remember, it was the people that pissed me off?

It was a different Kris.

 

[LandoAWD]

Blasphemy

 

[NosLaser]

Blasphemy

I was actually wondering if he had permission from the universe to use your spelling...

 

[DKJson2112]

Me: I want to do an overhaul on my engine to increase the efficiency a little because I'm broke and gas is expensive. -_-
My friend: You should buy a turbo charger, and get aftermarket air intake.
Me: Did you even listen when I said "I'm broke"???
My friend: It'll pay for itself in the long run, as long as you can keep your foot off the pedal

 

[2000mitsygt]

this wasnt a dsmer but still funny i was at the gas station and i had the gas pumping in my talon and the hood poped to put some washer fluid in and some guy in a camaro got out of his car and said thats nice is it turbo and clearly you can see it but i just was nice and said yea it is it gets me around town and he goes well its got nothin on my v8 camaro upgraded auto trans so it shifts at high rpms and i just said oh thats cool and he goes yea whats ## 0 to 80 time and i just said umm im not sure never really tested it out and he goes well mine does it in 3 secondsWTF haha my gas was done pumping and so was his so as we were leaving i got on it pretty good and let him hear the bov in second and he slowly came next to me on the highway and punched it and left no way in hell is his car 0 to 80 in 3 sec what a...

0-80 in 3 seconds .... hahahahah in a camaro. HAHAHA I thoroughly enjoy when the kids with the camaro ride around like there car is fast. I got a buddy of mine with a 93 camaro rs 8 cyl automatic. He caimed how fast his car was and how he could destroy my 420a. So where at a light i took him with my car and a couple car lengths ahead too. He was so mad my 2.0 4 banger motor just beat his 8 cyl. The 420a isnt that bad. Doesnt compare to my gst but still a quick car

 

[Archer Fabrications]

Oh man....

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

0-80 in 3 seconds .... hahahahah in a camaro. HAHAHA I thoroughly enjoy when the kids with the camaro ride around like there car is fast. I got a buddy of mine with a 93 camaro rs 8 cyl automatic. He caimed how fast his car was and how he could destroy my 420a. So where at a light i took him with my car and a couple car lengths ahead too. He was so mad my 2.0 4 banger motor just beat his 8 cyl. The 420a isnt that bad. Doesnt compare to my gst but still a quick car

Street racing.

 

[2000mitsygt]

I know I usually never do that but it was too tempting and it was my buddy just a little fun wasnt really anybody on the highway.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Is it so hard to keep your illegal activities to yourself? "I know I never do it, except at every stop light". I'm sure am glad I DD a cutlass. All these young retarded kids don't know WTF it is and they leave me alone z

 

[crash89]

0-80 in 3 seconds .... hahahahah in a camaro. HAHAHA I thoroughly enjoy when the kids with the camaro ride around like there car is fast. I got a buddy of mine with a 93 camaro rs 8 cyl automatic. He caimed how fast his car was and how he could destroy my 420a. So where at a light i took him with my car and a couple car lengths ahead too. He was so mad my 2.0 4 banger motor just beat his 8 cyl. The 420a isnt that bad. Doesnt compare to my gst but still a quick car

Do you kids EVER read the effing rules?? Good lord..

 

[Spanky_DSM]

Doesn't every one here do the same..

The only difference is, they dont bring it up on the forums

 

[1995-tsi-awd]

Funny. He must be looking at his gauge when he figures in that time. Peeling out at a stand still while you're not moving doesn't count as 80mph. The wheels are turning that fast though!

 

[LandoAWD]

I know I usually never do that but it was too tempting and it was my buddy just a little fun wasnt really anybody on the highway.

You drive an N/A car. Don't bother.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

. The 420a isnt that bad. Doesnt compare to my gst but still a quick car

It isn't a quick car, most completely stock w bodies that have 1000 pnds on that car would walk it in the 1/4 and they are slow as molasses.

And I wouldn't push 15psi through my 3100 unless I want to keep RE welding my intake so have fun spooling to 30. If your MAP can handle it of course. haha

Oh and lando, my brother has a 2012 optima 2.0 turbo. Very impressive in a sedan, probably as close as I would get to a genesis .

I did have a retarded moment talking to him the other day as he was ordering a Injen intake. "Get a MBC and turn it up" him: "it's electronically controlled dumbass" haha

 

[LandoAWD]

Even the BOV is ECU regulated.

I like the Optimas, but they are still WWD.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

Even the BOV is ECU regulated.

I like the Optimas, but they are still WWD.

Chris you need to bring that Genesis to the Parkway cruise.