Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[zachwilliams02]

I was trading my 95 gst for a 97 talon tsi. I pop the hood..... So why is the blow off valve vented, doesn't it stall and run rich?..... No
Guy takes mine for a drive. , hey I think your blowoff is broken... I can't hear it.... I almost walked away from the trade right then

 

[AngelOfPassion]

A stock fuel system can support any turbo....

Lolz, I had someone tell me that my stock 450's and fuel pump could handle my evo III 16g over 20psi. He wasn't a DSM guy but I was just polite and said, "well my injector duty cycle is alread above 80 percent so I don't think that would work..."

Yeah. Some people just don't get the fuel portion of it all...

 

[crash89]

May not "support it" but they will get you to pretty much 300 wheel on a 20g! ask me how I know!

 

[horizontalkev]

When I was giving my uncle a run in my gsx, he says: "You're shifting is terrible" Before I could say anything he continued to Say "You don't time your shifting correctly, you'll lose a lot of time in a drag" Haha Im just, "Dude, this isn't Need for Speed"

I was shifting at about 6,000.. I don't like red lining my baby

 

[Bud92gsx]

Why is there no shit that bud says thread yet.Please dont answer that question.

 

[horizontalkev]

bud says?

 

[Cdc1221]

bud says?

You don't spend much time on here huh? It'd fill a 20 page thread

 

[horizontalkev]

Lol I normally don't spend much time on these kinds of threads, but they are funny to read..

 

[91-GS]

A guy at local Autozone drives a white 2G Spyder. Looked on the front and seen a FMIC so start talking to him about it.

Me: Mind opening the hood?
Him: (gets in and pulls the trunk release lever) Crap! (pulls the hood release and opens the hood)
Me: So what all have you done to it?
Him: Nothing much, just a cold air intake and some Ebay BOV, and an Evo turbo.
Me: (looking at 4G63t with only obvious aftermarket parts being Greddy BOV and a dirty K&N filter) You should run a hose from the BOV to the intake (there was a cap on the intake where re-circulation hose would have gone) so you'r not loosing the air.
Him: Maybe later.
Me: Well, if you have any questions about your car, got to dsmtuners.com

Another parts store person once recommended JB Weld to seal up cracked cast exhaust header and i was dumb enough to try that. Next day i ordered a stainless header since the JB Weld not only not seal the crack, but started burning and filled the car with a terrible smell so it was barely drivable even with all windows open.

 

[Bud92gsx]

The jb weld turned to white powder didnt it.

 

[91-GS]

Not really powder, but close to it.

 

[NHerron]

I swear people at parts stores... JB weld on exhaust manifolds? (nothing at you 91-GS, just saying parts people)

Walked into Napa and asked for a certain part number spark plug, so I wouldn't have to go through the whole year-make-model process. Well they still insisted and I wanted to get outta there so I told them. I confirmed 4 cylinder turbo and waddya know the dork says "how many you want"

Gee I don't know, 4? I'll bang out the repair and let you know if I find it's a Hemi or something and need more

 

[91-GS]

That's kinda understandable, someone might have only one bad plug. Better question would have been something like "Do you want a set?" though.

 

[CrackedDSM]

That's kinda understandable, someone might have only one bad plug. Better question would have been something like "Do you want a set?" though.

Kind of like when I was ordering a headgasket. We went through the whole year, make, model, etc. In the end he was like "we've got three here for $40 each...so two would be $80 and some change". Amused, I responded with "I only need one.." and he instantly responded with "Oh, you're only doing one side?" I kind of paused a little bit trying not to laugh at him and said, gently, "It's a four cylinder...". After hearing that, he hung up on me.

 

[NHerron]

Nice way to suck the life out of that one! Everyone around here loves that story

Guess I failed to mention I asked for a set when I went in.

 

[91-GS]

Guess I failed to mention I asked for a set when I went in.

Now THAT makes a difference

 

[horizontalkev]

For the hundredth time today, people tend to ask when the BOV hits, If my car was going to explode. I love the dumbfounded looks and questions.

 

[NHerron]

Here horizon show them this

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_fG_b65WiU]Blow Off Valves Mythbusted - YouTube[/ame]

 

[11Banger]

Lolz, I had someone tell me that my stock 450's and fuel pump could handle my evo III 16g over 20psi. He wasn't a DSM guy but I was just polite and said, "well my injector duty cycle is alread above 80 percent so I don't think that would work..."

Yeah. Some people just don't get the fuel portion of it all...

Thats almost as bad as when guys post new threads asking what it would take to run a 42 sized turbo..... If you have to ask, then you prob shouldn't run it

 

[horizontalkev]

Here horizon show them this

Blow Off Valves Mythbusted - YouTube

Lol I watched the whole thing I would do that to my little 250 bike.

 

[gabytech]

The dumbest and most common words " I want to build a cheap fast car"

 

[horizontalkev]

Cheap | Fast | Reliable. You can only pick two.

 

[99ECLIPSEGSXDSM]

"you can vent your BOV"

Cars almost stock

 

[horizontalkev]

"I will swap an SRT4 into my DSM"

 

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