Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[pointblank9957]

"T3/T4 54 trim turbo upgrade with 272 bc cams. 300hp+ and still gets 35+ mpg on the highway"

this moron on craigslist. and he still wants $6k for it .

1997 GS-T Eclipse

and there's someone who posted 23 pages of there 92 ESi. 23 times in 1 week..sad isnt it?

 

[Black-Out]

"T3/T4 54 trim turbo upgrade with 272 bc cams. 300hp+ and still gets 35+ mpg on the highway"

this moron on craigslist. and he still wants $6k for it .

1997 GS-T Eclipse

and there's someone who posted 23 pages of there 92 ESi. 23 times in 1 week..sad isnt it?

That thing must be running 17:1 afr's at anything less than 1/3 throttle haha - these cars bone stock only mustered around 25mpg .....

 

[crash89]

Definitely doable.. Two years ago before I did the AWD swap on my spyder I was on my 20g, 1000s BC272s and more and got 36mpg on the way down to the shootout and back..

 

[newtodsm97gst]

I don"t know about 35+ mpg. but on my gst i made 30 mpg one time.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

I got 30+ out of nine b4. That was b4 link. 450s 264/272 14b W255 stock ecu.

 

[2gnt99]

I don"t know about 35+ mpg. but on my gst i made 30 mpg one time.

In my NT, traveling between work and home I may average 34-39 with a lot of coasting.

Flat road driving at around 2200 RPM usually yields 30-31 mpg (I believe).

 

[1990AWD]

70mph highway netted me 31 imperial mpg (calculated) on my Eclipse with a 255hp Wally, 1000cc injectors and Link.

Link showed as much as 36-40 if I kept it to 55-60mph.

 

[AngelOfPassion]

70mph highway netted me 31 imperial mpg (calculated) on my Eclipse with a 255hp Wally, 1000cc injectors and Link.

Link showed as much as 36-40 if I kept it to 55-60mph.

Link shows fuel economy? I need to spend more time on that program...

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

i guess my favorites are the so called dsm guys that get all of their knowledge from the internet haha. you probably all know what im talking about, they go around like a human honey bee dipping into the nectar of internet forums just enough to get a little on their stinger and then spread that little bit onto another forum like a mosquito spreading the plague . you know what i mean, like shep runs this on this turbo and head or kiggly runs this number with this stuff so thats what i am running .

So you get on here and bash a good number of the community for wanting to learn and use what is proven to work?

Unlike you spreading your "plague" of bullshit and euphemisms with only 6 tech posts?

How old are you and why did you join again?

Running what on his turbo and head? Maybe what kind of turbo is he running and what is in his head?

O glorious! DSM wiseman step aside. We have ourselves a DSM GOD!!!

 

[Extremities]

So you get on here and bash a good number of the community for wanting to learn and use what is proven to work?

Unlike you spreading your "plague" of bullshit and euphemisms with only 6 tech posts?

How old are you and why did you join again?

Running what on his turbo and head? Maybe what kind of turbo is he running and what is in his head?

O glorious! DSM wiseman step aside. We have ourselves a DSM GOD!!!

Owned. I'm learning everything from mainly this website and the internet. I dont have relatives or teachers to help me and show me how to work on cars. I'm learning completely on my own from the internet.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Owned. I'm learning everything from mainly this website and the internet. I dont have relatives or teachers to help me and show me how to work on cars. I'm learning completely on my own from the internet.

Than just think of how many people dont want to pay 60-70$ an hour to fix their rides.

I don't need a tech post or this posted in the newbie section.

https://www.google.com/search?q=dsmtuners&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari

Read googles number 1 search for dsmtuners and read the words under the highlighted ones to maybe get an idea or what this site is about.


It's cool man, we all have those moments when we say things we shouldn't.


Like: "get yourself a real motorcycle"

 

[motomattx]

So you get on here and bash a good number of the community for wanting to learn and use what is proven to work?

Unlike you spreading your "plague" of bullshit and euphemisms with only 6 tech posts?

How old are you and why did you join again?

Running what on his turbo and head? Maybe what kind of turbo is he running and what is in his head?

O glorious! DSM wiseman step aside. We have ourselves a DSM GOD!!!

yeah what am i thinking with your 124 posts mr 2011 .

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

yeah what am i thinking with your 124 posts mr 2011 .

Lol. I don't claim to know everything pal. If I don't know, I don't post. If you could read my browser history on how much time I spent researching it would make your eyes bleed. Way to go on making fun of my "low post count" I try not to regurgitate the same shit the person above me just said.




6, let me check that again. 6 since 2010.. Really? We got our selfs a troll. Maybe we should take this to the classifieds. O wait you can't use it.

 

[motomattx]

Lol. I don't claim to know everything pal. If I don't know, I don't post. If you could read my browser history on how much time I spent researching it would make your eyes bleed. Way to go on making fun of my "low post count" I try not to regurgitate the same shit the person above me just said.




6, let me check that again. 6 since 2010.. Really? We got our selfs a troll. Maybe we should take this to the classifieds. O wait you can't use it. [/QUOTE




couldnt have said it better myself, and his join date is 2011. go find somewhere else to play kid, lest i report this post for flaming.

and my post was about people going on the internet and reading small bits here and there just enough to seem like they know what they are spewing instead of actually learning any one subject enough to give good information on it and then you step in and prove my point. reading comprehension ownes you!

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

And yours is 2010.. Maybe if you cannot comprehend who I'm actually referring to.

Guess comprehension owns both of us?

 

[motomattx]

lets not take this thead any further off topic. why make a mess for mods to clean up? lets focus on the original topic.

 

[Rsawd95dsm]

lets not take this thead any further off topic. why make a mess for mods to clean up? lets focus on the original topic.

I had once eatin a crayon... shit blue for a week....

 

[NHerron]

lets not take this thead any further off topic. why make a mess for mods to clean up? lets focus on the original topic.

You really think mods are gonna clean up a thread in the HANGOUT section, not to mention one made specifically for dumbasses?

Get with the program already, Mr. 2010

I had once eatin a crayon... shit blue for a week....

Right on q good sir, points to you

 

[JusMX141]

I had once eatin a crayon... shit blue for a week....

Only way I'd be concerned is if the crayon was orange.

 

[rlacasse1]

So not a DSMer but, I just got told that having a snorkel on an off road truck was retarded because water would still make it into the cylinders through the engine's output shaft.

 

[motomattx]

You really think mods are gonna clean up a thread in the HANGOUT section, not to mention one made specifically for dumbasses?

Get with the program already, Mr. 2010



Right on q good sir, points to you

yes i do. now dry up you douchewater.

 

[NHerron]

Sorry pumpkin but I work in the oil fields. You aren't hurtin my feelings with a highschool comback..

Why so defensive?

 

[97_4g63t]

There's oil field in Montana? Shits spreading like wildfire from the permian bason here i guess.

 

[redliner_x]

i guess my favorites are the so called dsm guys that get all of their knowledge from the internet haha. you probably all know what im talking about, they go around like a human honey bee dipping into the nectar of internet forums just enough to get a little on their stinger and then spread that little bit onto another forum like a mosquito spreading the plague . you know what i mean, like shep runs this on this turbo and head or kiggly runs this number with this stuff so thats what i am running .

I agree to a point. I had a guy I was trying to explain COP to and why it wasn't a good idea without a hotbox. He said, "But what about the guys who run it without a hotbox?". I told him the guys with COP that are not running a hotbox are just running it for bling because compared to your stock ignition setup the COP is a downgrade without a hotbox and in my opinion it is stupid. He then asked, "So you think Shep is stupid? Who are you to say that someone running so fast is stupid?"

I mean really? This guy didn't even listen long enough to realize that he just attempted to call me out over a guy who listed a hotbox in his mods for hotrod magazine.

Yes, I owned him using hothod magazine. I couldn't just let it go.

 

[NHerron]

Oh yeah all over the Montana/ND border. Conoco Philips quite a bit of them out here.