Best DSM Craigslist post of the day

[spyderdrifter]

I know it's not a DSM, but still funny since it's an Eclipse: https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/6046718126.html

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[GPLaserRS]

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/6050696388.html

While I wouldn't really call the price "fair", it probably really is, but I wouldn't want to pay more than $10k

That thing is immaculate, looks like it's been in a time capsule since 1991... but there is no way on god's earth they will get that much for it, or someone with flip logic upside down and prove us all wrong and pay full chat for it.

 

[joemamma]

https://fargo.craigslist.org/cto/6068805678.html

https://duluth.craigslist.org/cto/6044745355.html- wanna be

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ctd/6049579798.html

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/6061613652.html

 

[joemamma]

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/6058657986.html 3500.00 with a bad motor-

 

[spyderdrifter]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ctd/6049579798.html

That poor spyder, and they list it as automatic even though it's clearly a manual..

 

[GPLaserRS]

That bodykit, wheels and those taillights made my eyes hurt, but it was extremely clean and with low miles. The Fast & Furious effect took quite a strangle hold on a lot of good cars...

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ctd/6049579798.html

 

[joemamma]

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next day changed it to 5k https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/6079001974.html

 

[GPLaserRS]

Wouldn't be complete without the HOONIGAN sticker on the side

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/6086884248.html

 

[ThunderChild]

Boo....ad gone to fast. Take screenshots and post em!

 

[Murdertalon]

That spyder isn't too bad, that sticker can go. We definitely know why it's slipping I'm sure he was railing the hell out of it.

 

[curt-s]

$5000....

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/winnipeg/classic-talon/1254274235

This 1995 talon has a bran new motor in it and has been ported and Polished very fast car and lots of extras ,needs a safety and a little work . First 5000 gets it. Selling because got too many cars .

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[Murdertalon]

Probably non turbo lamo. When I was in high school my buddy bought an eclipse and had it shipped over, it was supposed to be a low mileage perfect condition gsx.. gets it and its a gs. I will give him that it was in perfect condition, but if I remember correctly his parents bought it for him and it was around 5k. He was so pissed when he got it.

 

[91talonts1]

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/6088415512.html

I've seen this on the road driving a few times. Just popped up for sale.

 

[curt-s]

I love how so many say "just needs a little TLC.."
That translates to "I havent done a damn bit of maintenance and now it's falling apart"

 

[boost97gst]

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/6088415512.html

I've seen this on the road driving a few times. Just popped up for sale.

! The paint...............my lord that's a disaster. But the thing that gets me with EVERY CL ad is the "needs a little TLC"
I interpret that as needs full engine rebuild, has electrical problems, and just about anything you can think of is jerryrigged!

 

[boost97gst]

Just looked at my local CL and typed in "DSM" to see what would pop up. Haven't done that in a LONG time. Check this out, it's actually a solid deal from the looks and the original mileage being ridiculously low:

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/6079650845.html

Man, looking at the description this thing really IS an amazing deal.

These cars do not hold value. For instance: I somehow have ~$30,000 in my car. Don't ask how. Purchase price, build, rebuild, rebuild again, paint and body work......... it just gets out of hand
Anyway, with a car like THIS a only 5k? Man, rare, low miles, mods seem solid. If i could magically start over i would buy this in a heartbeat. Then again, who would buy a DSM to begin with if you could go back in time? Lmao.
If you have 30k in your DSM it will sell for no more than 5k. The only ones that sell above 5k are OEM bone stock w low miles

 

[curt-s]

The maf woth unrecirc bov always leaves me wondering how much care was actually taken overall. I also wonder how effective that wastegate really is given the fairly poor location and routing of bypass gasses.

Led lights, wheel spacers, fake hood tupperware. Why? Because race car.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-other-auto-parts-and-accessories/winnipeg/race-car-parts/1253499190
I see a civic piece in there.. explains everything.

 

[spyderdrifter]

I don't have enough face-palms for "DAT ass".....

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[Vegas Smith]

Bruh he will easily get $5000 for that and he will put that money into a 900hp evo his buddy is selling to him.

 

[spyderdrifter]

 

[95REGF150]

It is a GSX but hes not gonna get $4500 for it in that shape. People are so funny he says he wont sell it too a kid cause it can go way to fast. Lol Its got an SAFC it must be making 600whp....

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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/6064434589.html

 

[1990TSIAWDTALON]

And it needed "towed" and that is why the front bumper is off...........BS, they didn't put it back on or broke stuff when they put that FMIC on it, which probably makes it worth 2K more............

 

[1990TSIAWDTALON]

So I had to check my area listings and, surprise, this gem popped up:
'99, AWD, AUTO, ALL STOCK for $4000

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/6093654768.html

 

[Vegas Smith]

https://corpuschristi.craigslist.org/cto/6101167742.html

 

[1990TSIAWDTALON]

So Vegas, send him the picture of the little boy and the toy truck.......
Too soon????? L m a o