Best DSM Craigslist post of the day

[19gsx91]

I don't normally say this but I'd enjoy watching that thing get crushed at work. Not because it's another panda 1g. just because that ad hurt my brain.

 

[buhay6]

I wish people would screen shot the ads so when they expire people can still get a laugh and understand the discussion.

 

[ThunderChild]

https://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/5925117033.html

Its fairly clean, but I feel 8k is alot especially with the bumper and that HIDEOUS red interior. Prolly be a clean car to start with tho. 5-5.5k depending on the parts that come with it would be my best, what do you think?

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[2ndgenken]

A bit high yes. To each his own i guess.

 

[doubleclutch]

Pretty sure the bumper was on fire at some point.

 

[1990TSIAWDTALON]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5923975291.html

Here is one with a built in cold air mattress.........????????

 

[605jdm]

I feel like people just get drunk before they write a post.

 

[1990TSIAWDTALON]

If you like your DSM's "riced", this one is a rare 98 AWD Talon, but I can't get past all of the "stuff". Pretty, but it's been for sale for a while. It always comes up on my search for Talon's.

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5896146777.html

 

[doubleclutch]

Dear Lord, please send that man some lowering springs

 

[Dsmkauai]

Ya bumper on fire cuz ricer owner was showing off his anti-lag/2 step . Wow!

 

[lasershark]

Ya bumper on fire cuz ricer owner was showing off his anti-lag/2 step . Wow!

DamN it, I was going to say that till I scrolled down and saw your post
That thing must be........... 2 fast and 2 furious......

 

[Dsmkauai]

Haha you ain't cool unless you shoot flames and catch your own car on fire. Then try to sell for 8k haha oh and 50 pages of crap eBay parts he could never figure out how to install .

 

[quickduc]

On that Oregon car:
The way the rubber is lifting around the upper driver's windshield corner should be looked at carefully. Might be rust underneath, or previous poor bodywork. Could just be the gasket shrinking, though. Not impressed by the paintjob. Overspray on the rubber and probably some trim. Signs of an amateur, or equivalent rush/cheap shop job. I would want to check for body damage it might have been done to hide. That is often the reason for a full paintjob.

Still, it looks better than the faded orange? in the door opening area.

 

[Dr Grey]

8k is way too much if the buyer is looking to build it themselves I see mods but can't tell how much has been done by pictures alone on the flip side if you not looking to mod it yourself and just want a clean eclipse it would be cool of course with an interior change but even then not for 8k

 

[spyderdrifter]

If you like your DSM's "riced", this one is a rare 98 AWD Talon, but I can't get past all of the "stuff". Pretty, but it's been for sale for a while. It always comes up on my search for Talon's.

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5896146777.html

Definitely wouldn't call 155k miles "Extremely Low". I've seen better looking DSMs left completely stock with 40-50k miles less go for a lower asking price. Those are obviously worth way more than this piece of crap

Haha you ain't cool unless you shoot flames and catch your own car on fire. Then try to sell for 8k haha oh and 50 pages of crap eBay parts he could never figure out how to install .

More like 50 pages of shady maintenance that's been done instead of upgrades.

 

[605jdm]

http://omaha.craigslist.org/ctd/5913897424.html

 

[91talonts1]

Lmao the half oem/half aftermarket double decker spoiler takes the cake.

 

[Dsmkauai]

Pour car Funny all the pics but not one of the engine bay . Only thing that looks good on it is what they didn't touch .

 

[ThunderChild]

Bruh....that 4x4 status and price tag makes me think it's a range rover.

https://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/6001823164.html

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[doubleclutch]

. "excellenet" condition. In what world?

My car must be wort $15k then.

 

[Murdertalon]

. "excellenet" condition. In what world?
My car must be wort $15k then.

I will say that DSM's are getting a little more rare running these days. I think the issue of the closest thing to a DSM is an evo and that is going to set you back 17k min. So people are asking more for some DSM's now even though they are some of the most problematic cars that exist haha. They are kinda cool from an older stand point I mean we don't have drive by wire or any of the new crazy computer everything.. But you basically have to be a DSM mechanic to really want one or be out of your mind.. ok probably both.

I'm pretty sure my next car will be an evo X and I wont do a damn thing to it. I will make it more stock than stock. Its possible. Ill take the recaros out and get final edition seats that weigh more. Ill turn the boost down 1psi and do oil changes early. I will put tires on it that can stand up to potholes and laugh.

 

[spyderdrifter]

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/6050696388.html

While I wouldn't really call the price "fair", it probably really is, but I wouldn't want to pay more than $10k

 

[1990TSIAWDTALON]

Still have to do a timing belt on it just due to AGE. Nice car though.

 

[Murdertalon]

1g 15k That's nuts man, you cant secure a loan for that. If your wreck it you also cant secure an insurance payment to even pay it off. Not a smart investment.

 

[cheapracer]

that one in CO is gorgeous. looks like mine, only nice
just not a fan of the confetti interior