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[jimbob_843]

99 eclipse will part out or trade



Heres a good one. I texted the guy awhile back and he said he was getting a stroker crank "made" at some shop .

99 eclipse will part out or trade



Heres a good one. I texted the guy awhile back and he said he was getting a stroker crank "made" at some shop .

 

[sayaovang dsm]

he originally posted it for 12000 but changed it to 9k because no one is buying it...

 

[DSM_love_GST]

1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS. *Mechanic Special*
Find whats wrong?
If you didn't then let me ask. How does this guy open his hatch?!

 

[dsmjunk]

here is another one

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/2695631126.html

what is a fuel rod????????????


96 ex coupe with gsr swap

 

[ilco187]

1998 lincoln town car

 

[davidalindsey]

beautiful costom 98 eclipse gs - $6800 (obo (chesapeake))
$6800 for a non turbo, .
I like the hood though.

 

[Quicksilver1695]

2003 Hyundai Elantra 4g63t

$12k. and ONE OF A KIND.!!! Wonder why.? Hahah

 

[TheFallenJosh]

Wow, this car is ugly. The guy can't even spell his location correctly pretty sure its La Follette. Geez Custom Eclipse

 

[dsmjunk]

what is a 4g header?

 

[TheFallenJosh]

what is a 4g header?

I was thinking the same thing

 

[minimotos95]

either this guy is a total ricer or a moron.... wants to trade real BBS's with near new rubber for rotas or drags
15" 4x100 BBS RA

if i had the money i would go buy a set of $250-300 rotas to trade the guy then sell the BSS's for $500+

 

[TheFallenJosh]

found this while I'm on vacation in Massachusettes. 6cyl? ok pal. 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS

 

[Viva]

95 Eagle Talon TSi AWD-600+hp Race Ready


BECAUSE RACE CAR!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D3monX]

a few i found within minutes

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse gst turbo
modified civic for sale or trade

The best for last

"Modified" Ford Mustang GT

 

[DSM_love_GST]

found this while I'm on vacation in Massachusettes. 6cyl? ok pal. 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS

Not only does he say it is a 6 cylinder, He goes on to say it has a body kit, It's an RS, it doesn't even have the stock body kit. Then he takes it even further to say it has an excellent sound system. Those are crappy Sony Explodes in a crappy Walmart box.

 

[1bad95tsi]

96 mitsubishi eclipse gst

 

[dsmjunk]

it looks like it has a stock rs muffler. so is it a 95 talon with the 2gb conversion or is it a 2gb eclipse? and then he goes on to say custom everything and then he wants to trade for a sporty turbo that hasnt been modified

95 Eagle Talon TSi AWD-600+hp Race Ready


BECAUSE RACE CAR!!!!!!!!!!

WTF http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/pts/2722313791.html

 

[SoNew]

Barbie car :'(

1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GST CONVERTiBLE

 

[TheFallenJosh]

Barbie car :'(

1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GST CONVERTiBLE

WHYYYYYYYY???????!!!!!! That just makes me sad....

 

[agarc023]

Interfooler

 

[Rockyp]

96 mitsubishi eclipse gst

ACT 2100 will handle 1000hp? I know what I'm buying.

 

[2GFWDbeast]

ACT 2100 will handle 1000hp? I know what I'm buying.

thats a new one also i didnt know you can make 568 hp with 650cc injectors

 

[lancedsm]

FS/FT 1996 BMW 318Ti (E36)

I think this guy needs a Lincoln town car not a sports car.


http://tulsa.craigslist.org/pts/2629266951.html

Poor kid is all i'm going to say.

 

[ilco187]

damn 200 for a stock coil pack wtf and 320 for cop this guys retarded Talon Tsi / Srt 4 parts

 

[99gst_racer]

damn 200 for a stock coil pack wtf and 320 for cop this guys retarded Talon Tsi / Srt 4 parts

Anybody you know?

Granted the coil pack looks brand new, but they're like $120 new. He's never going to sell that thing.