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[TSIAWDTalon]

(2) Front Wheel Drive Race Cars

I mean come on, they're race cars.

Goes good with this one:

fwd race car

I kan haz turbo?

http://bgky.craigslist.org/cto/2566356573.html

 

[avenged5]

Goes good with this one:

fwd race car

I kan haz turbo?

1996 z26 chevy beretta

Id much rather have that one.




And joo kan haz if joo wantz lil bazery.

 

[Leonthefaded]

Nvm it wasnt funny

 

[foxyspyder01gt]

1995 ECLIPSE lawls at the panit job

 

[BIGBLAZE79]

Custome Hyundai Tiburon BO or Trade
HONDA CIVIC 35K MILES CUSTOM SUSPENTION PAINT INTERIOR PRIMUM 20 RIMS

 

[crusada]

1995 ECLIPSE lawls at the panit job

God i hope that car was a NT

 

[crash89]

Looks like someone won some wheels at MOD and didnt want them!!! Damn them!

98 ECLIPSE RIMS OEM NEW IN THE BOX

At least its vented properly

http://rockford.craigslist.org/pts/2626218685.html

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

Here's a good one for all you guys and gals out there that love pink fluffy stuff.

95-99 Eclipse Custom Interior!HOT Pink! And Fluffy! Cheap and NEW!

 

[thomcasey]

Ummm, barf!!
2000 Buick Park Avenue Ultra on 24's

Because "race car" fans
1991 Plymouth laser/ mistubishi eclipse

Hmmm, 4500 for a car with a motor that only has 320 miles, and NOW he is replacing the main seal and rod bearings?
Talon race car700 whp sell or trade or cash+trade 320 miles

 

[TSIAWDTalon]

Hmmm, 4500 for a car with a motor that only has 320 miles, and NOW he is replacing the main seal and rod bearings?
Talon race car700 whp sell or trade or cash+trade 320 miles[/QUOTE]

I love how he said "trade for tow truck", he must be looking at another DSM, .

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Check out this custom roadster!
Honda Crx si

 

[sloweclipse97]

Custom Neon
custom neon!

 

[3kgt2nv]

A show car for sale (convertible eclipse 97 spider gsx)

 

[crusada]

Check out this custom roadster!
Honda Crx si

Not gonna lie finished and if it were not riced out that would be a pretty decent little summer ride and a fun little toy as well as unique.

 

[beendenied]

600+ HP Eagle Talon

Got a ticked for doing 163 in a 70 . NOt super funny, but figured I'd post it up

 

[JOSIEONETOOTH]

, I've never heard of a honda civic si/ex 1999 HONDA CIVIC SI/EX RED CUSTOM MUST SEE 115K Miles STEALL!!!!!!!!!!

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse

Oh god, the stuff he's writing about it, "CURRENTLY AT 221 HP. 0-60 IN 6 SECONDS FLAT WITHOUT ANY MODS", "SOUNDS LIKE A HIGH MODDED CAR AS WELL, 221 HP ON AN AUTOMATIC!!!!!" facepalm....

CLEAN 1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS-TURBO, SUPER LOW MILES!!!!!!!!!!

 

[audiomaster1990]

CLEAN TITLE. HAS MANY FEATURES.
ALL WINDOW TINT; LEGAL OF COURSE($400)
ALTEZZA TAIL LIGHTS($200)
k, so for 1 if he actually paid the price of a running beater for tint, he's a retard. and 2... It's got $200 Altezzas! WOOT!

 

[crash89]

, I've never heard of a honda civic si/ex 1999 HONDA CIVIC SI/EX RED CUSTOM MUST SEE 115K Miles STEALL!!!!!!!!!!

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse

Oh god, the stuff he's writing about it, "CURRENTLY AT 221 HP. 0-60 IN 6 SECONDS FLAT WITHOUT ANY MODS", "SOUNDS LIKE A HIGH MODDED CAR AS WELL, 221 HP ON AN AUTOMATIC!!!!!" facepalm....

CLEAN 1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS-TURBO, SUPER LOW MILES!!!!!!!!!!

@ the last eclise..

WHAT A ####ING CHOAD!!!

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

95 dsm na car eclipse new everything

you have to read this! haha! reputable recking yard??? poor dsm!

 

[BorinquenEclips]

99 Eclipse

Ill let you guys read and guess what the problem with this dsm is.

 

[Gysgt Guy]

99 Eclipse

Ill let you guys read and guess what the problem with this dsm is.

Haha I wish my 4g had a vtec

 

[DSM_love_GST]

99 Eclipse

Ill let you guys read and guess what the problem with this dsm is.

Nothing wrong with the 2.0 block with a v-tech head! >.<

 

[thomcasey]

600+ HP Eagle Talon

Got a ticked for doing 163 in a 70 . NOt super funny, but figured I'd post it up

Funny, the pic on the left is a 1gb, and the one on the right is of a 1ga that is a slightly different color. Is this a sale for two cars?


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I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=39.909532,-85.997471

 

[Trav83]

Funny, the pic on the left is a 1gb, and the one on the right is of a 1ga that is a slightly different color. Is this a sale for two cars?

Yeah, something's fishy, not to mention when you look at the photo on the left, they engine looks pretty stock for 600+hp

 

[talonkev]

"1993 Plymouth Laser RS.5-speed. This is a drag ready street legal car. This is not a turbo car and really does not need one." $15000

93 Plymouth Laser Rs Drag Car