The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Anne]

ASIAN TOWING

I giggled when I read the title

I like it! That's funny.

 

[smorton]

I like it! That's funny.

I hope I'm not the only one that read it with an accent... !

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW
1G gst show car turbo

 

[ed1380]

Retro FnF

 

[GSXSixteenG]

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse

$4,000 for a non turbo 1g that doesn't run.

 

[DSMpowerhouse]

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse

$4,000 for a non turbo 1g that doesn't run.

Race wing and performance subs add tons of hp..everyone knows that

 

[neontsi]

2000 eclipse gt twin turbo ??

 

[ed1380]

I just texted him. Gonna ask for underhood pics

 

[crusada]

This one doesn't have a pic, but it's worth reading. 94 Mazda Mx6 Ls (fast n furious)



This guy needs to be kicked in the D*ck seriously but it provides loads of entertainment for us

 

[96talontso]

...... "new turbo muffler"

Honda Civic HB SI Nitrous SWAP

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Another "FAST AND FURIOUS!" "Other than the body runs like a champ!"

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse (Must See!)

 

[2slow4now]

Another "FAST AND FURIOUS!" "Other than the body runs like a champ!"

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse (Must See!)

Aren't those some stock wheels and he says there aftermarket? What are steel tires? Does he mean stolen (stealed) tires?

 

[audiomaster1990]

Another "FAST AND FURIOUS!" "Other than the body runs like a champ!"

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse (Must See!)

willing ot trade for an S13 or S14 240SX, Eclipse but must be a GSX

Holey crap, he'll trade me that sweet ride for a GSX! Why wouldn't I trade a lame-ass 4g63t awd eclipse for his sweet FnF pos.

I love people like this

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Aren't those some stock wheels and he says there aftermarket? What are steel tires? Does he mean stolen (stealed) tires?

I thought so but couldn't tell for sure.

willing ot trade for an S13 or S14 240SX, Eclipse but must be a GSX

Holey crap, he'll trade me that sweet ride for a GSX! Why wouldn't I trade a lame-ass 4g63t awd eclipse for his sweet FnF pos.

I love people like this

Yeah, I have been scrambling craigslist just to find a GSX to trade him. You know how much p***y this would pull?

 

[Chaosweaver]

This one doesn't have a pic, but it's worth reading. 94 Mazda Mx6 Ls (fast n furious)
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I laughed so ####ing hard

 

[BIGBLAZE79]

Butterfinger Caprice and matching sport bike FTMFW!!!!!

1985 Chevrolet Caprice $13,000 | Custom Show Car Classifieds | Show Car Sales

 

[avenged5]

This one doesn't have a pic, but it's worth reading. 94 Mazda Mx6 Ls (fast n furious)



This guy needs to be kicked in the D*ck seriously but it provides loads of entertainment for us

Lets see here.

"needs body work"
"Projecr car"
"V 6 vtech rotary engine"
"chick magnet"

All the makings for a great buy.

 

[Spanky_DSM]

I've been noticing that most some of these threads are being deleted by the authors. Only the eclipse ones.

Maybe they're on here and get ashamed after seeing their post and go delete it

 

[g4ebguy90]

v6 rotary I tell you what, that must be one hell of an engine.

 

[RoryBarron]

Eclipse

 

[Trav83]

Eclipse

If I were in the market for a DSM, I would have hit the 'close' button after reading the first line of that ad

 

[ed1380]

i didnt read the description but it looks clean

 

[97mitzugst]

95-99 Mitsubishi Eclipse parts


This guy's parting out a GTR Eclipse. I really love the front bumper too.

 

[RoryBarron]

i didnt read the description but it looks clean

Looks clean, dude that owns it sounds like a retard though. he starts off with yo I have an extremely nice 1990 mitsubishi eclipse! Then later admits to being a domestic guy, which is still ok. Then goes on with, "and can I say its a total chick magnet?" I mean come on now haha

 

[4g63t]

willing ot trade for an S13 or S14 240SX, Eclipse but must be a GSX

Holey crap, he'll trade me that sweet ride for a GSX! Why wouldn't I trade a lame-ass 4g63t awd eclipse for his sweet FnF pos.

I love people like this

"Everyone loves the car, a real head turner.
Except for rednecks, they seem to not like it."