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[GSXSixteenG]

Not CL but still redic.

built 94 eclipse gsx - DSM Classifieds

 

[I DSM KILLA I]

Wanted eclipse gsx (Philadelphia)

Looking for a GSX but refer to it as "a stick shuft car"

97 Eclipse GSX AWD TURBO - $5300 (King of Prussia)

"Up for sale I have a 1997 Eclipse GSX. This is the all wheel drive turbo edition. ( Basically the exact same car as the EVO)." WTF

And then he says:

"It has the 4G63 Engine the same as the evo. This car is all stock, never modded/ abused. Has almost no miles ( 93,000). Runs and drives perfect."

These people...

 

[crash89]

Thought about looking at this one until I got to the big paragraph. Still might really..

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX AWD Turbo DSM

 

[audiomaster1990]

You'r still a retard.
Not only for the "GSX. Its the all wheel drive turbo edition"
But also for the "It has almost no miles. (93,000)
REALLY?
Hey everybody, im selling a 93 Talon Dl. It's the pos 1.8 version. It has almost no miles (346,500)

Edit- I had to edit this, because i just realised " This car is all stock, never modded/ abused. "

"It actually has a built motor. New rods pistons and bearings it also has a 50 trim Turbo and its putting down 350whp on a mustang dyno on 20 pounds of boost." Oh, so only the evo engine came stock with that setup. Ok.

 

[Alan11]

2001 VW Jetta Wolfsburg 1.8T Many Mods. FS/FT Evo 8/9

I know its not a DSm but really. Who will trade their EVO for a "modded" jetta??

 

[crusada]

This is priceless read towards the bottom not a good first car

98 Eclipse GSX 600AWHP

 

[g4ebguy90]

You'r still a retard.
Not only for the "GSX. Its the all wheel drive turbo edition"
But also for the "It has almost no miles. (93,000)
REALLY?
Hey everybody, im selling a 93 Talon Dl. It's the pos 1.8 version. It has almost no miles (346,500)

Edit- I had to edit this, because i just realised " This car is all stock, never modded/ abused. "

"It actually has a built motor. New rods pistons and bearings it also has a 50 trim Turbo and its putting down 350whp on a mustang dyno on 20 pounds of boost." Oh, so only the evo engine came stock with that setup. Ok.

THATS NOT MY CAR , I EMAILED HIM, THATS WHAT HE SAID, HE SAYS IT makes 950HP

 

[GSXSixteenG]

1993 Honda Accord

$11K and you can have yourself an Accord Wagon!

 

[audiomaster1990]

THATS NOT MY CAR , I EMAILED HIM, THATS WHAT HE SAID, HE SAYS IT makes 950HP

Then why did he say it makes 350whp in the ad? And more importantly, Why are you defending an obvious moron? Just saying, this dude couldn't pour water out of a boot... you know the rest. But if it's not your car, then don't get your panties in a bunch Mr.Boldtext Fanboy.

Not to be a dick or anything...

Look at the area.
http://ocala.craigslist.org/cto/2579422899.html

 

[g4ebguy90]

Then why did he say it makes 350whp in the ad? And more importantly, Why are you defending an obvious moron? Just saying, this dude couldn't pour water out of a boot... you know the rest. But if it's not your car, then don't get your panties in a bunch Mr.Boldtext Fanboy.

Not to be a dick or anything...

You must a complete.... Dude I am making fun of him JESUS. I know he's not making 950hp, I laughed at him for 5 minutes.... I am not defending him at all. You just keep taking this the wrong way...

Forget it. Your the retard for thinking it's my car.... for god sakes I live in IL.

 

[audiomaster1990]

Forget it. Your the retard for thinking it's my car.... for god sakes I live in IL.

+1, you win, i call retard status on myself for thinking it was your car. But you did kind of seem like you were supporting him. just sayin.

Go ahead, internet pimp-slap me. I deserve it.

me

 

[g4ebguy90]

+1, you win, i call retard status on myself for thinking it was your car. But you did kind of seem like you were supporting him. just sayin.

Go ahead, internet pimp-slap me. I deserve it.

me

JUST A JOKE I just was bored so.... idk

audio master_0001.wmv - YouTube

 

[hypergenesis]

So apparently this guy swapped a v6 into his GS...

'98 mitsubishi

HAHA

Oh yea and whose seen green underglow since FAF?

http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/2549241276.html

 

[kbiker76]

Heres the rare and illusive eagle talon tsi awd V6!!

1995 EAGLE TALON TSI AWD

 

[dplakosh]

Love the hp of that v-6 hahaha

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[DSM_love_GST]

Sounds like it HAD turbo!

95 mitsubishi eclipse 1400 obo

 

[Alan11]

Mitsubishi Eclipse


Intercooler (NON TURBO)

 

[Boostinsideways]

Plus its got headers, and bored heads. Apparently he has a boxer engine in it. With Bored heads. And its lowered 2" but still sits at stock ride height.

 

[Quicksilver1695]

fully custom cleannn eclipse

talk about high rise!

 

[tsi40422]

http://lakeland.craigslist.org/cto/2595917191.html

 

[agarc023]

fully custom cleannn eclipse

talk about high rise!

Someone ask him for a 35psi ride-along and agree to buy it if it survives with no issues

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Someone ask him for a 35psi ride-along and agree to buy it if it survives with no issues

HAH I just texted him

 

[ilco187]

With typical ricer talk like this i doubt its anything close to 400hp TSI Turbo AWD Talon Trade?

56k miles anyone want it http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2529215098.html

dodge talon http://muncie.craigslist.org/cto/2587351511.html

really still people believe the 89 theory http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2575772125.html

wtf http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2585943888.html

 

[avenged5]

(2) Front Wheel Drive Race Cars

I mean come on, they're race cars.

 

[crusada]

wtf '96 Eclipse

WTF is right no car deserves this but if it were a 4g63 car id find the DBAG and beat the living hell out of him