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[eeeewidner]

Definitely not car related but funny.

Not your average girl

 

[avengerscoot]

Just the thought of that girl is gonna give me nightmares..Thanks for that..WTF

 

[tenn-gsx]

WTF

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW
96 wide body turbo eclipse

 

[Chaosweaver]

Custom hood OL!

95-99 eclipse custom hood turbo

So he cut some holes and now its a custom hood.

 

[BurrowZ]

1998 EAGLE TALON TSI

Got so excited because I finally found a turbo 98 Talon!!

Then I got sad.

 

[SeanCollins]

1998 EAGLE TALON TSI

Got so excited because I finally found a turbo 98 Talon!!

Then I got sad.

What made you sad? Auto?? Or the nitrous?

 

[Boostinsideways]

What made you sad? Auto?? Or the nitrous?

Probably the fact that is has vertical doors, and an eclipse body kit. Not even a stock eclipse swap but a body kit, on a car that looked better in the first place than an eclipse, at least to the people who are in search of a 2g turbo talon.

Anyways

clean 98 eclipse 3700$ GS with CF tails and rimz

98 Mitsubishi eclipse fs/ft 5000$ RS with bolt ons and rimz

Or you can get a 4000$ GST with a 2.3L Magnus short block, 2g head, Fresh gaskets all around. Mitsu MLS, Gates Water pump, SaturnAlt, Gates T-Belt, OEM Pullies/Tensioner, Prothane inserts, VRSF FMIC, and MHI 16g. I personally put this engine back together and bolted it in as well helping the guy finish the wiring and etc showing him how to trim the bumper and exactly where to put the hole for FMIC. Its currently running poorly because of stock fuel, stock ecu.

I told him to go have it tuned on link, told who to go to, and told him exactly what fuel upgrades he needed WTF

96 eclipse gst 6 bolt stroker

Then you have this : http://huntsville.craigslist.org/cto/2473558025.html

For Sale or Trade Is My 97 Eclipse GST Just Finished The Build Everything Was Done Right Not Corners Cut or Anything Ghetto
6 Bolt Swap
DNJ/ROCK Rod Bearings
DNJ/ROCK Piston Rings

Seriously? Rock bearings? Cheap ass taiwaneese shit. That cutting corners. And he wants 7k for a car that doesn't have a front bumper, has a custom color that will be a pita to have paint matched, and is not currently running.

 

[BurrowZ]

Probably the fact that is has vertical doors, and an eclipse body kit. Not even a stock eclipse swap but a body kit, on a car that looked better in the first place than an eclipse, at least to the people who are in search of a 2g turbo talon.

Yeah. Why ruin a body that came near perfect from the factory? The lambo doors were not my favorite either.

 

[Boostinsideways]

Yeah. Why ruin a body that came near perfect from the factory? The lambo doors were not my favorite either.

Exactly my point, the only body upgrades you can do to a 2gb talon involve Carbon fiber. And then only because the hatch weighs like a million lbs. Hoods are nice too. Niteshades on the tails is arguable.

 

[BoosteDsm1993]

4.3l stroker .ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX AWD 5 Speed manual

me and my buddy saw that. My bud jokingly said "4.3 vortec swap yo!".

 

[1bad95tsi]

DOH!!!
1999 mitsubishi eclipse gst awd turbo!!!!!

 

[jmye86]

1992 Turbo Eagle Talon

No wonder why everyone stares at him when he drive by that thing is fugly!

 

[ed1380]

DOH!!!
1999 mitsubishi eclipse gst awd turbo!!!!!

that's one clean engine bay. I don't see what's wrong with that car

 

[jmye86]

that's one clean engine bay. I don't see what's wrong with that car

The title..... gst awd????

 

[4Lurker4]

^^ beat me to it

that's one clean engine bay. I don't see what's wrong with that car

Nothing wrong with the car. GST is not an AWD (title)

 

[ed1380]

Gst with an awd swap?

 

[Boostinsideways]

Or the guy isn't a gearhead and doesn't know what it really is? I have seen a lot of guys that can keep a car really clean and nice but when you start talking gearhead speak they are clueless. Some of them dont even know the difference between make and model.

 

[bradselph]

not on craigslist but worthy of a post i would say

just googled eclipse gsx and seen it didnt know there was a 2001 2g WTF


Pictures of 2001 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX TURBO - New York - Cars

 

[garrettjames70]

DOH!!!
1999 mitsubishi eclipse gst awd turbo!!!!!

I was very interested until i read that it had a rip in the dribers seat.....

 

[MightyMax88]

★ Rare 1997 Eagle Talon ESI {FLUSHED} for TRADE★ eclipse

It's flushed.

 

[AQuinonez90]

That things looks nice?

 

[tenn-gsx]

$3500 for a n/t Talon that needs TONS of work? If its so easy then he should just fix it and bump the price up $500.

 

[Bishikid]

★ Rare 1997 Eagle Talon ESI {FLUSHED} for TRADE★ eclipse

It's flushed.

doesn't that belong to a member on here?
I've seen it around but I always assumed it was a turboed

 

[MightyMax88]

$3500 for a n/t Talon that needs TONS of work? If its so easy then he should just fix it and bump the price up $500.

That things looks nice?

See above.