The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[WickedBlk95GSX]

99 Eclipse RS
I actually emailed this guy about the "160 hp 4g63"... Amazing the crap that some people just pull out of the air. He never replied.

Trade For A Vehicle
What a great offer! I think I'll jump right on that.

95 Mitsubishi Eclipse turbo

Looks like dom found his ride. You're in luck Paul Walker, now Vinny won't kick your ass.

Haha wow ^^^he wants a running car for an iPhone

 

[jimbob_843]

Hahahahahahahaha that 2.2 guy is an idiot.

 

[bettfootball]

99 Eclipse RS
I actually emailed this guy about the "160 hp 4g63"... Amazing the crap that some people just pull out of the air. He never replied.

Trade For A Vehicle
What a great offer! I think I'll jump right on that.

95 Mitsubishi Eclipse turbo

Looks like dom found his ride. You're in luck Paul Walker, now Vinny won't kick your ass.

Dude.. I sell iphones a lot.. And ive gotten offers to trade cars for new iphones .
One was a running 86 toyota pickup i believe?

 

[brandonwh64]

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS7 Turbo

 

[Chaosweaver]

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS7 Turbo

Gotta love those GS7s.

 

[Boostinsideways]

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS7 Turbo

Maybe its a typo? The 7 is pretty close to the T. But w/e decent price, especially if its AWD. Just needs a throttle body rebuild / ISC Delete. And ofc brakes.

 

[H4G64T]

Maybe its a typo? The 7 is pretty close to the T. But w/e decent price, especially if its AWD. Just needs a throttle body rebuild / ISC Delete. And ofc brakes.

If the 7 is suppose to be a T, why would you think it's AWD?

 

[Chaosweaver]

Maybe its a typo? The 7 is pretty close to the T. But w/e decent price, especially if its AWD. Just needs a throttle body rebuild / ISC Delete. And ofc brakes.

If its a GST then it isn't AWD.

 

[Achelea]

Mossy Oak Camouflage Corvette

 

[Boostinsideways]

It doesnt say, and you can allways hope. Regardless. Decent paint, tires look like they have good tread. Tasteful mods. 1200 is worth it for that "GS7"

Mossy Oak Camouflage Corvette

That is the ugliest shit I have ever seen.

 

[Palmetto_TSi]

somebody been hitting the wacky tobaccy

flux capacitor for 1988 delorian

 

[TurBoneRed]

1997 EAGLE TALON FAST AND THE FURIOUS CAR!

A real Fast and Furious DSM, price was $8500 before I ed at that super deal on that non turbo sleeper xp

Not a single dime was spent on performace mods.

 

[kbiker76]

Dont forget its a standard 6 speed transmission!

 

[Boostinsideways]

/puke

That thing is truly hideous inside and out.

And I doubt its even turbo? Are those drum brakes in the pic with the wheel? I have never seen a GST/TSI with drums

And sure its a six speed standard shift tranny. 1-2-3-4-5-R = 6 speeds 5 forward 1 reverse.

Seriously why do people rice the crap out of the Eagles, they are so much harder to find.

 

[TurBoneRed]

Those fresh air vents help to keep that Juggernaught engine cooled down, I bet all the haters see "the tail lights"

Can you imagine all the dsm kill stories this guy is creating with that mess? He is giving DSMs a bad name, I bet most people who beat that cant even tell if its turbo or not, they just know its a "DSM" kill.

 

[DSM_HANZ]

i love the backwards shift knob....must make it shift super fast!

 

[jdigitty]

95 Talon TSI AWD "show car" One of a kind DSM

Wooow!

 

[Chaosweaver]

95 Talon TSI AWD "show car" One of a kind DSM

Wooow!

Thank god its one of a kind.

 

[blackcrow64]

Craigslist never fails to amuse me. ...

 

[1LLeAgLeDsM OH]

Thank god its one of a kind.

shh. hes a member . but it looks pretty bad

 

[TRSblader]

95 Talon TSI AWD "show car" One of a kind DSM

Wooow!

Thank you for making me puke my dinner back up. I feel tricked every time I open a link or thread with this car in it.

 

[SoNew]

I posted a cheap tubular manifold for a gst/4g63 on Craigslist and someone asked if it would fit his Honda civic hatch?! Hahaha

 

[Chaosweaver]

shh. hes a member . but it looks pretty bad

, he'll be able to see who shits on him then. Any DSM with Supra tail lights should be burned. The asking price is ridiculous, just because you spent X amount of money on the car doesn't mean you'll be able to make it back. I can see there is a lot of cosmetic work done to the car, but I highly doubt he'll get more than maybe 5k for it.

 

[Brian O Conner]

I saw one a while back I laughed so hard could not believe what it said. Mitsubishi Eclipse 2000 dollars comes with a blue dildo

 

[SoNew]

Mitsubishi eclipse 93