The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[I DSM KILLA I]

Custom 98 Jetta VR6

Had to post this link because of the 2g they ruined that shows up in a couple of the pictures.

Find it funny they have numbers for both Spanish and English and Spanish is listed first... Wonder why?!

1990 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo!!

I offered him $600 and he says "Are you kidding I am getting I was even going to respond but to let you know I am getting. 3 to 5 thousand dollar offers sorry" haha horrible grammer for a phone that corrects everything you type

 

[GrattinoDSM]

Find it funny they have numbers for both Spanish and English and Spanish is listed first... Wonder why?!

1990 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo!!

I offered him $600 and he says "Are you kidding I am getting I was even going to respond but to let you know I am getting. 3 to 5 thousand dollar offers sorry" haha horrible grammer for a phone that corrects everything you type

haha, "its like the Mitsubishi Talon"

 

[I DSM KILLA I]

1990 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo!!

I offered him $600 and he says "Are you kidding I am getting I was even going to respond but to let you know I am getting. 3 to 5 thousand dollar offers sorry" haha horrible grammer for a phone that corrects everything you type

haha, "its like the Mitsubishi Talon"

I know great isn't it

 

[Chaosweaver]

1990 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo!!

I offered him $600 and he says "Are you kidding I am getting I was even going to respond but to let you know I am getting. 3 to 5 thousand dollar offers sorry" haha horrible grammer for a phone that corrects everything you type



I know great isn't it

3-5k? and he hasn't jumped on them? He's lying, he'll be lucky to get 2k for it.

 

[Quicksilver1695]

97 talon with 20000 in motor upgrades

97 talon ESI. with $20,000 in motor upgrades.

 

[mattasi]

Check out this STREET LEGAL GS RACE CAR Z....
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS Coupe ~ Street Legal Racecar!

 

[mheidemanjr]

Funniest parts is that its a dealership...lamo

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Check out this STREET LEGAL GS RACE CAR Z....
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS Coupe ~ Street Legal Racecar!

The worst part about that is that it is from a dealership. I expect that stupidity from dumb noobs, but from a dealership?

 

[4Lurker4]

Check out this STREET LEGAL GS RACE CAR Z....
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS Coupe ~ Street Legal Racecar!

Non-turbo a race car? I like their cash only discount

 

[1990AWD]

Notice how the discounted price is higher than their retail price?

 

[Trav83]

Check out this STREET LEGAL GS RACE CAR Z....
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS Coupe ~ Street Legal Racecar!

Holy front mesh batman!

 

[leighvi424]

1995 Eagle Talon Tsi Custom

 

[beihl304]

sadly, I know this kid.
90 talon tsi fwd new engine and trans.

I wish i had a ported and polished transmission.

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

sadly, I know this kid.
90 talon tsi fwd new engine and trans.

I wish i had a ported and polished transmission.

Bored 20mm over? WTF. 1G pistons on 2G rods? Why?? and is only one balance shaft removed?

 

[beihl304]

Haha I know for a fact it has 1g rods with 2g pistons but he must be confused. And the hole shep thing, straight lie .

 

[I DSM KILLA I]

1995 Eagle Talon Tsi Custom

This kid doesn't no how to reduce fractions 8/32nds=4/16ths=2/8th= 1/4th!!! <--- (i knew it was 1/4th before I posted this!) haha

 

[ob1murry]

This kid doesn't no how to reduce fractions 8/32nds=4/16ths=2/8th= 1/4th!!! <--- (i knew it was 1/4th before I posted this!) haha

Tread depth is measured in 32nds of a inch. It wouldn't make sense to reduce the fraction since tires are not measured that way, even if they are technically the same thing.

 

[PieEyedPiper]

Yup. It's the most expensive paint in Need for Speed.

Need for Speed? I don't know what that's supposed to mean. No clue.

However, in real life, that type of paint is not cheap and I can't fathom how ruining a bunch of body work/paint with a rattle can will help.

 

[Beau46290]

CUSTOM '91 DODGE SPIRIT R/T

X) id get my groceries in this... why not?

 

[constant_proj21]

CUSTOM '91 DODGE SPIRIT R/T

X) id get my groceries in this... why not?

It costs $8500. Thats why....

Its an eyesore, but all in all....seems like they did some halfway decent work on it.

 

[PieEyedPiper]

It costs $8500. Thats why....

Its an eyesore, but all in all....seems like they did some halfway decent work on it.

I guess Spirits can be pretty fast cars but I can't say I've seen one dressed up quite like that. Or maybe I'm thinking of the shadow..

 

[Beau46290]

YouTube - &#x202a;4g63 Mustang&#x202c;&rlm;


not sure if theres a youtube one but idk bout this guys... i feel its a waste of a motor...

 

[ManticSHadow]

WTS/WTT 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse w/V6 engine swap and Lambo doors! OBO
v6 swap

 

[GSXSixteenG]

WTS/WTT 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse w/V6 engine swap and Lambo doors! OBO
v6 swap

I find this funny that someone would say v6 swap, but never show a picture of the engine...

 

[PieEyedPiper]

YouTube - &#x202a;4g63 Mustang&#x202c;&rlm;


not sure if theres a youtube one but idk bout this guys... i feel its a waste of a motor...

I think it's fantastic. And a repost.

I dunno guys, maybe I'm the one with a problem here. It seems like there's a shit tonne of non-funny and even non-Craigslist listings in here, contrary to the thread title.