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[1990AWD]

WOW this guy is SUPER DUMB
eclipse (turbo)

N/T form - 215whp
N/T tuned - 300whp
turbo - 350whp


According to who? WTF

 

[Chaosweaver]

N/T form - 215whp
N/T tuned - 300whp
turbo - 350whp


According to who? WTF

Lol, people will say anything to sell a car for a high price.

 

[1bad95tsi]

Yeah that last one i posted WOW - I dont understand how people come up with their numbers,- or expect that kind of money out of something like that, --Beats evo's

 

[agarc023]

What guys it seems legit....he promises it will hold 20 psi

 

[91stocker]

I liked the 350whp at 15psi, . On the turbo thats not installed rofl. He only lists the turbo as a t3/t4 which means ebay.

Asking 7k for that pos, you'd think he would have took a little more time with the add. The grammar and spelling is awful.

Im going to offer him the kbb of $1100 when i get home haha.

 

[kbiker76]

candy red eclipse gst 321.5 whp 5800obo

5,800 with no front clip and needs new tires... How is it that every car for sale has won multiple car shows?

 

[King_Milo]

I wanna know what kind of quality car shows these guys are entering where a car missing it's front clip can win anything. It's gotta be a participation trophy

 

[kbiker76]

^^^ Exactly what I was thinking!

 

[Below Ambient]

the original "DRIFT-CAR"!

1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Turbo AWD

 

[VTEC_THIS]

Mitsubishi Eclipse

"The problem with the car is that the tranny slips it might be a clogged fuel injector im not too sure what the problem is."

 

[eeeewidner]

1991 Turbo Eclipse GSX DSM

I'm gonna jump all over this super good deal..... That fmic gives this car mad power......

 

[Palmetto_TSi]

is it normal to run a side mount and a front mount?

 

[1990AWD]

1991 Turbo Eclipse GSX DSM

I'm gonna jump all over this super good deal..... That fmic gives this car mad power......

That actually looks really clean.

 

[1990AWD]

is it normal to run a side mount and a front mount?

No, the front mount replaces the side mount.

 

[Alan11]

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST Turbo 5 Speed Spyder Convertible!! DSM TSI

Just read it.

 

[agarc023]

Didn't know I had a 2.2 and a cold air intake (injen style pipe)

 

[Palmetto_TSi]

No, the front mount replaces the side mount.

I thought so, but that guy was running both... well he had both mounted and the piping ran to the side mount.

 

[slow8033]

It's also nice how the convertible has a sliding sunroof.

 

[Chaosweaver]

the original "DRIFT-CAR"!

1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Turbo AWD

After the rebuild he's selling it for $10,000... , I'd like to see that.

1991 Turbo Eclipse GSX DSM

I'm gonna jump all over this super good deal..... That fmic gives this car mad power......

That's actually not so bad, if you can talk him down from the price it would be a pretty good find, unless something is wrong with the car.

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST Turbo 5 Speed Spyder Convertible!! DSM TSI

Just read it.

Oh god...

 

[91stocker]

WOW this guy is SUPER DUMB
eclipse (turbo)

bwahahaha...I just offered this guy 1k for his car. Which is the kbb actually.

His response "trading it for a 95 toyota supra so you tell me if i will take 1k for it"

Who offered him the supra

 

[H4G64T]

No one offered him a Supra.

 

[91stocker]

the original "DRIFT-CAR"!

1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Turbo AWD

Man these people are delusional. I offered this guy 1k. His response "R U serious? I could sell the BARE ENGINE BLOCK for twice that! NO!"

Wtf is wrong with these people. 2k for a bare block rofl, wow. 2k can get you a super clean 1g awd

No one offered him a Supra.

It had to be someone on here messing with him .

 

[brandonwh64]

You should point him to this thread to show everybody making fun of him. It also might show him to keep the DSM and fix it himself!

 

[97ebaygst]

1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse *Head Turner* not like any other eclipse

 

[rbrown86]

99 Eclipse RS
I actually emailed this guy about the "160 hp 4g63"... Amazing the crap that some people just pull out of the air. He never replied.

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What a great offer! I think I'll jump right on that.

95 Mitsubishi Eclipse turbo

Looks like dom found his ride. You're in luck Paul Walker, now Vinny won't kick your ass.