The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Ghost_92TSi]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/4109387045.html

Read the bio . Sweet car none the less

already says flagged for removal.

I'll post this here in case people haven't seen the thread about it:
http://reading.craigslist.org/cto/4098238518.html

 

[DSM_love_GST]

already says flagged for removal.

I'll post this here in case people haven't seen the thread about it:
sweet 91 talon.

The kid who posted this http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/470113-comments-my-new-talon.html owns that.

 

[Charlieee]

The kid who posted this http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/470113-comments-my-new-talon.html owns that.

Haha in that thread he mentions how the clutch is really good, and now hes selling it because its in need of a clutch

 

[MEz]

Found this little gem while looking for my next car haha. You must be insane to buy a FWD DSM with no internal upgrades, and only minute bolt-ons for $10,000!

***1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T For Sale***

 

[koponb]

Anyone 1G guys have some cash laying around? FS/FT 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

I know this isn't car related, but damn... I've never seen anything like this one. Only in Akron could this be possible. The title should have read "Stop by and get jacked sucka!" Unbelievable! WTF

As seen here free fire wood, but I also copied and pasted it for easy viewing once it gets removed from CL.


free fire wood (akron )

free - 2 long logs sitting in front yard. near Grant and south st. If you are ready to pick them up and have a truck or something call me 330 958-4900

 

[Bud92gsx]

Not on CL but I laughed pretty flipping hard when i looked outside.

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This guy stalks me btw

 

[boarderlib]

I know this isn't car related, but damn... I've never seen anything like this one. Only in Akron could this be possible. The title should have read "Stop by and get jacked sucka!" Unbelievable! WTF

Oh come on that's a good neighborhood. Nobody over there would do anything like that. NOT! People are ridiculous.

 

[WES_393]

I get that it's somewhat rare and in really nice shape. But $16,000 for an SL(OW)? I've seen VR4 Spyder's sell for less!

1999 MITSUBISHI 3000GT SL

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

I get that it's somewhat rare and in really nice shape. But $16,000 for an SL(OW)? I've seen VR4 Spyder's sell for less!

1999 MITSUBISHI 3000GT SL

Omg. SUPER RARE, it's got cup holders, a center console, and it even comes with a shift Knob that's got the ultra rare numbers 1-5 and even REVERSE ! A must buy! Rare super ultra bug headlights (only 75 1/2 of them where made ) and it even comes with a factory brake pedal !!

 

[Archer Fabrications]

Ehn its got super low miles.... I wouldnt buy it

 

[WES_393]

Omg. SUPER RARE, it's got cup holders, a center console, and it even comes with a shift Knob that's got the ultra rare numbers 1-5 and even REVERSE ! A must buy! Rare super ultra bug headlights (only 75 1/2 of them where made ) and it even comes with a factory brake pedal !!

You forgot the premium floor mats. You know your getting a quality car when it comes with patches of carpet for your patches of carpet.

 

[LandSpeed-DSM]

You forgot the premium floor mats. You know your getting a quality car when it comes with patches of carpet for your patches of carpet.

Agrees:

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[DSMBanditFZ6]

Super rare mileage!

 

[apckofllamas]

not a DSM but its still funny
01 acura integra blueee turbo modded

 

[WES_393]

T3 turbo, HKS BOV, and pro tuned Hondata s300... Not a bad way to spend $10,000

 

[NHerron]

Bored kid in picture must have been grounded from driving dads speed machine...so he throws it up for sale on craigslist...

 

[99ECLIPSEGSXDSM]

"This car will smoke a lambo/ferarri"

Lol stupid Honda kids

"Its in the 12 second range and not even at 300hp yet so tons of potential to be faster."

Not even 300hp, you do a 12 second 1/4 and you smoke supercars? if people believe this guy the deserve to get screwed over buy this guy. This is why I don't hang out with many car people from my area. THEY ARE ALL LIKE THIS

 

[Breezio69]

I like how all the main components of his turbo kit are from ebay, yet it drives the price about 5-6 grand higher than it should be.

I guess that's simple economics, spend $150 on turbo, sell turbo on car @ $8500

 

[Bud92gsx]

I need to start flipping hondas..Stick a 14b on that bi*** and make some kid cream his pants when it hits 7 psi.

 

[91-GS]

Do find it funny how all of them say something along the lines of "Don't lowball me" or "don't waste my time" or something like that. Those phrases themselves are a turnoff for a potential buyer.

 

[AWDPetmitsu]

This car takes the Spyder thing way too far...

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder convertable

WTF... poor car...


96 eclipse gst spyder CUSTOM lots of mods

What is wrong with people??

1997 eagle talon ((((must see))))

 

[91-GS]

This car takes the Spyder thing way too far...

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder convertable

2G Spyder got a timing chain?

 

[NHerron]

I don't get it. Why must some people buckle the seat belts with no person occupying said belt. Must be for Casper and his imaginary friend..

 

[2slow4now]

That talon makes me want to puke. What dumb azz sits there thinking hhmmm how can I make this interior look better? I know I'll paint the big ugly family car looking airbag on the steering wheel bright yellow that way it sticks out like a good sporty steering wheel should.

Here's my addition. Not a DSM but worth checking out. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html</div>