The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Breezio69]

I heard that fixing up a fire damaged car qualifies it to run 10's. Someone might want to snag that before anybody else figures it out.

 

[idoceclipse]

Found a few good ones in my area...
1998 Turbo Charged Eclipse Gst

1997 Turbo-Charged Mitsubisi Eclipse ' Fast-n-Furious'

 

[fierosail]

epic subs
96 Mitsubishi Eclipse

 

[CanadianTalonTC]

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1997 Eagle Talon TSI AWD 30PSI - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

Alberta comes through again for more comedy.

I thought the 20K talon in my previous link was bad.

I give you, the $30,000 talon.

1997 Red Eagle Talon Coupe 650HP Brand New Engine - Alberta Cars For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

 

[gsexxx]

Wing award of the year goes to... 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX AWD Drive Turbo Custom 5SPD

 

[n0de]

I never understood why people say "Custom X", because to me it means that someone made it look or function to their specific liking, which most of the time the person ends up having horrendous taste that greatly differs from what I like. I don't know how some people wave "Custom" around as if its some glorious thing, the only time custom is a good thing 100% of the time is if someone is making something custom to what YOU like.

 

[BurrowZ]

Wing award of the year goes to... 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX AWD Drive Turbo Custom 5SPD

This thing is still for sale? I'm not surprised nobody's bought it, I'm surprised he hasn't given up yet.

 

[Cdc1221]

Haha ZRV Zombie Response Vehicle 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse

 

[horizontalkev]

Haha ZRV Zombie Response Vehicle 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse

Holy crap I want that

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

Holy crap I want that

that is like a get eaten by zombie vehicle. There is a black FJ in my city that has that all over his car, more believeable since its an SUV. No "camo" either, Idk how a red car is camo anyways Lives at some apartments nearby ill snap a pic. We also a ghostbuster xb.

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[ICM_MikeLago]

2G EGR valve

95 96 97 98 99 Eclipse Talon 2G 4g63 EGR Valve and Steel Line | eBay

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

^ outbid that! I would go up to atleast 40$ for said "EGR"

People are retarded....

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

It is not even a 2g one!

 

[koponb]

1999 eclipse gsx awd


In 99 they didn't crankwalk?

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

1999 eclipse gsx awd


In 99 they didn't crankwalk?

99 they had a revised split thrust bearing. I wouldn't say 0 crank walk, but way way less.

 

[Bud92gsx]

1999 eclipse gsx awd

I have a 16g removed from an evo 8 with 62k. Made my day right there.

 

[Breezio69]

1999 eclipse gsx awd


In 99 they didn't crankwalk?

I passed out from lack of breath on this one. Full paragraph with zero periods, smrt.

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

[email protected]
No hope for the human race!
looks like duct tape for icp couplings

You posted the email to respond to and not the link.

 

[210 dsm]

Not any perticular post ,but in genral when someone uses the excuse of having a baby on the way for wanting to sell their car(usually a sport car) and in the list of possible trades: "supra, wrx, evo, 300zx, 350z...ect."
I see this ALL the time and I'm like "wtf? A mr2 is not a family car!"

 

[Cdc1221]

Haha or they're selling their shivic for $1000 obo or would really like to trade for a supra or 240. I won't even respond to these ads

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Or "no low ballers, I know what I've spent on my ride" PPFFT. Way to much

 

[Cdc1221]

Right?!? Like I care that you spent $3k on a body kit. That means I've gotta spend a weekend ripping that sh*t off and putting stock stuff on.

 

[greydelta38]

/-*-\ 1995 Mitsubishi 3000GT - Are you man enough?

.....

Now THAT'S how you sell a car.

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Honduh kids have their panties in a bunch...
Mitsubishi Eclipse

 

[Charlieee]

Honduh kids have their panties in a bunch...
Mitsubishi Eclipse

facking funny as shiet right there.!!!!