Rules of Sex

[link16]

Funny...

 

[yepes281]

Agree 90% haha

 

[90tsiawdturbo]

This thread helped me finish my car!!!

 

[darthvadar tsi]

Speaks the truth

My old lady wants me to go down on her...ok w/e fine....but god forbid she returns the favor.... So she gets pissed now when she wants me to go down, I don't think so...

Can you say, Karma?

its cause you drive a jeep liberty sorry bro haha

 

[ktgurl87]

You read this to your mom? That's kinda freaky

yes... yes i did. she's actually pretty cool. retired navy chief she just doesn't care anymore

 

[habitatguy187]

We could all probably substitute the word "shower" for "garage" .

 

[brownfinger]

So, you jack it to your car? I know you're excited about the AWD, but, really?

 

[habitatguy187]

So, you jack it to your car? I know you're excited about the AWD, but, really?

Well.......

 

[97gstjosh]

Y-E-S YES that was hilarious

 

[DxmaSonxM]

Haha

 

[JFZERO ECLIPSE]

its cause you drive a jeep liberty sorry bro haha

Haha, thats harsh but it's cool...I'm lookin for another Talon to get....after-all we all need to have a reliable car as a backup right? I sold my GSX to help get myself out of debt....Now with buying a house I'm further in that what I ever wanted to be at this point....

Sorry to get off topic...

 

[overboosted1g]

"You wanna tie me up? Okay, Im leavin one hand free and my best friend gets to wait in the closet with a bat. When you hear the word "popcorn", start ####in running. I saw Basic Instinct, I know what the #### is up. You want me to tie you up? Kickass! Just keep in mind that this may be my one chance to cum all over your face. And Im damn well not going to pass that up."

 

[brownfinger]

Well.......

at least your honest... My '94 is currently surrounded by live flowers

 

[piku]

WIN. that was ####ing hilarious.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

If you know how to put a condom on with your teeth, and youre our girlfriend and not casual sex or a fling, dont ####ing show us. It looks like it takes alot of practice and I dont find it appealing to know my tongue has been where 37 other guys cocks have been before me.

xD ####ing Classic.

 

[dsmrollerz90]

This thread is still open!? WTF

 

[Bud92gsx]

That is some funny funny shit...And I would have to say I fully agree..But one thing i'd like to ask, your girl is the one that wants the 3 some..I've been trying to talk my girl into that for over a year now..And I still havn't got an answer back yet..

 

[Dhan]

This thread is still open!? WTF

I don't think it's against any rules here. A couple of the girls have read it and don't seem to care.

It's frickin' hilarious. I use the "some lame Oprah excuse" line on girls sometimes.

 

[Spoolin18]

That is some funny funny shit...And I would have to say I fully agree..But one thing i'd like to ask, your girl is the one that wants the 3 some..I've been trying to talk my girl into that for over a year now..And I still havn't got an answer back yet..

With another guy? ewwwwwwwwwwww. JK>

 

[hurricanecris24]

That is some funny funny shit...And I would have to say I fully agree..But one thing i'd like to ask, your girl is the one that wants the 3 some..I've been trying to talk my girl into that for over a year now..And I still havn't got an answer back yet..

3 some with gf and ex's are fun but after that she wanted too with another guy hell naw

 

[lex]

totally hilarious!

 

[Cspaintballer]

love it, ill be thinking about this when my girlfriend is over later

 

[xxxspeedxxx]

during "sexy time" i am the boss... we do it my way. if not......... al pay $20 for a hooker down the street.

 

[smorton]

3 some with gf and ex's are fun but after that she wanted too with another guy hell naw

Then you could use the rubber fist though!

 

[DSM_munky_man]

that is pretty good. Well worht the read!!