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look what some crazy bi*** did to my car

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Why did she draw a clover on your hood? Maybe she is into witchcraft! I would stay away from her. That looks like glass chalk though, so it should wipe right off.
 
BISHILVR said:
Why did she draw a clover on your hood?
Are you serious? ROFL Its about time you learn about the birds and the bees....
 
At first I started laughing when I saw the pic. (Sorry). The tags were just hilarious esp. the "clover" and the Mazda slogan.

But after that I thought what the heck did you do to a woman to warrant such a thing.

Take a deep breath and handle it with civility. Have insurance take care of it and move on.
 
hahahah leet haha i seen some of the funniest shit ever in this thread tonight, yea most of it came off, but on my passenger side door the clean coat is kind of faded off and the chalk kinda bonded to the paint , i cant get that off it says <B>#### YOU </b> LOL how amazing, i called the cops , since its not permenant they cant do anything blah blah blah.. immaturity i tell ya.
 
WMD said:
Funny, reminds me of an ancient Chinese proverb my father told me, "If one seeks revenge, he must dig two graves, One for the enemy and one for himself." ;)

Anyways, your not a cheap ass, you've got some good hardware in that thing. ROFL
Good luck with the repairs.

The proverb only applies if your planning is poor, or you are simply an idiot. :thumb:

Don't let the bi*** get you down, plenty of them in the world. Most of their fathers should have knuckled it out the night they were conceived, so pick intelligently.

John, you're so docile now. What happened to the long haired guy who wasn't afraid to kick some teeth in? :confused: :tease:
 
i have something for this whore brian. o yea. i found out your brother was in on the whole thing too. i say you drop a television on his face while he is sleeping.
 
BISHILVR said:
Looks like a clover with spores coming from it to me.

i think it looks more like an airplane shooting its machine gun
 
Is that a 3 leaf clover? Hey brian i want a dsmtuners polo shirt, do you have any that will fit me? Hang in there buddy.
 
Man, I hate to see shit like that.
She wrote d!ck sucker.... that's some funny shit.
Oh, but she's mad at you because she's the corksoaker...

I can't believe your own brother did that to you.

What goes around comes around, and the best part is when you get to witness it...

I'd say let your friends take care of her.
I bet a couple of them could probably run a train on her with a baseball bat and leave her stanky ass bleeding on the beach....

Damn, did I just type ^^^?
 
If i gave a girl a ring and a dress and my brother got his dicked sucked by her, there would be some serious hell to pay. What a ####in slut. And, kick your brother as hard as you can in his nuts and then ask him to have her give him a blowjob.
 
1993eclipseGS said:
It's your brother, Not your friend. You can't stay mad at him forever. If she's a stupid bi***, You two should have tagged her. Damn kids.

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You two should've filled her out like an application....

Let this be a lesson.

Don't evar put a ring on a bitches finger...
 
Thats pretty ####ing funny, atleast she didnt keyed it like mine did to my dsm.
 
aids = problem solved, damn why did i think of that. Then you can watch them both die slowly....

I wouldn't have a brother after that, family is family its suppose to be tight.

Your brother needs a beating with the cat of nine tails. That's the kind of sh@t I am talking about. That's the kind of sh@t they beat Jesus Christ with, that's what he needs. In this country that kind of stuff should be legal between family members that don't know blood is thicker then water.

Thinking about what happened to you is starting to make me steam, ill slap my own ho for you.

i do like that polo too
 
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go take a shit on her mazda, and smear it on the door handles, so when she opens the door she gets poo everywhere.
 
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