97ClipseDSM
15+ Year Contributor
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- Feb 24, 2004
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Stafford,
Virginia
Ok this is a very complicated story. Back when i had my RS, i was picking up my friend from his g/f's house when all of a sudden this male in his 30's pulled up with his 5.0 and started talking shit. I told him i want no trouble and itll be better if he leaves. Then he started calling turbo eclipses and eclipses in general slow POS. I was like whatever. It was actually the 30 year olds friend who's been talking shit about my RS and eclipses in general for months now. So he was standing up for his friend when all i was doing was just trying to get home because i had a long hard day from work. I mean i knew i couldnt beat that 5.0 with my RS that only had intake, headers, and exhaust, and besides, my RS was automatic. So the 30 year old male tells me to put down $500 so he can spank me in a race. I tell him no and i try to leave and he drives off with this 5.0 calling my RS a slow POS and DSM's Slow in general. But then a few secs later (reminds me of the fast and the furious scene where johnny tran rides off with his bike and then comes back to shoot the hell out of the eclipse...this was really ### wut this 30 year old male did trying to act like a character from that played out movie), so he drives back and comes out of his car and pushes me hard to the ground and drives off. I do nothing, and im not hurt one bit, and my best friend watched all this and he went home to get a gun but i told him to stop, i just let this shit go. I knew somewhere in the future i would race this bastard and shut him up for good. I took it like a man and i didnt feel like getting in any trouble because the guy just served 5-10 years in prison and got out that day. All this happened about more than a month ago. Well, today it had been bugging me all day to this i was humiliated in front of my friends, and my g/f, so I drove up to his house with my GST. I asked him if he had deep pockets because i wanted his ass to put down $500 right now and go race. He looked a little scared when he saw my GS-T and heard my turbo spool (he was working out in the lawn and he heard it spool before i got out of my car). i told him "what you did a few months ago..im over it..but ill tell you what..when im about 6 cars ahead of you, i wont turn on my flashers and act like an idiot, ill stop after 6 cars and youll know i just whooped your domestic POS sorry ass. he looks very nervous and asked if i had done anything to my eclipse, i opened my hood, and it was all stock. He was still nervous i could see it in his eye, we line up and take it to this one street (a new town being built), it was about 5 miles of straight road and speed limit was 60 MPH. Another guy held the cash, the guy didnt have $500, so we raced for $200, he signalled go,and the 5.0 gets absolutely owned to begin with. Every gear i shifted i saw him further and further back in my rearview mirror. At the end, i beat him by 6 cars, and he tried to run away because he didnt want to suffer the humiliation with all the shit he had been talking about DSM's. I followed him and at a traffic light, i got out of my car in front of everybody, opened his door and told him "NOW WE KNOW WHAT A DSM IS ALL ABOUT BABY..YOU ARE LUCKY I DIDNT KICK YOUR ASS AFTER I BEAT YOU IN A RACE FOR WHAT YOU DID PUNK". he looked really confused because everyone was gonna know how he got owned by a stock GST. Well thats the story, feels so good to beat his ass, itll shut him up for good, now im happy i got my revenge and my DSM didnt let me down. Sorry if i made some spelling errors, its just too long for me to proofread. 
Winner: 98 GST
Loser: Lx Mustang 5.0 (89 i think)
Winner: 98 GST
Loser: Lx Mustang 5.0 (89 i think)
