You're not a true DSMer unless.......????

[JeffGS-T97]

You're not a true DSMer unless if your dsm has been on jack stands for 4 weeks.....

I second, third, and fourth this

Unless you've gone for a shake down test drive and got stranded and fixed the car on the side of the road.

 

[2Gjunkie]

Unless... your garage is full of old DSM parts that you kept around “just in case”.

 

[GST with PSI]

You're not a true DSMer unless your asshole puckered as you hit the key the first time after a new timing belt install.

 

[JeffGS-T97]

You're not a true DSMer unless your asshole puckered as you hit the key the first time after a new timing belt install.

Yeah that just made me remember mine vividly !

 

[pauleyman]

You're not a true DSMer unless your asshole puckered as you hit the key the first time after a new timing belt install.

I want to see this go away. My first DSM job was not my first tbelt job but it was much more involved. I was not nervous at all. The directions in the factory manual were clear and I followed them. Todays info is even better. This and clutches and their misunderstandings are my two biggest pet peeves on DSM especially with new owners.

 

[luv2rallye]

Unless you REALLY KNOW the difference between Tuners, mechanics, and every manual out there refering to the Cam Angle Sensor, Crank Angle Sensor, Cam Position Sensor, or Crank Position Sensor (https://www.dsmtuners.com/threads/oh-god-code-0340.272874/#post-151302110).

 

[dustyboner]

You're not a true DSMer unless chicks like to ride in your car because the exhaust make the seat vibrate but they always complain that your exhaust is too loud.