The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[2GbTalonGuy]

97 eclipse gst trade

Bud might like this one.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Bud might like this one.

I really think that guy must work at Mcdonalds, I mean COME ON! look at the paint scheme. It matches perfect.

 

[1bad95tsi]

98 eclipse spyder roadster GST

 

[dropped99gs]

98 eclipse spyder roadster GST

Not a bad car, just go back to stock bumper. SHOW ME THE CARFAX!

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Not a bad car, just go back to stock bumper. SHOW ME THE CARFAX!

I agree.

 

[Black420RS]

Not a bad car, just go back to stock bumper. SHOW ME THE CARFAX!

And PLEASE!!! PLEASEEEE!!!! someone remove that wing...

 

[slo-rst-laser]

cheep car good valew

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

cheep car good valew

That guy can't be serious.

 

[slo-rst-laser]

That's what I'm thinking, at least I hope not.

 

[dropped99gs]

That's what I'm thinking, at least I hope not.

I had the same wing come with my car. Reloved it a few weeks ago.. now my hatch opens all by itself when I pop it. Pretty clean.

 

[audiomaster1990]

working at a mitsu/nissan dealership as a tech, i dont know how many 420a eclipses i have seen that run perfect, and leak oil from the drivers side on the back of the motor out of the head gasket. seems like a factory defect. only way to fix it is to replace the hg... or set the car on fire. but seriously, they are decent motors.

 

[StarFawkes]

ok... $800... for my HONDA ACCORD '92 WAGON child

This is hands down the best ad I've ever come across on my own.

 

[EclipsedFLA]

Haha that is a good one^^

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

decked out 2001 eclipse gt v6

 

[Blue Talon Boy]

decked out 2001 eclipse gt v6

Best pics he had were cell phone pics? The 3g eclipse was the worst idea Mitsubishi had, topped only by the 4G. This one doesn't help the cause at all.

 

[havlc2u]

this thing is ugly.

Mitsubishi Eclipse *TUNER*

 

[4g63t]

this thing is ugly.

Mitsubishi Eclipse *TUNER*

only thing worth money is the "Apine Touch Screen Deck with Navi
“if it is a Alpine.

 

[tkrPerformance]

Tuner same car 2posts
Mitsubishi Eclipse *TUNER*
Price drop!!! Custom Eclipse show car
Over priced
EXTRA CLEAN!1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T
Carbon wraped
BRUSHED STEEL CARBON WRAPPED 97 MITSU ECLIPSE GST SPYDER 92K MUST SEE

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Tuner same car 2posts
Mitsubishi Eclipse *TUNER*
Price drop!!! Custom Eclipse show car
Over priced
EXTRA CLEAN!1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T
Carbon wraped
BRUSHED STEEL CARBON WRAPPED 97 MITSU ECLIPSE GST SPYDER 92K MUST SEE

All of those are over priced.

 

[chaclark83]

this thing is ugly.

Mitsubishi Eclipse *TUNER*

somebody call walmart and tell them this guy has one of their shopping carts on his trunk

 

[RocCitySlayer]

1999 mitsubishi eclipse

 

[eclipsemf]

1999 Yamaha Zuma 50cc Moped Bored To 70cc And Clutched!!!

"BRAP THAT TROTTLE AND HOLD ON THAT FRONT WHEELS COMING UP!"

 

[DhampirZero]

best of craigslist: 1995 Pontiac Grand AM

 

[slayer450]

best of craigslist: 1995 Pontiac Grand AM

That is f'ing brilliant!!!

 

[Blue Talon Boy]

^ totally agree!