The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Dhan]

Street racers should be drooling over this one, as it comes with a stage 3 head gasket AND stage 3 lifters.

1990 Eagle Talon TSI AWD

This Talon's little scoop cracks me up too.

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2341517940.html

 

[dsmgreddy]

Lol, he needs something to get back and forth that "doesn't make a scene," guess those Stage 3 lifters tick too loud.

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[kbiker76]

One of a kind esi...

One of a Kind '95 Talon/Eclipse

 

[yamaripper415]

One of a kind alright rofl, I'm surprised he only wants 7k!! What a steal!

 

[kbiker76]

Ohh yeah such a steal!! I somewhat want to go see this gem in person

 

[yamaripper415]

modded 01 mustang gt

 

[Gs Dewd]

Here you go

 

[1bad95tsi]

Yea this one is great - cause someone is really going to trade you an evo for your 95 eclipse
eclipse gsx(for trade only, evo)

 

[Chaosweaver]

Yea this one is great - cause someone is really going to trade you an evo for your 95 eclipse
eclipse gsx(for trade only, evo)

People love to dream .

 

[Denji]

Very Desirable 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse

"Very easy to swap a 4g64 turbo engine into it to make it hella fast."

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Honda Civic EF You know you want this! XD

 

[1LLeAgLeDsM OH]

95 Eagle Talon show car

woah there paul walker, it will go faster if you get NOS!

 

[JDT]

Somebody please save this car! GST

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Somebody please save this car! GST

That poor car

 

[91gsdohc]

Somebody please save this car! GST

wow wtf?

94 red honda civic hatchback with white SI rims title
thought this was funny when i read it

1990 honda crx si built 200 whp dohc vtec or 4/t 4 nice pickup only!!!

built motor turbo 40-50 psi and only 200whp?? WHATT?

1990 honda crx si built 200 whp dohc vtec or 4/t 4 nice pickup only!!!

built motor turbo 40-50 psi and only 200whp?? WHATT?

 

[Chaosweaver]

1991 Mazda RX-7 5-speed

That is probably the funniest ad I have ever seen, I really hope that he's just a troll.

 

[Ghost_GSX]

not craigslist ad but similar site for local 1999 mitsubishi eclipse | Cars for sale on Lejeune bookoo!

Thinkin about calling to mess with the guy.

 

[tkelly27]

wow wtf?

94 red honda civic hatchback with white SI rims title
thought this was funny when i read it

1990 honda crx si built 200 whp dohc vtec or 4/t 4 nice pickup only!!!

built motor turbo 40-50 psi and only 200whp?? WHATT?

1990 honda crx si built 200 whp dohc vtec or 4/t 4 nice pickup only!!!

built motor turbo 40-50 psi and only 200whp?? WHATT?

"there some type of fuel issue its running like 70 or 80 psi when it should be around 40 or 50 psi"

Never says turbo anywhere in the ad. 200hp from a NA 1.6l is pretty built if you ask me. Of course you can make more with boost, but it looks like a fun little NA car.

"Thinkin about calling to mess with the guy. "

call, ask some questions about the car, and then ask him how Erik is doing.

 

[AK Maniak]

Honda Civic EF You know you want this! XD

Is it me or is that a 2gb eclipse bumper

 

[hypergenesis]

Is it me or is that a 2gb eclipse bumper

Lol looks just like it

 

[91gsdohc]

Is it me or is that a 2gb eclipse bumper

the ad does say it has an eclipse front end

 

[Slow91Laser]

This guy has been trying to sell this junk for a while now, notice the fake FMIC.....


Talon

 

[Ghost_GSX]

This guy has been trying to sell this junk for a while now, notice the fake FMIC.....


Talon

Looks like he stole someone else's pics and posted them as his own.

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

Wow.

eclipse (turbo)

 

[Maverick4g63]

Wow.

eclipse (turbo)

215whp n/t that will make 300whp tuned! We all need to call his shop/tuner pronto!

I hate when these retards refer to every nitrous oxide system as NOS. If anyone uses the acronym NOS (which is a manufacturer of nitrous oxide systems) I generally completely discredit their knowledge of the subject and move on.