The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[1990AWD]

Notice how it said 300hp WITHOUT the turbo!

 

[Maverick4g63]

Yea thats why it was funny.

 

[97_JDM_GSX]

1994 Plymouth Laser

 

[Alan11]

Wow.

eclipse (turbo)

this is the worst add ever...
not even i can beat my friend's s2000 (we are tied)

LMFAO at this....

 

[Trav83]

1994 Plymouth Laser

I posted that one already

Can't believe he wants that much for a 1.8

 

[GSX Eclipse]

Yea this one is great - cause someone is really going to trade you an evo for your 95 eclipse
eclipse gsx(for trade only, evo)

I know this dude, last time I saw his car it was black with horrible paint fade, give the outside of the car a 5 outta 10 and the inside the same......

 

[rbrown86]

Gotta love the huge wing. 95 eclipse rs

 

[D3monX]

98 ECLIPSE GSX AWD SHOW/GO OVER $40,000 INVESTED

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/2349727424.html <----what did he say?

 

[91gsdohc]

"there some type of fuel issue its running like 70 or 80 psi when it should be around 40 or 50 psi"

Never says turbo anywhere in the ad. 200hp from a NA 1.6l is pretty built if you ask me. Of course you can make more with boost, but it looks like a fun little NA car.

"Thinkin about calling to mess with the guy. "

call, ask some questions about the car, and then ask him how Erik is doing.

i guess i read it wrong i read psi and thought turbo

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

mitsubishi eclipse 1995 gst race car <----what did he say?

That is the most sloppy, idiotic, mush mouth, half-ass English I have ever attempted to read.

 

[Maverick4g63]

This sort of linguistic heresy seems to be a growing trend. (and its not limited to craigslist.com.)

 

[91gsdohc]

1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse--4cyl--5speed--140k--Must See!!!

That is the most sloppy, idiotic, mush mouth, half-ass English I have ever attempted to read.

the dudes spanish its not his fault he didnt learn the American language correctly

 

[dsmrollerz90]

1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse--4cyl--5speed--140k--Must See!!!



the dudes spanish its not his fault he didnt learn the American language correctly

What What What??? WTF

 

[91gsdohc]

What What What??? WTF

idk what what your saying what to but is its about the spanish thing that was about this post originally Posted by D3monX View Post
mitsubishi eclipse 1995 gst race car <----what did he say?

 

[importracr317]

mitsubishi eclipse 1995 gst race car <----what did he say?

Is that a plastic bag on the turbo mani?

 

[dsmrollerz90]

idk what what your saying what to but is its about the spanish thing that was about this post originally Posted by D3monX View Post
mitsubishi eclipse 1995 gst race car <----what did he say?

About the 1990 eclipse. When I was reading it I was like, "what the world?"

 

[91gsdohc]

About the 1990 eclipse. When I was reading it I was like, "what the world?"

theres another one same car but different post with another "caption"

 

[Gs Dewd]

98 ECLIPSE GSX AWD SHOW/GO OVER $40,000 INVESTED

Actually I know that car. The pictures do not do the car justice. That paint job alone with the custom air brushed graphics was over 15k. the air brushing alone was 5k. So the 10k price tag is very reasonable.

 

[highlandgst]

Is that a plastic bag on the turbo mani?

looks like a heat wraped tubular manifold thats kinda old

 

[Ravewolf]

95 Eagle Talon show car

woah there paul walker, it will go faster if you get NOS!

that interior looks like it was color coordinated by a kindergartener.

 

[Fejery4491]

1990 Eclipse GS LOOK! Dsm

 

[ChillinGST]

1990 Eclipse GS LOOK! Dsm

"there isnt any A/C but who cares thats why there is a ROOF SCOOP!"

F'ing Halarious!!!

 

[Maverick4g63]

1990 Eclipse GS LOOK! Dsm

I like how the faulty speedo and oil pressure gauge doesnt effect driving.

 

[91gsdohc]

98 dodge neon built with nitrous trades

 

[ESleazy]

I will never use Craigslist again.
I just put my car up and received so many odd e-mails. The best was
Dude " I love this car. I have cash. Please don't sell, I want to buy"
Me "Ok I will hold the car with proof of funds"
Dude "How am I going to show you funds when I am over here and you are over there? Let me know I really want this car"
Me "Come to my house, leave a check or cash"
Dude "Well I just left for Afghanistan I don't see how I could do that. I really want this car can you hold on to it for me until I get back "

Yea sure... Really dude, give me a break.