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[lastshark08]

I want a eclipse

Wow are people really that out of touch? All of that stuff doesnt even come close to a decent dsm.

 

[4Lurker4]

I want a eclipse

Wow...just wow

 

[1990AWD]

I was once offered a PS3 for my Talon...:rollseyes:

 

[Silver99OZ]

This one has been popping up every few months for the last year.

1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse Fully Custom

 

[Dhan]

Talon/ Eclipse SUPER SALE! 3 cars, 1 price

If I had the money.......

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

I want a eclipse

I am considering in trading my Gsx for all those awesome electronics.












Not.

Maybe he will get an N/T with a blown engine for all of that.

 

[98GSXin]

I want a eclipse

I am considering in trading my Gsx for all those awesome electronics.

Ipad 2 32gb $600
Surround System $100
HP Windows 7 $300-1000
Nintendo Wii $200
Other Misc $100
Laughing at another craigslist dumb@ss: Priceless

 

[Bud92gsx]

Wow are people really that out of touch? All of that stuff doesnt even come close to a decent dsm.

Dammit Alan I was just gonna post that..

 

[Chaosweaver]

Talon/ Eclipse SUPER SALE! 3 cars, 1 price

If I had the money.......

Wow, that's actually pretty good. I would jump all over that if I was a local.

 

[Trav83]

This one has been popping up every few months for the last year.

1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse Fully Custom

Above the glove box? what a stupid place to put gauges

 

[SubversionX]

Very Desirable 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse

To which I wrote...

Hi, my name is Alex and I'm really interested in your ad for your 99 eclipse. I had a few questions for you if you could please take the time to answer. I was wondering exactly how easy it is to mod and customize these cars? Is this the twin turbo version? You said in your ad that it's easy to swap a 6g64 turbo engine into these cars; do you know how much it costs on average to do this? What other cars have the 6g64 engine in it? I want to use this car for a normal daily driver, but I'd also like to use it for drifting. Do you know if these cars common for drifting. I was looking to spend more around $1000 than $4500, but maybe we can negotiate? Thanks!
Alex

 

[91stocker]

Very Desirable 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse

To which I wrote...

Hi, my name is Alex and I'm really interested in your ad for your 99 eclipse. I had a few questions for you if you could please take the time to answer. I was wondering exactly how easy it is to mod and customize these cars? Is this the twin turbo version? You said in your ad that it's easy to swap a 6g64 turbo engine into these cars; do you know how much it costs on average to do this? What other cars have the 6g64 engine in it? I want to use this car for a normal daily driver, but I'd also like to use it for drifting. Do you know if these cars common for drifting. I was looking to spend more around $1000 than $4500, but maybe we can negotiate? Thanks!
Alex

Hella fast yo!

 

[Trav83]

Very Desirable 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse

To which I wrote...

Hi, my name is Alex and I'm really interested in your ad for your 99 eclipse. I had a few questions for you if you could please take the time to answer. I was wondering exactly how easy it is to mod and customize these cars? Is this the twin turbo version? You said in your ad that it's easy to swap a 6g64 turbo engine into these cars; do you know how much it costs on average to do this? What other cars have the 6g64 engine in it? I want to use this car for a normal daily driver, but I'd also like to use it for drifting. Do you know if these cars common for drifting. I was looking to spend more around $1000 than $4500, but maybe we can negotiate? Thanks!
Alex

Yeah it's very easy to put a "4G64" in it. Just drop the engine in and you're ready to go, it's not like you have to install another transmission, wire harness, gauge cluster, ecu, fuel pump, etc.

 

[91gsdohc]

1997 Eclipse for sale!!

 

[crash89]

Greddy type s bov

 

[newTSIguy]

1997 Eclipse for sale!!

Id buy that eclipse just for the 6 speed transmission,

 

[91gsdohc]

Id buy that eclipse just for the 6 speed transmission,

i dont even think it is 6 speed i ask what transmission he sadi he dont know

i asked him if was stoc he said idk

asked him what kind it was he said i do i find out

 

[red92tsi]

i dont even think it is 6 speed i ask what transmission he sadi he dont know

i asked him if was stoc he said idk

asked him what kind it was he said i do i find out

I think he was being sarcastic.

 

[91gsdohc]

maybe

 

[newTSIguy]

i dont even think it is 6 speed i ask what transmission he sadi he dont know

i asked him if was stoc he said idk

asked him what kind it was he said i do i find out

I was being sarcastic, but the guy selling the car sounds like the worst salesmen in the history of selling cars

 

[beendenied]

So many misspelled words and if I'm not mistaken, a backwards strut bar

Mitsubitshi Eclipse, *CUSTOM* , Turbo, DVD NAVI, CLEAN... $4200

 

[FromFordtoDSM]

the worst part about it is that most of these idiots are serious

 

[D3monX]

~~~~~~~~~~Hood Airbrushed~~~~~~~~~~

 

[tkelly27]

~~~~~~~~~~Hood Airbrushed~~~~~~~~~~

I think I'm going to email him and ask him how he wound up with that. He has no idea where it came from, so there must be a good story behind it .

I want one of these on my van
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DSs2bX13hVc/TDXWYuhGMrI/AAAAAAAACQw/jHRzHk1Ld0c/s400/barbarian+van.jpg
but I dunno if the talon is the right place for it.

 

[91stocker]

So many misspelled words and if I'm not mistaken, a backwards strut bar

Mitsubitshi Eclipse, *CUSTOM* , Turbo, DVD NAVI, CLEAN... $4200

ghetto rigged. terrible installation on every pic