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[dmentdgst]

It might be in case the factory tach breaks.....

 

[pdc200302]

CUSTOM Eclipse

 

[hurricanecris24]

CUSTOM Eclipse

im loving the hood

 

[pdc200302]

I want to call bs on the whole listing but there is no way to call the guy and see if he is truely serious without laughing my head off at him.
Don't forget the custom made wheels and that all 4 tires are different to go with the custom theme.

 

[cano86]

CUSTOM Eclipse

People call it RICE all the time which means cool import car

 

[Chaosweaver]

I guess we all have twin turbo cars and we don't even know it, , I told the guy to send me pictures of the car and engine bay and here it is .

It looks semi-clean too, that's the shameful part.

 

[cano86]

It looks semi-clean too, that's the shameful part.

+1 and possible 6 bolt swap or just a 1g upper. looks like it was well maintained. I doubt he did any of that work in it, he probably bought it like that a while back with the hopes of it being twin turbo

 

[Zmoney8907]

Audi TT

 

[Chaosweaver]

+1 and possible 6 bolt swap or just a 1g upper. looks like it was well maintained. I doubt he did any of that work in it, he probably bought it like that a while back with the hopes of it being twin turbo

Yeah, it sucks to see cars like that go. First thing I do with any car I buy is tare into it and try to find every problem possible. My Talon had A LOT of electrical problems because of the previous owner hacking up everything, I've gotten most f them corrected over the years but every once in a while I find something new . I think everyone should, at the very minimal, check for codes when they buy a car.

Audi TT

Ehhhh... He'll find someone to pay $6-7k or so for it, but not much more.

 

[Trav83]

This kid reposts this like everyday Eclipse Turbo Kit He wants $250 for this pile of rust

 

[DxmaSonxM]

, I asked him,
I thought it said Twin Turbo was that the correct picture you sent?

Still no answer, I'll update if he answers

I asked him when I first saw his post. He said "Its bellow the first one" Then I asked to come see it. He never replied back.

 

[97mitzugst]

I'm wondering what this guy spent 2000 on because it sounds like everything is broken. 1997 Dodge Avenger Project Car

 

[ktgurl87]

I'm wondering what this guy spent 2000 on because it sounds like everything is broken. 1997 Dodge Avenger Project Car

Some of it is probably that awesome front bumper

 

[my dreamt dsm]

F'in REDICULIOUS. Sorry if he's on here but he should know better. What a mark up!

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST

 

[Chaosweaver]

F'in REDICULIOUS. Sorry if he's on here but he should know better. What a mark up!

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST

Depending on mileage he maybe able to get 4k or so out of it, it does look pretty clean. But a raced car is a raced car none the less.

 

[agarc023]

He even got the age wrong, the car would be 14 not 11

 

[my dreamt dsm]

Honestly he'll be better off parting out aftermarket parts. No one is going to pay that price. Okay 99- 00 Honda civic si stock with okay mileage say around 100-115k runs 5-7k$$$. But people still buy, not because it's over 300whp, because it's a car some people admire. He has to sell the car NOT THE HORSEPOWER.

1997 Eclipse GS-T
this guy has a better chance and his post has been on here for like half a year. no one bothers... I even asked him to part out some of his stuff to me like turbo and junk, he never answer back. Either a spam of a dumb seller!

 

[necrotopsy]

I'm wondering what this guy spent 2000 on because it sounds like everything is broken. 1997 Dodge Avenger Project Car

maybe that bumper might be custom. i've never seen one like that for an avenger before, and i've seen them all (before this one apparently)

 

[avenged5]

maybe that bumper might be custom. i've never seen one like that for an avenger before, and i've seen them all (before this one apparently)

Looks like a prelude front bumper.

Extreme Dimensions Kombat Body Kit - Full Kit for 92-96 Honda Prelude at Andy's Auto Sport

 

[laserspeeddemon]

I concur

 

[Quicksilver1695]

He sure did some fine haggling to get a car in that good of shape and only put 2k into it.

 

[DeadlyAKrunna47]

This guy is saying his gsx runs high 14s on STOCK BOV!?

Eclipse GSX turbo

 

[ktgurl87]

But it's not a stock BOV? It even says so right in the posting. Greddy Type S.

 

[daplatano91]

Why do they always make the fast and the furious reference
Rwd 3g WTF

 

[Chaosweaver]

Why do they always make the fast and the furious reference
Rwd 3g WTF

So... A car that came out years before the movie is obviously a F&F edition. I love how dealers try to hype up ricers.