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[PickleRick]

"14.6 @ PACIFIC RACEWAYS on STOCK 2g B.O.V."

ARE YOU FOR REALS??? I'm downgrading back to stock if it means numbers that low!!!

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm curious what he'll say to this:


Hey man I saw your ad,

Does it have a clean title?
How many miles are on it?

I hard that the gsx is good for drifting, is that true?
How fast is the car? I'm really looking for a fast car,
I lost to a subaru in my kia the other day and i'm really looking for something with a lot more power...
How much horse power do you think your gsx makes?

Thanks man.
Ricky

 

[RoryBarron]

98 ECLIPSE GSX AWD TURBO OBO It must have a trunk full of drugs for this price!!

 

[91stocker]

98 ECLIPSE GSX AWD TURBO OBO It must have a trunk full of drugs for this price!!

"but since i bored it over it makes it a 2.5 not a 2.0 anymore"
"check engin light it on"
"and the tranny is starting to slip"

what a gem for only 9k

 

[Trav83]

Wow. Best running in WA huh?
DSM GSX Eclipes
Bold words, sir. Bold words...

I love how he put "NEED TO SELL ASAP BEFORE BANK TAKES IT!!!!!"

I'm curious what he'll say to this:


Hey man I saw your ad,

Does it have a clean title?
How many miles are on it?

I hard that the gsx is good for drifting, is that true?
How fast is the car? I'm really looking for a fast car,
I lost to a subaru in my kia the other day and i'm really looking for something with a lot more power...
How much horse power do you think your gsx makes?

Thanks man.
Ricky

Do it! I would love to hear the response you get. Make him believe you're really interested in buying it and then ask him if he'll take $500 for it

 

[JusMX141]

98 ECLIPSE GSX AWD TURBO OBO It must have a trunk full of drugs for this price!!

Not drugs....it's that custom .040" overbore spec making the engine a 2.5 which adds such value.

That thing is hardly a 2.5....maybe a 2.05.


Funny that he makes the comment about the car being great even though it's 13 years old- all the while it looks like a 13-year-old typed up the ad.

 

[idoceclipse]

Mitsubishi eclipse 96 Love the steering wheel.

 

[minimotos95]

Mitsubishi eclipse 96 Love the steering wheel.

now we know who to deport... no habla english, no CL for you





wow, poor poor GSX
http://westslope.craigslist.org/cto/2254755626.html

 

[91stocker]

now we know who to deport... no habla english, no CL for you





wow, poor poor GSX
1997 GSX Mitsubishi Eclipse 300+hp

Whod pay 4k for a car that isnt running? That yellow seems kind of random too.

 

[smorton]

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS... WTT!!


How much for that paint job under the hood?

 

[90moneypit]

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS... WTT!!


How much for that paint job under the hood?

Talk about confused... Isn't that the space needle in that skyline?!? I'll just bypass the whole rising star on an american made car but what the hell does Seattle have to do with it? Or was that supposed to be the Eiffel tower?

 

[rlacasse1]

New Acura CSX White oem Wheels 17x7 5x14.3 06+ Civic Si RSX FD2 JDM

Chuck Norris approved, .

 

[davidlee]

Talk about confused... Isn't that the space needle in that skyline?!? I'll just bypass the whole rising star on an american made car but what the hell does Seattle have to do with it? Or was that supposed to be the Eiffel tower?

He has washington plates so my guess is hes from Seattle . it is unique ill give him that. But is that a SUPERMAN logo on the front bumper WTF? deduct a point

 

[Mock]

"Shepard stage 3 trans with all options. Might be stage 2 but I know it's not 1 or the highest. Pretty positive it's 3
Act extreme clutch. Feels good.
Lightweight fly wheel"

CRAIGSLIST-
95 talon awd dsm built stroked
OR
DSMTUNERS
95 Fully built talon AWD 6 bolt swap 2.3 - DSM Classifieds

 

[90moneypit]

He has washington plates so my guess is hes from Seattle . it is unique ill give him that. But is that a SUPERMAN logo on the front bumper WTF? deduct a point

I didn't even notice it was a Tacoma listing and thought he was going for the Tokyo skyline. There IS a rather large Asian population around Seattle though. Maybe it makes it JDM

 

[minimotos95]

I didn't even notice it was a Tacoma listing and thought he was going for the Tokyo skyline. There IS a rather large Asian population around Seattle though. Maybe it makes it JDM

oh, just rub your real chinese food in like that
i call BS, i want non americanized chinese food.

there's lot in the oly area to, pretty much everywhere around the sound


you know that guy probably used to own a civic with lambo doors until he got destroyed by a DSM and gave up on 1600cc, so got a 420a....

 

[twisted_gears]

1991 Talon TSI - AWD - Turbo
awesome price

 

[minimotos95]

1991 Talon TSI - AWD - Turbo
awesome price

does he finance?

 

[90tsiawdturbo]

I'm guessing it was a typo and its probably 2200...which wouldn't be a bad price if he had papers to prove the new head and the mileage was acceptably low...and it wasn't a complete hacked mess

 

[MY1GDSM]

I'm guessing it was a typo and its probably 2200...which wouldn't be a bad price if he had papers to prove the new head and the mileage was acceptably low...and it wasn't a complete hacked mess

No, it's the correct price... .

15-20 years Ago... .

 

[90moneypit]

oh, just rub your real chinese food in like that
i call BS, i want non americanized chinese food.

there's lot in the oly area to, pretty much everywhere around the sound


you know that guy probably used to own a civic with lambo doors until he got destroyed by a DSM and gave up on 1600cc, so got a 420a....

I guess he couldn't afford an Audi! I personally like Audi's so I've always checked them out every chance. Now don't anyone take this the wrong way but 90-95% of the Audi's (A4's up to A8's!!) I've seen in WA are driven by Asians! It's just weird that there isn't an average ethnicity mix of drivers. Is there some secret I don't know about or something?!? Maybe it's the Microsoft/Nintendo/Amazon paychecks but there are some seriously nice cars running around up here! I've even seen 3 of those ugly ass 4 door Porche's, a Maybach and even an Ariel Atom. It's a shame that no one knows how to drive normally, much less in the rain (!), or snow.

 

[minimotos95]

I guess he couldn't afford an Audi! .... It's a shame that no one knows how to drive normally, much less in the rain (!), or snow.

even a 16 year old like me can afford an audi, defiantly not an S4 though ..... your telling me, if it's even sprinkling(by WA standards) everybody's going 20 under the speed limit in their AWD subaru's and SUV's


i found no funny CL ads today

 

[90moneypit]

even a 16 year old like me can afford an audi, defiantly not an S4 though ..... your telling me, if it's even sprinkling(by WA standards) everybody's going 20 under the speed limit in their AWD subaru's and SUV's


i found no funny CL ads today

Not 20 but at least 10 if it's sprinkling, which is just about a constant. If it snows... forget about it, people are abandoning their cars on the side (if you're lucky, middle if you're not) of the interstate and walking. I'm not talking about up in the passes where there's a good 6-8"'s+ of snow but down at the foot where there's a half inch on the road! It just boggles my mid-west mind! I grew up driving back roads covered in an inch plus of ice which means: If you don't have chains/studs, stay the hell off the road and leave it for people who HAVE to go somewhere. I don't mistake my skills for "Finland level" but I know enough to at least modulate my gas and brakes when I START to loose traction so I don't, IDK, crash into that other car parked in the median. Funny thing is, CNN ranked Washington drivers in the top two 'smartest' drivers in 2005. Book<Experience in my opinion.

 

[DxmaSonxM]

Oh Akron/Canton you never cease to amaze me.

95 talon tsi

 

[Chaosweaver]

"Shepard stage 3 trans with all options. Might be stage 2 but I know it's not 1 or the highest. Pretty positive it's 3
Act extreme clutch. Feels good.
Lightweight fly wheel"

CRAIGSLIST-
95 talon awd dsm built stroked
OR
DSMTUNERS
95 Fully built talon AWD 6 bolt swap 2.3 - DSM Classifieds

Hopefully he has some paper work, if not I doubt it will sell for more than a few grand.

Oh Akron/Canton you never cease to amaze me.

95 talon tsi

Gotta love them twin turbo tallons.

 

[smorton]

TRICKED OUT...1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS...Vertical Doors, Street Glow

Dont cry What a beautiful 2f2f car .