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[gtbread77]

$7900 ^^^^ WOW what is this dude on

 

[mat305]

Wow... that's all I have to say.

 

[90tsiawdturbo]

Why spend all the money on nos and not even use it....I'm goin to go ahead and call bullshit on that one

 

[GSX Eclipse]

Oh Akron/Canton you never cease to amaze me.

95 talon tsi

I feel bad for you guys who are local to the Akron/Canton cl. I really do.

 

[smorton]

Why spend all the money on nos and not even use it....I'm goin to go ahead and call bullshit on that one

Shit, he invested 15 grand into THAT. Can you imagine the 4g63 you could build with that!? Hahaha mmmmm....

 

[V12 Killa]

98 ECLIPSE GSX AWD TURBO OBO


"since i bored it over it makes it a 2.5 not a 2.0 anymore"

hopefully he didn't do the engine work to it, for the future owners sake

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Lmfao.

My friend located this, sent it to me while at work, and I died..

Fast and the Furious Eagle Talon

1995 Eagle Talon. With a 16 valve DOHC, 2.0L.-4 cylinder engine. A 5 speeed transmission, which ensures the driver great gas mileage and a fun ride!The Engine only has an astonishing 97,xxx miles on it. As for the transmission, it runs like new and has recently been rebuilt. A Stage 3 racing clutch and a Stage 2 Hyper-Tech racing chip have been installed, greatly increasing the speed and performance, Taking this vehicle to a whole new level. a "Cherry Bomb" exhaust has also been added. Giving the vehicle some added horse power, as well as that true racing sound.... Aftermarket racing spoiler/wing included to give it that racing edge. The tires are damn near new, and I also have two extra tires, with about 50% tread, that comes with the car. Aftermarket head unit installed to rock your senses.... If intrested, I will also include 3 17"inch. universal "NERO" chrome rims, worth $1200 plus, for an additional $300! The fourth identical rim, which I found for sale on-line, For only $200. I personally garuntee that this vehicle is a steal. Runs and Drives like new. With only 97,xxx miles on it, it will last for many years of fun/exciting adventures!!!!! Very Fast Very Dependable Very FUN.... Call Josh at (636)212-1858

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[1bad95tsi]

LMFAO
1994 eagle talon tsi all wheel drive with aftermarket parts 500+ hp

 

[Alan11]

Look at this guy..!!
Wanting To Buy Eclipse!

 

[agarc023]

He's got a lot of hopes haha

 

[Guzman08]

Look at this guy..!!
Wanting To Buy Eclipse!

thats too funny

 

[GSX Eclipse]

83 mustang gt built trade for tuner or truck

"I beat on this car everyday it smokes and has a bad oil leak its it does have a r-title and motor has a bad nock to it and needs a new clutch the surcharges needs rebuilt too"

surcharges hahaha

 

[97 tsi talon]

dune buggy

fast dune buggy!

 

[Trav83]

83 mustang gt built trade for tuner or truck

"I beat on this car everyday it smokes and has a bad oil leak its it does have a r-title and motor has a bad nock to it and needs a new clutch the surcharges needs rebuilt too"

surcharges hahaha

And he wants 4 grand for it

 

[highlandgst]

1990 plymouth laser RS 5 speed dsm

 

[whitetrash]

Oh Akron/Canton you never cease to amaze me.

95 talon tsi

what the hell

 

[cano86]

Oh Akron/Canton you never cease to amaze me.

95 talon tsi

I guess we all have twin turbo cars and we don't even know it, , I told the guy to send me pictures of the car and engine bay and here it is .

 

[hurricanecris24]

ask him where the second turbo is

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

ask him where the second turbo is

Yes do it. Ask him to circle it in the engine bay pic and send it back to you.

 

[cano86]

, I asked him,
I thought it said Twin Turbo was that the correct picture you sent?

Still no answer, I'll update if he answers

 

[twisted_gears]

custom talon eclipse

I'm loving the slight glimpse of the wing in the third picture

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

custom talon eclipse

I'm loving the slight glimpse of the wing in the third picture

 

[cano86]

Jajajaj What the hell .
This guy really cracked me up.

After I asked him, I thought it said twin turbo?.
The Guy says: Yes is twin turbine, my friend posted it for me.

Check this one
custom cavalier****must go

 

[crash89]

custom talon eclipse

I'm loving the slight glimpse of the wing in the third picture

Why do people insist one putting those huge dumb tachs in vehicles THAT ALREADY HAVE A TACH!?!?!

 

[Calan]

Why do people insist one putting those huge dumb tachs in vehicles THAT ALREADY HAVE A TACH!?!?!

They like making it easier for the douchebag thieves to spot.