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Paul Walker ain't got shit on this!!!!

1995 eagle talon

Damn straight. Can't believe that 150 shot hasn't blown the welds on the intake.

But in all seriousness, door poppers are cool... if you like getting locked out of your car when your key fob randomly dies. Especially when it's 2am, 10* outside, and your 30 miles from home. LOL
 
Sadly, the actual moving bits are better chosen that a lot of what I see here, despite the hideous looks. ;)
 
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MUSTANG LOVERS DREAM

FOR SALE 2000 MUSTANG GT $5,000 OBO (any reasonable offer considered or trade for a car of equal value, prefer Mustangs). If you are looking for a perfect Mustang this isn't it, but very close to it. It has a few problems. It is missing the front of its dress kit, a slight rip on the side of the drivers' seat, and a missing hub cap, but that's it. This Mustang looks and drives like new. Plus, the body is beautiful dark blue metal flake blue with a white racing stripe and in excellent condition, that makes it easy on the eyes. If you like/love Mustangs, you're going to love this car! The gorgeous black and grey interior is wrapped in a soft cloth interior with the running horse logo.
Nothing has been sacrificed to make this car the best for its year. The designers, stylists, and engineers wanted to make sure to thrill Mustang enthusiasts to the core by strengthening, lightening and refining each system, to create a race car with a license plate. It has Dual Exhausts, Bucket Seats, Driver and Passenger Airbags, Center Console, Grey and Black Seating, Power Seating, Power Steering, Lighted Entry System, Power Brakes, Tilt Steering Wheel, Tinted Glass, Air Conditioning, Intermittent Wipers, Power Exterior Mirrors, Tachometer, Traction Control, Power Driver Seat, Rear Window Defroster, Cruise Control, Rear Spoiler, 5-Speed Transmission, and much more. It has over 104,000, that's all! Everything works!
This Mustang GT has been featured in many private photoshoots with swimsuit models, and it is affectionately called the "Babe Magnet." Now it can be yours, and driving it is like a dream!
Pick up the phone and call me, because once this beautiful car is sold, you will be out of luck. I am asking $5,000 for this dream car, but any reasonable offer would be considered. (801) 627-7210, between 1-8 pm. I am very busy, so keep trying. If you are serious about wanting to own a Mustang, call me. No more joy rides please. Driving it is better than your last 4 romantic encounters combined.

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You really don't need to quote the pictars when the post is immediately proceeding. It's already burned into my retinas, and now I had deja-vu vomits.
 
You really don't need to quote the pictars when the post is immediately proceeding. It's already burned into my retinas, and now I had deja-vu vomits.

Sorry about that. Usually, I'm pretty good about doing that. It slipped my mind this time.
 
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