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[3kgt2nv]

Cheap fast car

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Cheap fast car

That poor Talon.

 

[necrotopsy]

I don't care where 3kGTs and Stealths were made...they were still sold under the Mitsu/Mopar partership. The Shitquest/Starion was a DSM, too. It also never ended or dissolved, it just changed its name, in 1995. If one wants to be an utter snob about the technicalities of the DSM name, then the 2gBs were not DSMs. DSMs include: Shitquest/Stallion, Eclipse/Talon/Laser, and the 3000GT/Stealth.

Don't forget 1g Avenger/Sebring coupe
though everybody does, so I don't blame you.

 

[WES_393]

A "rare" Spyder with bolt-ons for 7500.
RARE 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST Spyder

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/3131414393.html

 

[rlacasse1]

362hp vr4 turboed neon

This is either terrible, or awesome.

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

362hp vr4 turboed neon

This is either terrible, or awesome.

It's something awesome in something terrible. Looks like it was in a front ender. I'm guessing it was totalled out so they bought it back and did this.

 

[rlacasse1]

I'm not gonna lie, I like neons, and I've always wanted a AWD 4g63 swapped Neon. It would be rather ###, but it would be awesome.

 

[ramsack]

I can't compute that 6g72 swap. The engine is flipped around, so is the intake manifold, yet the lettering on the valve cover is facing the correct direction (but also flipped around in reality).

 

[91stocker]

I'm not gonna lie, I like neons, and I've always wanted a AWD 4g63 swapped Neon. It would be rather ###, but it would be awesome.

2400lbs stock, whats not to like haha. Could easily become a sub 2k lbs car. Maybe 2k after awd swap.



And on the dsm or not topic, 3kgt's were not dsm's, cloud cars were not dsm's, 2g's are barely dsm's. DSM was from 89 to late 94". Now what cars were made in those exact years, hmmm...

 

[Blue Talon Boy]

And on the dsm or not topic, 3kgt's were not dsm's, cloud cars were not dsm's, 2g's are barely dsm's. DSM was from 89 to late 94". Now what cars were made in those exact years, hmmm...

Alex, I'm going to go with, "What is eclipse/laser/talon/gvr4?" Lol

 

[WES_393]

And on the dsm or not topic, 3kgt's were not dsm's, cloud cars were not dsm's, 2g's are barely dsm's. DSM was from 89 to late 94". Now what cars were made in those exact years, hmmm...

The truth. My 95 had a DSM info badge on the firewall where every other 2g has a Mitsu or Eagle badge. Chrysler just has a history of mooching off Mitsu, it doesn't mean every Chrysler with a Mitsu engine is a DSM.

 

[LandoAWD]

The "what is a DSM" debate needs to stop. There's a reason we deal with 95-99 models here and not cloud cars, and the badge is irrelevant. There's also a reason we let those GV4 nutters in. Obviously not the badge there.

The technical definition is CLEAR, but so is our site mission statement.

Capiche?

 

[rlacasse1]

Picture and title say it all. I can only imagine that the owner is a pot bellied, mullet having redneck.

Badass Monza

 

[Boosted DSM 32]

A "rare" Spyder with bolt-ons for 7500.
RARE 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST Spyder

96 Eclipse rs turbo...........obo

Am i the only one that thinks that rs actually doesnt look that bad?? if he had blacked out taillights i think the car looks pretty cool and unique i mean thats a like legit "fast and the furious" tuner car if i seen that i would think its pretty cool but would never drive one myself

 

[SpiderGST]

The Monza isn't really that bad of a looking car from the outside. ^^^I am right there with you on the RS. It is a bad ass paint job. I wouldnt pay that for it though. Hell if I did that kind of work to a car it would be handed down not sold off. That is what the plan is with my GST.

 

[Blue Talon Boy]

The rs isn't TOO bad. What scares me is the lines run every which way for the vacuum and boost source under the hood. I mean, did anyone else notice the tygon tube still kind of coiled as it runs over the battery with no restraint.

 

[Boosted DSM 32]

Ya i did notice how some things under the hood were rigged up i was just talking about the outside apperance of the car, if your into custom cars like that i think its pretty nice its def a head turner

 

[91stocker]

Alex, I'm going to go with, "What is eclipse/laser/talon/gvr4?" Lol

Ding ding ding, we have a winner

The truth. My 95 had a DSM info badge on the firewall where every other 2g has a Mitsu or Eagle badge. Chrysler just has a history of mooching off Mitsu, it doesn't mean every Chrysler with a Mitsu engine is a DSM.

Bingo

Picture and title say it all. I can only imagine that the owner is a pot bellied, mullet having redneck.

Badass Monza

Hell id rock it

 

[nasty_4g63]

In my area hopefully this person is not on here.Bad A** 95' Fast and Furious Eclipse! -

 

[Blue Talon Boy]

Ya i did notice how some things under the hood were rigged up i was just talking about the outside apperance of the car, if your into custom cars like that i think its pretty nice its def a head turner

I'll agree, the exterior is def a head turner, I just wouldn't want someone else's jerry-rigged headache.

 

[AngelOfPassion]

In my area hopefully this person is not on here.Bad A** 95' Fast and Furious Eclipse! -

At least he is not asking 7-10k like all the other "fast and furious" style eclipse sellers... However it is just as ugly.

That blue one wasn't too bad though. I'd drive it if it had a 4g63 AWD... I wish more of those F&F style cars actually performed well so that they wouldn't give us such a bad name.

 

[rlacasse1]

The Monza isn't really that bad of a looking car from the outside. ^^^I am right there with you on the RS. It is a bad ass paint job. I wouldnt pay that for it though. Hell if I did that kind of work to a car it would be handed down not sold off. That is what the plan is with my GST.

It wasn't the car itself that gave me a laugh, it was the entire setting. Drag car in the trailer park. So then I started imagining who the owner was. Then I

The car itself is pretty cool.

 

[dropped99gs]

1995 eclipse GSX 110k miles turbo all wheel drive



Ill let you guys do the bashing on this one.

 

[SpiderGST]

I might have to actually go look at that one. I have 2 extra transmissions in my garage at the moment. Probably could find someone to trade for a AWD trans .

 

[clizz3]

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