So this dude at school

[nwmedia2008]

these are all really good and funny stories guys keep them coming. This guy from wyotech always talked about his "10 second" lt1 camaro that had like 650whp and all this jazz but would NEVER pop the hood, said he wont race unless the race is for 1k or more. (knowing none of us college kids had it) and his license plate said ullbsorry on top of all that. Well on one student day he brings his car into school to work on something underneath the hood and the whole class runs over to check this "monster" out only to find the stinkin thing still had a stock intake and manifolds. What are these ppl thinking!

Sounds like this kid from school. He has a 98 3.8 mustang with a coldair intake and a bodykit it is a rice. And I have been working on this mustang my oldest bro lost hope in. I built this engine for it. It is a 302 5.0 has a t5 tranny a new cam performer intake the works. It is rated at 320-330 horsepower. He told me when I get my 8.8 inch rear end in it he will race me and I tried so hard not to laugh at him. I told him the car isn't anywhere near finished and the I told him I am building it to be a drag car. And he has the nerve to tell me it isn't shit and that a 302 engine with numerous mods is slower than a almost stock 3.8 .I have more cash in that engine than his car is worth haha.

 

[xsboost]

Here's a stupid car person story that actually turned out good (for my friend anyway). There's this rich ass doctor around here who has a few cars including a Ferrari F355 and a Lamborghini Murcialago. Back around 02 a friend of mine met him through some company he worked for and noticed he was selling his 97 Toyota Supra Turbo with only 25,000 miles for dirt cheap. My friend asked what the deal was and the doctor said "When I try to start it it just clicks. I don't feel like dealing with it and I hardly ever drive it so I'm just gonna sell it." So my buddy bought it for $10k, replaced the battery and it started right up.

 

[crimsonGST]

Here's a stupid car person story that actually turned out good (for my friend anyway). There's this rich ass doctor around here who has a few cars including a Ferrari F355 and a Lamborghini Murcialago. Back around 02 a friend of mine met him through some company he worked for and noticed he was selling his 97 Toyota Supra Turbo with only 25,000 miles for dirt cheap. My friend asked what the deal was and the doctor said "When I try to start it it just clicks. I don't feel like dealing with it and I hardly ever drive it so I'm just gonna sell it." So my buddy bought it for $10k, replaced the battery and it started right up.

Without pics, this story is just as bogus as said Porsche the OP's kid said he was getting.

And for the dude that said something about the 4 door eagle, they almost made one. Not the coolest car and it never made it to the factory, due to the fact that Eagle was done by 98. Search around, I don't remember the name but it's still cool to see.

EDIT: Eagle Concepts- It's called the "jazz" WTF

 

[PIMking]

RUF? Anyone?

RUF is not a porsche. RUF uses porsche bodys and motors that they tweak. I love porsches and Audi's. I was born in stuttgart with a full bloodline of germans and im the first american citizen in my family. My uncle has 2 porsches 951's (944 Turbo) and a couple of years ago when I sold cars (nissan subaru dealer) a rich guy came in and bought a sti for his 15 year old son for his 16th birthday and let me drive his 911 and I can tell you that the little honda boy that reved his engine at me on the interstate didnt know what to think when i did a 130mph flyby.

I had a stiffy for weeks and dreamed of that car. the guy was with me and told me "beat on her" "show me what you got!" So I beat the living tar out of this thing. aww the good ole days.

 

[Lenn]

... So my buddy bought it for $10k, replaced the battery and it started right up.

Lucky som-a-bi*** !!!

 

[DeNoZZo]

There's this kid at my school who owns a V6 Mustang whom I've smoked multiple times. He thinks his car is godly. So it recently rained and he keeps telling me he is a good drifter. So, I was on my way home when he pulled up behind me and started tailgating me. I took off and he tried to follow me. I turned a corner and he proceeded to 'drift' into a light pole.

Totalled.

Nice!

Some dude at my school has an Sn95 v6 mustang and thinks it's the shit also. He has all of the exterior vents and some trim pieces painted red, and it looks horrible. Anyways, a friend of mine was asking him about his car and he said he got such a horsepower increase from one intake, so he put two intakes on. And he also has straight pipes on it that sound like shit. He acts like his car is fast too. It seems like all the posers just do intake and exhaust, intake and exhaust, intake and exhaust.... nothing more. And they think they've got a fast car.

 

[boostedinthe843]

especially honda civic people.

 

[xsboost]

Without pics, this story is just as bogus as said Porsche the OP's kid said he was getting.

Damn! I walked right into that one. Well, unless you want me to go back in time 5 years and take a picture of the VIN and odometer with my name beside it and a $10,000 bill of sale I guess I'm just one of those people. Other than that the best I can do is a picture from my cousin (who he left the car with while he was deployed) that he took to show his mom how close she parked her Escort to the Supra, But even that could be faked.

 

[91PlymouthLaser]

we got some snow and ice here in town over the week and Monday a "friend" from school told me his 87 Firebird would outcorner, outaccel, and overall outperform my Laser in the ice and snow...I would've showed him up too...except my clutch finally went out as I was drifting on ice across four lanes on the highway .

 

[GsxEcutioner]

Yea here is what what happened. I was at the gas station and this dude with a focus was revving his engine. It sounded weird so I asked him what he had in the hood. Now this car had a cheezy body kit on it and these ghetto chrome rims and an exhaust tip. He opens the hood points to the alternator and tells me its a turbo. He was being completely serious. I didn't say anything to him but yea that is cool I guess. And then I realized he put pinholes in his exhaust.

Reminds me of this dude that talks a lot of ish, He had a 420a 2g and he pulled up to my old 96 gsx once, well at the time my homemade MBC was broken and I had Unlimited boost, anyways I couldnt do anything and he takes off. He told everyone he smoked me with his turbo, he popped his hood because the radiator hose split and I looked at it, Stared and laughed, N/T, He claims that his brother races a Honda Integra Type R and its turbo charged. never seen it and never will, and he claimed he had a All-Trac Celica........BS , heres my rant.

 

[shredwin]

not backward wheel drive (exactly what he said) so it will do good in the snow. I just turned and starred at him for a second and said yea, ok you do that.

Anybody else run into someone totally car illiterate and they don't even realize it?

I never heard of a porche being FWD .... im sure most of us have ran into idiots like that

 

[Jeremoose]

This all reminds me of the guy around town who had a tri-turbo 300zx (yeah, he said he had THREE turbos...).

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

Bring this thread back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/242997-dumbest-things-youve-heard-dsmer-say.html

 

[kottyking]

Without pics, this story is just as bogus as said Porsche the OP's kid said he was getting.

And for the dude that said something about the 4 door eagle, they almost made one. Not the coolest car and it never made it to the factory, due to the fact that Eagle was done by 98. Search around, I don't remember the name but it's still cool to see.

EDIT: Eagle Concepts- It's called the "jazz" WTF

Actually they did make a 4 door eagle. Its called and eagle vision. It had a 3.5l v6 in it.

 

[crimsonGST]

1994 Eagle Vision Aerie Concept.

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[xsboost]

93 Eagle Vision

 

[Afroclipse]

looks like a concorde

 

[Defiant]

The street racing, kill stories and bashing session is over.