BIG boost tech
15+ Year Contributor
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- Jul 4, 2007
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seattle,
Washington
so let me tell u all a little story. i wake up to a nice little hangover on Saturday morning (ya ya whats new) so i get up take a shower & head out the door to go to endfest i get the parking lot & low & behold my Sentra is not there! so i head my happy butt into the apt mgr. & i find out that she has had it towed! then as im contemplating how i am going to fit a body in the trunk of a 2g she tells me that it was parked half in the fire lane & half up on the curb with the drivers door left wide open! so as the confusion kicks in, i now have some questions to ask myself, have the years of my own drug use suddenly caught up with me, exactly how much did i drink last night & do i really even have a car & y do i smell even after the shower? well, i have a fuzzy memory of parking my old 4 door ticket deflector but that may just be a drug/alcohol induced fulse memory? so i say screw it & take my tsi to endfest, ill deal with all this later! (insert hear: more drinking & forward to monday morning & another hangover!) i goto pick up my car & they tell me that they can have a fat chick pound me dry in the butt with a sandpaper covered dildo for a half hour or i can pay them $350!!! so i pick the later cus i didn't have a half hour to waste! i head into there yard to find my girl sitting there frowning as she is stuck between a civic & a eccort. i clime in & find that now my car seems to have the o so sweet aroma of crack in the morning, also there is a shatload of black plastic shavings all over inside, & they used a half of a tank of gas! so to recap my cars night, (i know ## getting bouard) it gets driven home parked, then stolen taken on a drug run, where the crackheads probably f"ed crack whores with a big black strap on cus there little flasid pee pees are to cracked out to get wood! (that is the only way i can figure on the plastic shavings! i am having the seats screened for STDs as u read this) then driven back & ditched 50' from where i parked it, then towed!!!! & i thought i had it bad! well at least they didn't screw up the car too bad, they just moved stuff around & didn't take a dam thing! well i know i really don't know anyone on this forum & im new hear but i just wanted to vent! O & 1 last thing WHO IN THE HEC uses the ashtray in a stolen car!!! &^#*%@ CRACKHEADS!!!
